💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hasan "if I hear a yap, you're getting the zap" Piker
Hasan "you a prop shitty, enjoy electricity" Piker
Hasan "Turning Animals into Vegetables" Piker

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Seriously look into Ingrid Newkirk if you have any doubts about this at all. She is an intensely evil person with an intensely evil philosophy.

All of my hatred of PETA came from a person actually directly connected to her who hated her guts after finding out what kind of person she actually is, and is himself a very prominent person in vegan activism. Anyone who gets close to this absolutely awful person reaches the same conclusion.

PETA is not just wrong. It's EVIL. I don't use that word lightly (sorry for hijacking the dog-torturing Raiden motherfucker thread).
That's what annoyed the shit out of me with that chimp documentary that Josh was raving about it framed PETA as these edgy transgressive activist heros that swoop in to save those poor apes. I get that the documentary didn't have a story without PETA's involvement but the complete white washing of them in it really got under my skin.
 
That's what annoyed the shit out of me with that chimp documentary that Josh was raving about it framed PETA as these edgy transgressive activist heros that swoop in to save those poor apes. I get that the documentary didn't have a story without PETA's involvement but the complete white washing of them in it really got under my skin.
Just saw the comment you are replying to and I concur. Honestly the more I think about it, the more PETA feels like some kind of scientology offshoot with its fixation on recruiting celebrities, the batshit doctrine and dogma and downright despicable things pushed by the higher ups/inner circle that are filtered and sanitised to outsiders so they come off as harmless uwu save muh cute animals uwu theatrics, and the downright culty material they vomit out into the internet. Say what you like about scientologists though, they generally mind their own fucking bidness with their scumfuck antics so long as you have not made it on to one of their shitlists.

In many ways it anticipated a lot of the shit that became ubiquitous with wokeshit in the past decade of currentyear with the focus on obnoxious and loud performance for asspats and attention, pointless antagonism and purity testing that alienated all but the most batshit or spineless or grift happy specimens, and naturally the cynical profiteering by threatening companies with "totally real and srs and scary" PR disasters unless they paid PETA for its stamp of approval or provided a sinecure for one or more of its higher profile members
 
Valkyrae weighs in with her 55IQ take. "You would think that this kind of outrage would be seen towards the genocide and stuff"

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My God, this must be the most annoying defence strategy there is.

Well, Valkyrae, why are you sitting in a cozy room, streaming in an uwu oversized hoodie, while starving Palestinian kids are being ravaged by the Israeli? There is a genocide happening, you know… You have weird priorities, Valkyrae…

Stupid virtue signalling skank ass hoe.
 
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"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"

 
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"

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Hasan decorates his house like an AI. "And here I shall put my African Tribal Mask collection, next to this... Walter White portrait. I shall loosely cover is chair with the... flag of Portugal. On the Coffee Table I shall place... Niggerball with my name on it."
 
What type of person is the average Hasan viewer anyway? He's just such a boring dude, no real consistant ideas, he's not really funny or strange in a eye-catching way (compared to freaks like Destiny or vaush) He's literally as Unrelatable as it gets.
I feel like a sizable number of his fans are disgruntled 2nd generation thirdies or ethnics (probably from wealthy families) squatting in western countries. There seems to be a narrative that the leftie/commie/pro-palestine crew is mostly rich White kids or retareded White women but this hasn't really been my experance personally. The commie student group at my uni seemed to be a lot of pajeet/sandnigger women, (like frogan or denims lmao) or non-white faggots, with immigrant parents and all that shit (you know the type) I think the wokest people in the world are probably western born Pajeetas and pakiettes, maybe even more than negresses. The richer they are , the more woke and anti-white they tend to be.
I think is their way to cope of being basically descendant of colonial elites/collaborators. These dudes ancestors are more responsible for colonization that 99% of white people and all the wealth they now have comes from fucking over their countrymen and allow foreigners to do whatever they wanted with their lands. Also diasporas (especially third worldist ones) tend to hyper idealise their home countries because they don't live there so they don't have to face the problems and negatives of their countries.
 
It has probably already been mentioned on this thread or the AnusAndI thread, but there would be some truly cosmic irony at play should the Roach wind up cucking The Raped not only with his wife and his career, but with the Lolcow Of The Year award he has been working so very hard to win
 
My God, this must be the most annoying line of defence there is.

Well, Valkyrae, why are you sitting in a cozy room, streaming in an uwu oversized hoodie, while starving Palestinian kids are being ravaged by the Israeli? There is a genocide happening, you know… You have weird priorities, Valkyrae…

Stupid virtue signalling skank ass hoe.
They both really do deserve each other.

Rich retards with zero self-awareness.

Butt buddy got caught Zeus ulting his dog, and this is what she comes up with.
 
I swear this noodle-legged fuck is like an astral projection of the wiley coyote, doing comically, retardedly evil shit that blows up in his face and has nearly no effect, but somehow he's still alive
 
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this emo bought a shock collar and grinded the prongs off with a dremel and put electrical tape over it to showcase how it matches with Hasan's collar.

wish he showed more angles and the functionality though.
Good stuff! Even though it didn't need to be proven empirically that you could cut off miniscule studs since its obvious, I'm glad he did it anyways because Hasan's defenders were still clinging to the notion that they weren't removable. Also, this guy commented on something I did earlier too, that the bolt holding in the charging port cover is shiny on Hasan's unit. As he says, it's either that they don't always come painted or it wears off. Here's one I found on an Amazon review proving that:

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Valkyrae weighs in with her 55IQ take. "You would think that this kind of outrage would be seen towards the genocide and stuff"

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Sorry for double posting but when they were having their autistic blood feud with Ethan Klein they didn't seem to think that all that effort could be invested in Palestine instead. The cps call, Icuck video, the alliance with kikempanada, the go fund me for the lolsuits, Noah samsen streams, the skulls (I don't care if they are fake or not the fact that some fag spent time and money to email them is pathetic). They were more coordinated to have an internet slap fight with a spineless kike and his ex-IDF wife that to do something meaninful against Israel. And the fact that Ethan is a zionist (which he is) doesn't change the fact that all of that contrited nothing to the Palestinian cause. That single Israeli teen refusing to serve in the IDF has contributed more to Palestine that all of what those faggots have done and it shows because how much they seethed about it.
 
Hasan decorates his house like an AI. "And here I shall put my African Tribal Mask collection, next to this... Walter White portrait. I shall loosely cover is chair with the... flag of Portugal. On the Coffee Table I shall place... Niggerball with my name on it."
Everything is for show.
"This is popular I will put it here."
"This makes me look kind I will put it here."
"This makes me look politically active I shall put it there."
Everything is designed and placed to make him look better than he is.
 
The "they care about animal cruelty instead of Palestinians" line is so fucking weird to me as a cope because it's not even salient within its own premise.

Like... they know you're allowed to care about more than one thing, right? If two bad things are happening, you can just condemn them both, you know?
The venn diagram of "You must care about everything bad in the world and revolve your life around it" and "Why do you care about a dog so much when the heckin' wholesome Palestinerinos are getting hurted?!" is a CIRCLE!
 
My God, this must be the most annoying defence strategy there is.

Well, Valkyrae, why are you sitting in a cozy room, streaming in an uwu oversized hoodie, while starving Palestinian kids are being ravaged by the Israeli? There is a genocide happening, you know… You have weird priorities, Valkyrae…

Stupid virtue signalling skank ass hoe.
It's a freudian slip revealing exactly the kind of "people" they actually are. The utter refusal to perform any community hygiene even when things like this happen makes you wonder what kind of creatures they are when the cameras are off. They're operating off of a lower standard of morality than /b/ in the 2000s.
 
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this emo bought a shock collar and grinded the prongs off with a dremel and put electrical tape over it to showcase how it matches with Hasan's collar.

wish he showed more angles and the functionality though.
at least try it out. what a worthless video




it must suck ass to be a liberal. Coming up with something like this has to be so mentally draining, even if you weren't retarded before you have to be considered retarded after you come to this analogy.
 
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More cope from Hasan's subreddit that doesn't even fit their narrative:
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The guy's initial impression is that Hasan shocks Kaya for leaving her 'place'. In contrast, Hasan's position is that she "clipped" herself while he was reaching for ZYN. Then, about halfway through the video, he watches Hasan showing off the collar and claiming that it's the vibrate only model and is duped by it. Since the prongs are absent, he says something like "Yea, okay, I guess that's the vibrate only model and she's just extremely sensitive to it."

But that still doesn't sit right with him because he knows from experience that it's a shocked-at-high-setting reaction (the sharp yelp and flinch is what you get). And he had noticed that Hasan was careful to hide the back of the receiver, so he reverts to his initial correct position and concludes that Hasan must've just been concealing the prong studs with his thumb (not considering that he cut them off) and leaves this comment pinned to the top:
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Hasan's supporters in that post claim he was bullied into it from the comments, but he posted it right after uploading the video if you look at the time stamps. They also are worried about people watching the video since, you know, it doesn't fit Hasan's own explanation at all and since the comments are full of dangerous misinformation like the evidence we've given showing it cant be the vibration only model.

 
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