💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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guiltyspark85 said:
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"

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He is frustratingly both deranged and dishonest at the same time. How did someone like this ever acquire a following at all?
 
PetiteFeet said:
If animal abuse happening in the open isn't enough to finally get this roach banned from any platforms, I don't know what will. Actually disgusting. Kaya doesn't deserve that. No dog deserves that. Why are shock collars and similar "training methods" not illegal as shit.
I'm so close to fedposting.
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"<Fedpost Hasan> in the ring"?

NO, IN REAL LIFE.

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HidekiVonMetternich4real said:
The more I think about it, there are a lot of breadtubers that would fit perfectly on either end of the spectrum lol. Vaush comes to mind.
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Kiro himself fits on both ends of the spectrum, given what he was into.
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
Hasan "if I hear a yap, you're getting the zap" Piker
Hasan "you a prop shitty, enjoy electricity" Piker
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Hasan "I shock my dog so it'll lay like a log" Piker
Hasan "I electrocute dogs for the Palestine cause" Piker
Hasan "canine mistreatment via shock treatment" Piker
Hasan "jolts of volts so the mutt doesn't bolt" Piker
 
guiltyspark85 said:
"When you have an animal that you are taking care of you have a literal fucking slave. And not just a slave, you have a literal fucking slave you shackle, okay? Every fucking day pulled from their neck. And take them wherever you want to take them to. And on top of that you fucking neuter your slave. So your slave can't have more slaves. And you have the slave for just personal consumption, like making yourself feel better"
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what a very muslim way to look at owning animals
 
The Dude said:
Hasan "I shock my dog so it'll lay like a log" Piker
Hasan "I electrocute dogs for the Palestine cause" Piker
Hasan "canine mistreatment via shock treatment" Piker
Hasan "jolts of volts so the mutt doesn't bolt" Piker
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Hasan "she tries to walk, she's in for a shock" Piker
Hasan "lay on the bed, or get volts in your head" Piker
Hasan "turn up the juice, we're zapping the pooch" Piker
Hasan "doggies scream on stream, cuz I zap to the extreme" Piker
Hasan "no pet's too cute, to electrocute" Piker
 
The Dude said:
Hasan "I shock my dog so it'll lay like a log" Piker
Hasan "I electrocute dogs for the Palestine cause" Piker
Hasan "canine mistreatment via shock treatment" Piker
Hasan "jolts of volts so the mutt doesn't bolt" Piker
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If you want something that'll catch on and keep this in the public mind, make it short and an easy handle to use for him:

"High Voltage Hassan"
"Piker the Spiker"
"Hound Hatin' Hassan"
"Scooby Dooby Don't"

Might be less elegant, but only short things will stick around.

EDIT: @CervixHammer Did you make that? My first time seeing it. Superb if so.
 
whatchamacallit said:
It's a freudian slip revealing exactly the kind of "people" they actually are. The utter refusal to perform any community hygiene even when things like this happen makes you wonder what kind of creatures they are when the cameras are off. They're operating off of a lower standard of morality than /b/ in the 2000s.
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Streamers are the personification of content creator capitalism. They are driven by the viewership, and subscriptions metrics. Their own free will was replaced by the optimal chase trending.

Their "friendships" are strictly business partnerships. They associate themselves with other streamers when there is a financial gain from that, increased viewership, or other type of business advantage to their personal brand. They are in a constant struggle of balancing the pros of association with an other creator while making sure that their viewers don't flow to their competitors too much, as the parasocial niggercattle is a limited resource on Twitch. They secretly despise each other, but pretend otherwise so they can milk their fat whales. They wait for a slip up moment of their competitors, and when they smell blood they jump to backstab their "friends" and take over as much of newly available niggercattle resources as possible. That's why they are such an amazing source of drama.

They aren't human anymore. They are empty husks; Twitch golems chasing after money and attention.

Hassan is a perfect capitalistic product designed to earn money off anti-capitalists, bleeding heart libshits and tankies.

Total Streamer Death.
 
Solid Snek said:
Hasan "she tries to walk, she's in for a shock" Piker
Hasan "lay on the bed, or get volts in your head" Piker
Hasan "turn up the juice, we're zapping the pooch" Piker
Hasan "doggies scream on stream, cuz I zap to the extreme" Piker
Hasan "no pet's too cute, to electrocute" Piker
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Hasan "Don't move bitch or I'll throw the electricity switch" Piker.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
what a very muslim way to look at owning animals
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It strikes me as a hyperbolic performative way to show that he is this super-progressive guy who is always thinking about oppression and socialism. But it's such a bitter way to view the way humans have interacted with animals for centuries. And then you think about what he's saying some more, and it's so ridiculous you can't even get mad at it. Which makes you wonder, does he even mean anything he says? In the end, he just says shit to annoy people. He strikes me as a deeply unhappy person. Probably because he is a repressed homosexual.
 
Most definitely late, but saw people "defending" Hasan on Facebook saying he was "doing it for her own good" due to the dog supposedly having hip dysplasia?
Like holy fuck dude, "Yes my dog gets in pain sometimes so I use shouting and more pain to solve the situation" - How fucking retarded are people that in their brain that makes sense, it's like whipping your dementia ridden grandpa for going near the oven so he doesn't hurt himself.

Are the Hasan dick riders that retarded they think that's justification?
 
Galeocerdo said:
Most definitely late, but saw people "defending" Hasan on Facebook saying he was "doing it for her own good" due to the dog supposedly having hip dysplasia?
Like holy fuck dude, "Yes my dog gets in pain sometimes so I use shouting and more pain to solve the situation" - How fucking retarded are people that in their brain that makes sense, it's like whipping your dementia ridden grandpa for going near the oven so he doesn't hurt himself.

Are the Hasan dick riders that retarded they think that's justification?
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They're communists. Does that answer your question?
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Valkyrae weighs in with her 55IQ take. "You would think that this kind of outrage would be seen towards the genocide and stuff"

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"Knowing hasan and being around kaya a lot, and knowing he would never abuse..."

Interesting how she doesn't say "shock," instead she says "abuse."
Very interesting how she doesn't firmly say "the dog does not have a shock collar."

These people lie through their teeth.
 
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