💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Hasan does more hard work on behalf of right wingers than even Nick Fuentes pretends to do :story:

"The Left" as a whole has become clown shoes. They're a living parody, and they only get more pathetic and ridiculous the more extreme they are. I have my doubts about Hasan actually being a radical Leftard. I think secretly he's more moderate, just your typical Dem voter, but he caters to radicals Leftards because it's how he makes his fortune. But in that capacity, he has become a figurehead for that element. Imagine, back in the day the Left had groups like the Weathermen and Baader-Meinhof. Now, the Left are Antifa and anti-ICE rioters mindlessly throwing public tantrums over things they're too poorly informed to understand. They are obese women with Skittles hair, twiggy men with no muscle mass, or tranny freaks showing how incompetent they are with public displays of stupidity, like CHOP/CHAZ. It would be really sad if it weren't so hilarious. Always take pleasure and enjoyment out of seeing your enemy's failures.
 
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and then i checked again before posting
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Been meaning to make a masterpost about this for a little while:
Hasan has been in hot water for the past two or so weeks because he stated that he would vote third party if Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, won the Democratic nomination in 2028.

This is because Hasan views Gavin Newsom not as too far left (as most of the population would), but too "far right". Hasan's immediate counter to this was to call the person who posted the clip a pedophile.
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(Token Destiny mention as well, of course)

Hasan and every online tankie's foundational myth is that the Democratic Party is ACKSHUALLY "center right" while the Republicans are far-right, and Bernie Sanders is the center.
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Hasan Piker literally watched Kamala Harris rattle off shit that Bernie Sanders has been "fighting for" for years, and scoffed at that because of muh palestine,
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He's permanently stuck in 2015, Bernie's platform became the Democratic platform from 2016 onwards.

Now he's rewritten it in his head that actually she was running on a "2000s Republican" platform and lost for being too far right.
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Despite the reality being that people thought Kamala was to the left of Zohran Mamdani:
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Democrats (people on the Left) called out Hasan's bullshit (lol @ the spite retweet from Hasan):
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One of the most paradoxical things about Hasan is the fact that he thrives off of controversy and hatred, yet is extremely sensitive whenever he gets any meaningful blowback for any of his stupid fucking statements. He's had a two week long crashout over this, making podcast appearances and writing long screeds about how the heckin evil DNC establishment is trying to keep him down and suppress the TRUE Leftist movement:
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"Bend the knee to the left"
Hasan basically gave the game away from the start. It's not actually about policy or electability, it's about trying to force his beliefs on the wider populace.
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and he immediately tried to pivot towards two things:
1) Using Newsom taking a non-stance on the involvement of transgender teenagers in girl's sports as a way to paint him as "right wing":
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Which led to this truly delusional clip where Hasan says that Democrats would "shoot transgender people in the head" to win an election, despite spending the last 15 years being punished for supporting troons each time they were in power.

Meanwhile in reality:
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People pointed out how retarded this statement was, and he pulled a classic Hasan trick: pretending he was being hyperbolic and didn't really mean what he said:
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This never happened by the way.

and 2) Using Newsom doing a homeless tent camp cleanup photo-op as a way to paint him as "right wing":
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Hasan tried to warp the original conversation from him failing to answer the question of: "If Gavin Newsom is the nominee in 2028, will you vote for him?" into "You must swear fealty to Gavin Newsom two years before the primary."
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And his fans gobbled up that narrative and started repeating it as soon as he gave the marching orders.
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His fans then tried to flip it back on normie Dems by going "Would you vote for AOC?" thinking it was an epic own, only to be shut up when people said "YES, VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO MEANS VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO"
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Hasan and the Online Left don't see Republicans as their true enemies, they see normie center-left liberals as their final obstacle before they can foment their socialist revolution. Incremental change within the system is lame and gay, all we need to do is elect radicals and all our problems are solved!

He's especially angry at trannies and black people, two of the most reliable Democratic voting blocs:
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Despite Hasan himself constantly waving the cudgel of identity politics when it comes to shit like Gaza, and even in this case, transgender rights, he's mad whenever anyone invokes their identities against them.

He even tried to use the precious five minutes he had to interview Bernie Sanders, the Online Left's founding father, to try and get Bernie to shittalk Newsom and further drive a wedge in the left, so he can manufacture consent for yet another Protest Vote/#Uncommitted movement two years in advance:

However, unlike Hasan, Bernie is a grown fucking adult who understands how political power works and understands that perpetually burning bridges gets absolutely fucking nothing done, so he reaffirmed his support for Newsom despite his disagreements with him.
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This has been genuinely taking a toll on Hasan:
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"Dealing with this website everyday" as if it's some kind of arduous labor to log into Twitter and see people calling your takes dumb.
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One of Hasan's biggest coping mechanisms is blaming any negative attention he gets on Destiny.

He even lashed out at a member of Vanoss Gaming.
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Hasan was in such desperate need for good PR that he signed up for a "debate" with Adam Mockler (of Jubilee fame), who gave Hasan far more breathing room and benefit of the doubt than he deserved.
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Hasan got beaten so fucking badly even his fans weren't able to defend it.
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Hasan constantly capitulated to Mockler. One of his biggest weakenesses is how he'll talk tough on Twitter but immediately fold like a fucking wet napkin when he actually has to elaborate in any form outside of a 280 character dunk.
>"Socialist Debate Pedophile"
I know this is supposed to be a jab at Destiny but this would make for a pretty funny thread title considering what he got up to at that Bavarian brothel. Every response this guy has to criticism inevitably loops around to PEDOPHILEPEDOPHILEPEDOPHILE.

During that debate, Hasan stated that he would vote for Jon Ossoff of Georgia if he were the nominee in 2028. (And Jon Stewart from the fucking Daily Show for some reason??)

Of course, people point out that Jon Ossoff is to the right of both Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom, someone that Hasan already thinks is far right. He's a senator from a purple state, of course he's to the right and further center of two fucking Californians on things ranging from gun rights to immigration to healthcare.

His fans picked up on this and are calling him a Democratic party cuck for capitulating to Mockler that he's willing to contribute to the system him and his fans say they want to destroy so badly.
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This post is ironic considering the fact that Gavin Newsom has never taken AIPAC money (they don't get involved in Gubernatorial races) and Adam Mockler, the guy who was supposedly defending the Democratic "status quo" against Hasan, got him on record saying that he'd never accept money from AIPAC (or Big Oil or any of the other PACs that leftists totally care about. Remember when the far left used to pretend to care about green energy and climate change?).
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This reaction is pretty funny considering that Hasan Piker and Medhi Hasan whined about Abigail Spanberger (someone who's also to Ossoff's left) giving the Dem response to the SOTU.
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It's all aesthetics at the end of the day to these people. Ossoff is young, white, male and attractive, therefore he's probably on our side and wants to destroy muh establishment as much as we do! Newsom is old(er) (and actually has a chance of winning), therefore he must be a part of muh establishment and must be stopped.

What's even more fucking weird is that Hasan retweeted a post from Gavin Newsom after all of this agonization:
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He has spent the last nearly three weeks talking about how fucking evil Gavin Newsom is and how the TRUE LEFT needs to fight to keep him out of office, yet when he'll boost their words whenever he sees an opportunity to dunk on another internet personality he doesn't like.
Hasan does more hard work on behalf of right wingers than even Nick Fuentes pretends to do :story:
It's pretty simple, Hasan and his friends lose money whenever a Democrat is in office, since the left has nothing to be upset about. Whenever a Republican is in office, there's a 24/7 outrage loop to generate infinite profit out of, that's why Hasan is so desperate to keep the Democrats out of power for as long as possible.

Must like Nick Fuentes for the right, Hasan only exists only to depress turnout on the left.
 
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It's pretty simple, Hasan and his friends lose money whenever a Democrat is in office, since the left has nothing to be upset about. Whenever a Republican is in office, there's a 24/7 outrage loop to generate infinite profit out of, that's why Hasan is so desperate to keep the Democrats out of power for as long as possible.
First off, great post, thanks for putting everything together. I said in an earlier post that Hasan has to be controlled opposition, and that kind of ties into this.
Even taking into account how completely retarded he is, even ignoring how he's not a socialist (duh), you would think that anyone that has amassed millions upon millions of dollars off of grifting would not need to rely on an outrage loop to stay afloat and would even decide that shedding some of his most extreme viewers and simps would do him well long term, by just saying "I back the dems blue no matter who etc". And that's ignoring how there would also be an outrage loop for him if the dems were in office also, of course, because they would "betray their base" (see Zohran). Isn't his whole schtick "we have to play the politics game"? Like if the politics game is (according to you) "giga hitler 2.0 vs greasy car salesman that will sell you off to the highest bidder" and you're like "I'm above those choices fuck them both", you HAVE to be controlled opposition. And I'm saying this as a retard that unironically votes LP every 4 years.
 
A Cuban-American singer/songwriter named Camilla Cabello spoke out the Cuban regimen and of course, reflexive third-worldist tankie turk Hasan Piker has a lot to say about it:
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For context, Cuba is currently going through a humanitarian crisis where there's a shortage of everything from oil to food. The unanimous tankie response to this is to blame the US government for daring to refuse to trade with a hostile nation, meanwhile the reality is more that Cuba's current totalitarian government has been generationally incompetent at resource management.

Immediately after this, Hasan hopped on stream with Liz Oliva Fernandez, a Cuban "journalist" who had nothing but positive things to say about the Regime!
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And of course, this "journalist" repeats the Cuban government's narrative that El Bloqueo (the US government's trade embargo against Cuba) is responsible for all of the suffering and that the Cuban government bears absolutely no blame for the energy crisis, famine, etc.

Tankies' direct translation of El Bloqueo as "Blockade" is really clever wordplay, it makes it sound as if the US literally has warships stationed outside of Cuba's borders keeping all outside resources from coming in (y'know, like a naval blockade). Rather than just a general trade ban (and not even a complete one, the US contributes a lot to Cuba's food and medicine via loopholes). Cuba can and does still trade with other countries like China, Spain, the UK and Canada, yet somehow their survival is contingent upon the mercy of capitalist pigdog United States.

Also, isn't it kind of odd how Hasan Piker seems to only run into journalists who have no criticisms whatsoever about each and every communist/socialist country's government despite repeated evidence of totalitarianism?
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hmm....

There was a now-deleted Community Note calling out her claims for the bullshit they are:
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But don't let that stop Hasan!

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People of course started making fun of Hasan and other Terminally Online Leftists for acting like they know more about Cuba than an a woman who was born in Cuba to a family who escaped early in her life. Which got Hasan to start whining about identity politics (or in Online Leftist speak "Standpoint Epistemology") being used against him:
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(Extremely ironic considering Hasan looked for the nearest Cuban government stooge he could use to point at and say "SEE?! SEE?! Cubans actually like their government and unanimously blame the US for their crisis!")

Only for him to use identity politics once again to shield himself:
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"Don't listen to those MIAMI CUBANS, they're ALL PEDOPHILES and also slave owners who ran because le based Castristras took their plantations!"
(Apparently all 1.4 million Cubans who left the regime were all wealthy slave owners)
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Hasan really cannot help himself but hit the PEDOPHILEPEDOPHILEPEDOPHILE button once again, somehow correlating anti-government Cuban-Americans with the Epstein files.

And of course everything has to loop back around to Palestine, the most important issue of our lifetimes and the modern omnicause.
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This post literally contains pictures of Camila growing up in Cuba, yet he still has the balls to say she's spreading US propaganda and encouraging the starvation of Cubans. Meanwhile her post literally links to a humanitarian food drive donation link that so many of her fans clicked, it crashed:
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Hasan's sole role here is to make sure dipshits repeat Cuban government propaganda lines like this:
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and also, of course Hasan's grudge against Ethan Klein:
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Camilla Cabello is an avowed leftist, by the way, she's pro-Palestine, anti-Trump, anti-ICE, but that still isn't enough for Hasan, she needs to abandon all logic and start praising the oppressive regime that her mother and father had to fight hard to escape from because America Bad which means Anti-American Countries Good.

Mr. "Both Sides are the Same!" realizes that Cuba is in such a fucked position that he even, once again, admits that things were better under Democrats:
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Despite calling the last 6 Democratic presidents and nominees war criminals, Hasan, deep down, is aware that they're far nicer to foreign adversaries than the Republicans are.

While this crashout is occuring, Hasan made to virtue signal his support for North Korea by retweeting NK Government propaganda about building yet another city that will only be used for show and remain empty and inaccessible everyone except wealthy Chinese oligarchs and the upper class of North Korea's government.
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Can't wait for the Pyongyang trip he'll take after he finishes Thunberging it up in Cuba:
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The situation is so dire that it's okay for him to wait a full month (while people are presumably starving to death) to show up there with his cameras rolling to "provide help".
 
This Cuban-American woman is pouring her heart out about something that hits close to her family and culture, and all this so-called Political Pundit can do is retort with "gross".

The turkroach is just assmad that someone that actually knows what they are talking about is calling out one of his beloved "Communist Utopias"
 
The turkroach is just assmad that someone that actually knows what they are talking about is calling out one of his beloved "Communist Utopias"
Hasan and every other tankie desperately needs the last six five remaining communist countries: Cuba, China, Vietnam, Laos and North Korea to stick around for as long as possible to maintain the narrative that the only positive future is an inevitable socialist one.

Venezuela got smacked with the US-backed regime change stick so every wannabe armchair revolutionary is on high alert. Cuba being the next to fall means communism/socialism is entirely off of the American landmass and entirely concentrated within Eastern Asia.

For Hasan, it doesn't matter how many people living in these countries have to suffer under oppressive, authoritarian rule, all that matters is that he gets to larp as a Fidelista, or dress up in a Mao Suit and imagine himself as a Red Guard revolutionary on the internet.
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Hasan can literally only exist in a capitalist society. He has no skills that would actually contribute to a communist or socialist society. He's lived his entire life in wealth and extravagance, wearing designer clothes and eating more overpriced Los Angeles takeout than any of the proles in his target audience could ever dream of.

Back when Hasan was doing Leftovers with Ethan Klein, he allowed for a bit of nuance despite him holding the tankie position that everyone who left was a slave-driving plantation owner.

However now, after 5 years of partisan brainrot, Hasan takes the very existence of critics of a communist regime as an insult. Him and his audience are so far gone that they literally can't comprehend that people would genuinely take issue with a communist government, that's why Camila and every other "Miami Cuban" offends him so much. They're living proof of the failure of totalitarian socialism, which runs contrary to the narratives that he is literally paid to push.

There's no way they hate Saint Fidel of Castro or their government because it's oppressive and incompetent, they must be brainrotted, or brainwashed by the CIA!

Unlike Camila, Hasan has no personal investment in anything beyond his bottom line, and what makes Hasan money is carrying water and spreading propaganda for brutal regimes, as long as they're anti-American.
 
I know that he's disingenuous, but dear lord. His political commentary truly is just wildly inaccurate tweets with shitty dunks mixed in.
 
This Cuban-American woman is pouring her heart out about something that hits close to her family and culture, and all this so-called Political Pundit can do is retort with "gross".

The turkroach is just assmad that someone that actually knows what they are talking about is calling out one of his beloved "Communist Utopias"
He's paid to have these opinions.
 
So funny that the so called "Joe Rogan of the left" is incapable of better argument than "everyone I don't like is Hitler/Pedo". They are sending their best.
 
Bernie's open contempt for him was hilarious.
Can you blame him? He is the premier leftist influencer and he has politics that make even him look right-wing! He helped turn a generation of leftists into advocates for things no one sane could vote for! He is giving every reasonable person to the GOP! I do think that Bernie is close to assuming that Hasan is a plant from the right to destabilize the left and make it impossible for the average person to vote for them.
 
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