💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Billy Bong said:
Bernie's open contempt for him was hilarious.
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He's done a million of these fucking things and has developed the natural ability to detect A) retards B) clout-chasers C) time-wasters. Hassan fits neatly into all these categories.

Sanders is a moron but as a political animal it's fascinating to watch him run up against famous nobodies like Hassan that the media is desperately trying to astroturf into reality only for him to immediately remind them why he's a niche eCeleb.
 
Like everything Hasan his contempt for Newsom is really pseudo political and more personal
  1. Hasan is the chosen social media vanguard for AOC's soft presidential campaign, hyphen- Cortez stood by Hasan directly after dogtober 7th
  2. Newsom is governor of a state where Jews and Armenians (two ethnicities Hasan deeply hates) have weighted power, California doesn't really have the ascended muslim bloc that is rising throughout the rest of the democrat party
  3. Hasan in reality invited Newsom into his bedroom stream to A) Have him Glaze the dog zapper and give him legitimacy B) To cause problems with his campaign, the media would grill him for an interview with Hasan and his older base would be upset where no one will care when AOC comes on pikers livestream. Hasan probably thought this was a crafty plan and is upset Newsom's team avoids Hasan like the plague
  4. Newsom's social media team ( A gay twink and a fat dyke) appeals directly the remnants of the dirtbag left, dark woke etc and make edgy memes bypassing any gatekeeping of the vulgar left millennial vote
  5. Newsom pays YEET (Hasan's most hated clipper) to promote his campaign
That's the reality of it Newsom doesn't need Piker and Hasan resents him for this
 
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Brain Problems said:
He's done a million of these fucking things and has developed the natural ability to detect A) retards B) clout-chasers C) time-wasters. Hassan fits neatly into all these categories.

Sanders is a moron but as a political animal it's fascinating to watch him run up against famous nobodies like Hassan that the media is desperately trying to astroturf into reality only for him to immediately remind them why he's a niche eCeleb.
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Sanders is someone like Steve Jobs. Very smart in certain ways but holds beliefs that are idiotic. He can smell bullshit but he is also a Commie. Hasan, who holds no real beliefs, standards, common sense or life experiences is obviously going to set off alarms. He is not demented like Joe. He is old and economically illiterate but he knows a dump Champagne Socialist. I doubt he would mind him too much if he was not the best the left has. Imagine a soccer team whose best player keeps putting the cleats on the INSIDE of his shoes. He still plays better than the rest of his teammates but most of the opposing players can run circles around him. That is who Hasan is and why Bernie is upset. He is their best but he is an idiot.

Herpes is Brat said:
Like everything Hasan his contempt for Newsome is really pseudo political and more personal
  1. Hasan is the chosen social media vanguard for AOC's soft presidential campaign, hyphen- Cortez stood by Hasan directly after dogtober 7th
  2. Newsom is governor of a state where Jews and Armenians (two ethnicities Hasan deeply hates) have weighted power, California doesn't really have the ascended muslim bloc that is rising throughout the rest of the democrat party
  3. Hasan in reality invited Newsom into his bedroom stream to A) Have him Glaze the dog zapper and give him legitimacy B) To cause problems with his campaign, the media would grill him for an interview with Hasan and his older base would be upset where no one will care when AOC comes on pikers livestream. Hasan probably thought this was a crafty plan and is upset Newsom's team avoids Hasan like the plague
  4. Newsom's social media team ( A gay twink and a fat dyke) appeals directly the remnants of the dirtbag left, dark woke etc and make edgy memes bypassing any gatekeeping of the vulgar left millennial vote
  5. Newsom pays YEET (Hasan's most hated clipper) to promote his campaign
That's the reality of it Newsom doesn't need Piker and Hasan resents him for this
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I can see what Newsome could gain from Hasan's support but I also see what he could lose. Newsome's California is considered a cautionary tale at best and a dystopian joke at worst. Hasan's endorsement would alienate most the rest of the country singlehandedly. I, of course, see no scenario in which Hasan could benefit anyone's presidential campaign. His support for terrorism, animal abuse, trafficking, scamming, rioting and crime in general will be a weak-spot any GOP candidate can exploit.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Like everything Hasan his contempt for Newsome is really pseudo political and more personal
  1. Hasan is the chosen social media vanguard for AOC's soft presidential campaign, hyphen- Cortez stood by Hasan directly after dogtober 7th
  2. Newsom is governor of a state where Jews and Armenians (two ethnicities Hasan deeply hates) have weighted power, California doesn't really have the ascended muslim bloc that is rising throughout the rest of the democrat party
  3. Hasan in reality invited Newsom into his bedroom stream to A) Have him Glaze the dog zapper and give him legitimacy B) To cause problems with his campaign, the media would grill him for an interview with Hasan and his older base would be upset where no one will care when AOC comes on pikers livestream. Hasan probably thought this was a crafty plan and is upset Newsom's team avoids Hasan like the plague
  4. Newsom's social media team ( A gay twink and a fat dyke) appeals directly the remnants of the dirtbag left, dark woke etc and make edgy memes bypassing any gatekeeping of the vulgar left millennial vote
  5. Newsom pays YEET (Hasan's most hated clipper) to promote his campaign
That's the reality of it Newsom doesn't need Piker and Hasan resents him for this
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Hasan wants to be seen as a kingmaker, and throws a shitfit at anyone who doesn't let him hog the spotlight and take credit for their ascension. He was propping up Zohran up until he won and then he barred Hasan and his orbiters from getting into his victory party. because he realized that continuing to hook his star to Hasan was going to drag him down.

Since that humiliation, the turkroach now shits on him every chance he gets. He might even turn on Bernie since he didn't play along with his stupid game of shittalking about Gavin Newsom. He's just still that lonely, frustrated fat kid at heart that acts like a bully but runs and cries if pushed back - as if Cartman was born a turkroach with a silver spoon in his mouth instead of poor white trash.
 
Incecticyder said:
So funny that the so called "Joe Rogan of the left" is incapable of better argument than "everyone I don't like is Hitler/Pedo". They are sending their best.
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Joe Rogan isn’t a great debater with the best arguments himself, but unlike Hasan that’s not how he sells himself. If I find out someone likes Joe Rogan that doesn’t mean that they’re an anti-vaxxer or believe that we achieved sapience through mushroom consumption. I’ve watched a couple episodes of JRE and even though I don’t like Rogan it’s still an interesting listen because it’s not really about him.

If someone likes Hasan Piker I know that they support (deeply or not) third worldism and transgenderism. If for some reason someone who opposed those things stuck around in Hasan’s community, if they ever catch his eye then he’ll pull up their comments, scream at them, then ban them. He will sometimes play down his own importance or intelligence when he gets too much flack, but whenever he can get away with it (ie any time he’s not getting a bunch of pushback, and even most of the time that he is getting pushback) he’ll act like he’s the absolute moral authority.
 
Surfin Terf said:
Joe Rogan isn’t a great debater with the best arguments himself, but unlike Hasan that’s not how he sells himself.
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Joe Rogan does not present himself as a debater but whenever he is debating, he is better than Hasan "My only back-up plan when losing an argument is yelling and name-calling" Piker. Hard to find someone worse than the roach.

Surfin Terf said:
If I find out someone likes Joe Rogan that doesn’t mean that they’re an anti-vaxxer or believe that we achieved sapience through mushroom consumption. I’ve watched a couple episodes of JRE and even though I don’t like Rogan it’s still an interesting listen because it’s not really about him.

If someone likes Hasan Piker I know that they support (deeply or not) third worldism and transgenderism. If for some reason someone who opposed those things stuck around in Hasan’s community, if they ever catch his eye then he’ll pull up their comments, scream at them, then ban them. He will sometimes play down his own importance or intelligence when he gets too much flack, but whenever he can get away with it (ie any time he’s not getting a bunch of pushback, and even most of the time that he is getting pushback) he’ll act like he’s the absolute moral authority.
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Rogan has fans, Hasan has cultists. Rogan is an entertainer, Hasan is a sycophant. They cater to different audiences. It does not make sense to compare them as Rogan is not into politics to begin with and Hasan is not trying to entertain. However, they are both influencers and one is more to the left than the other so they were compared anyway.

Overall, Hasan is the Charlie Z of debates. If you know, you know.
 
All of Hasan tweets have to be botted there is no other explanation he has 24k likes per post but not even 100 answers. This dude has to so addicted to his own farts that he pretends that fakes likes in a cesspool of chronically online retards that barely interact with the real world is a real reflection of reality.
 
IMEU (a Pro-Palestine PAC) fed a story to Axios claiming that Joe Biden's stance on the Israel-Palestine war "cost Harris votes", sourced to supposed anonymous DNC insiders.
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Hasan and other leftists are taking this as "vindication" of their foundational theory that Kamala Harris lost the 2024 election solely because of far-left #FreePalestine #Uncommitted protest voters:
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Here's what Kamala Harris ran on (and lost with):
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Here's what Hasan thinks Kamala Harris should've run on:
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>"Bro it's literally as simple as just making one phone call to get Israel! And if that doesn't work, simply just launch a ground invasion against the strongest organized army in the middle east!"
This tweet is really explains a lot of how Hasan views foreign policy. His stupid tankie ass believes that:
1) US-specific sanctions are the be-all end-all, which is the only reason why countries like Cuba are suffering. Not because their government is dogshit at resource management or trade.
2) Israel is incapable of building its own weapons.
3) Intervention bad, but ackshually intervention gud if it severs the US from its allies for literally no gain at all.

All Harris had to do was just make one phone call to get Netanyahu to stop, and if (when) that didn't work, simply begin a ground invasion of Israel. It's so easy!

It doesn't matter how many lives would be needlessly lost for some dipshit moral victory, all that matters is that Hasan and pals get to recline in their LA mansions and feel good about themselves.

Obviously, if Kamala Harris ran on this, she would've secured the essential terminally-online leftist Twitter vote and won the presidency, it's that simple!

Remember that this was Hasan's plan to resolve the Israel-Palestine conflict every time you see Hasan bitch about US-backed regime change in countries like Venezuela, Iran and Cuba.
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Remember that this was Hasan's plan to resolve the Israel-Palestine conflict every time Hasan puts his Vatnik hat on and starts crying about how supporting Ukraine or NATO is leading us into nuclear war with le based former-soviet nation Russia.
 
Why does nobody talk about the fact that Hasan Piker is Greek and not Turk ?

He likes to present itself as white presenting to prove how much race is a social construct. However, he is in fact white and only use the fact that the average American knows nothing about Europe.

A lot of turk are Greek Muslims that have been imported by the young turk to make Turkey only Muslim. A lot of greek Christians have been deported also. A lot of Amerimautts who think that every ethnicity only come from one country. They need to gaslight themselves into believing the obviously white turk is brown to not preserve their worldview. In the case of Piker, his parents are literally born in Greece. HE IS LYING ABOUT BEING BROWN.
 
mango_reseller said:
Taking a break from being upset with Israel First miggers in the Iran thread to laugh at the anyone-but-US-first turkroach. He is predictably crashing out (archive).
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It's so fucking funny how mad Hasan is over the fact that Iran never got to actually make its own nukes and is now on the verge of collapse.

Him and his faggot fans made this entire diagram, calling it the "Hasanabi Doctrine":
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Despite being a "leftist" who supposedly values individual freedoms and liberties, at every turn Hasan has made sure to signal his support for the Ayatollah's dictatorial actions and has encouraged the continuation of his oppressive rule. All that matters to him is that Iran gets to exist in perpetuity as a constant threat to the US, Israel, NATO, and whatever other west-aligned forces exist.

The reason Iran was even in this position in the first place was the Ayatollah's mismanagement of the water crisis and the implosion of the Iranian economy. That, combined with his violent suppression of the voice of the people (something that supposed socialists/communists like Hasan are supposed to care about) gave the US and Israel the prime chance to topple the Ayatollah.
 
mango_reseller said:
Taking a break from being upset with Israel First miggers in the Iran thread to laugh at the anyone-but-US-first turkroach. He is predictably crashing out (archive).
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You know this faggot is secretly loving this, because now he can “justify” screeching AMERICA DESERVED 9/11! NOW IT DESERVES ANOTHER ONE! REEEEEEE!”

The Turkroach doesn’t really give a shit about Iranians - he just wants an excuse to cry DEATH TO AMERICA! without any pushback
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
You know this faggot is secretly loving this, because now he can “justify” screeching AMERICA DESERVED 9/11! NOW IT DESERVES ANOTHER ONE! REEEEEEE!”

The Turkroach doesn’t really give a shit about Iranians - he just wants an excuse to cry DEATH TO AMERICA! without any pushback
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Its also deeply ironic that the only country on earth where he can say this without any legal or systemic consequences is America.

But stupidity, irony and hypocrisy are the creed not the exception with this particularly rancid Turkroach.
 
Neil said:
Him and his faggot fans made this entire diagram, calling it the "Hasanabi Doctrine":
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Hasan's right but the part he doesn't get is that sand niggers are dumber than shit. Iran was trying to get nukes but couldn't. You don't just "find some nukes".
 
Neil said:
Him and his faggot fans made this entire diagram, calling it the "Hasanabi Doctrine":
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I like how it simply starts with get nukes a process that'll take like atleast decade to properly develop but even more retarded it's like "Hey third world shithole just spend 20% of your GDP a year on nukes that will definitely get you crushing international sanctions. What's that you say? Proper storage cost? Needs maintenance and refurbishment about every 5 year? Tritium Decay? What that? Solid vs liquid fuel? Electronic components? Bro it's simple just get the hecking nukearinos"

Just suffah for geo political theories that were thrown away 40 years ago, definitely not more expensive and difficult than just playing ball
 
Yakubian_Insurgent said:
All of Hasan tweets have to be botted there is no other explanation he has 24k likes per post but not even 100 answers. This dude has to so addicted to his own farts that he pretends that fakes likes in a cesspool of chronically online retards that barely interact with the real world is a real reflection of reality.
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It's hard to tell whether Elon is doing some kind of high IQ psyop, or if he’s really just that fucking retarded letting bunch of third world bots to bot the shit out of his platform with open arms in the name of ”freedom of speech “.

Seeing the state of twitter I’m betting more on the latter.
 
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