💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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Fittingly, one of the blitzes available to this class is 'remote detonation':

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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
He also has the stoner way of talking, It's like valley girl but instead of "like" it's "...dude" every second sentence. That's not okay, dude. That's fucked up, dude. We need to impeach Trump, dude.
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That's something else I meant to bring up: the constant cussing. He can't go a single sentence without profanity. You just know he believes he's the smartest motherfucker in whichever room he happens to be in, but the constant foul language being used as a sentence filler just comes off as trashy, uneducated, no-class behavior. Like your average lowlife burn-out who dropped out of school in 9th grade because "School is fucking lame and gay." And when you mix it in with the Leftard buzzwords it just comes off as some try-hard who wants everyone to think he's just oh so brilliant, but still just a "regular guy" and relatable.

PatrickButtmanJr. said:
GOODAMN - now he's even throwing under the bus his uncle who literally handed him his career on a silver platter. I guess all the "Cenk's nephew" talk really got under his skin and now he's trying his best to separate himself from Cenk and TYT. Plus he's still trying to push the whole "I GREW UP POOR" lie by trying pass off Cenk as just some middle class commoner.
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You honestly expect Hasan to exhibit traits like loyalty or appreciation for what others have done for him? The guy is a malignant narcissist. He only cares about someone as far as he can use them or they can do something for him, and what has Uncle Chunk done for Hasan lately? Loyalty? Family ties? Like, that shit is fucking gay, dude. Only fucking Nazis care about loyalty and family, dude.
 
The Dude said:
I don't get how Hasan ever got the audience size he did. He's so boring to watch. He has no charisma, no charm, no sense of humor.
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I think it's because he's literally the only one in the leftist sphere who manages to avoid looking like a fat slob or like this
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A lot of leftist culture warriors I think started to believe their own lies that everyone moving right were simply doing so because joe rogan had muscles and could fight. They hoped to counter this with the fact that hasan broke the mold by being athletic (though we now know he probably couldn't even beat shoeonhead in an actual fistfight) knowing how to take a shower and shave, and so on.

Asmongold is basically the perfect foil to all of this, it's basically white kids saying "yes, even if you package your white hating west hating commie ideas in a pretty rich boy with muscles who gets mad pussy.... and the equivalent representative on the right is a half toothed string bean video game addict who cooks dead animals on his floor, we're still going to choose the one that does not want us to submit to islam. It's not the package, it's the message"

Will they finally understand? probably not.
 

ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD!

Wanna put a ring to it anytime soon, Hasan?
 
Venti decided to shitpost at Hasan (Xeet) about a picture of him in a charcoal face mask. In response people began to ask Grok to put Hasan in a bikini. This didn't go over well until finally they got Grok to associate the original photo as Hasan in black face then put him in a Nazi bikini. The result is perfect. Grok's Xeet | xcancel | archive
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Incecticyder said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BBG-AwT_LH0
ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD! ASMONGOLD!

Wanna put a ring to it anytime soon, Hasan?
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JESUS WEPT - Hasan’s obsession with Asmon is getting out of hand. Zack better be careful, or else Hasan will pop up at his house and then cut off his face to wear as a mask.

In the meantime, I am really enjoying this slob tear down the Turkroach piece by piece.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
JESUS WEPT - Hasan’s obsession with Asmon is getting out of hand. Zack better be careful, or else Hasan will pop up at his house and then cut off his face to wear as a mask.

In the meantime, I am really enjoying this slob tear down the Turkroach piece by piece.
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He would kill him and then, after the deed sets in, he would start crying over his corpse after he realized how much he loved him. And he would never be happy with another partner ever again.
 
Incecticyder said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BBG-AwT_LH0
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I'm sure both guys get botted by their agencies. I listened to a podcast with a guy who works for a marketing agency and he was saying when they checked invalid traffic onto twitch it was 39% which means close to 40% of twitchs traffic are bots. He also explained that this is mostly done by the streamers agencies for 2 reasons. 1) highest viewed streams get recommended more and since twitch is awful for discovery this is super valuable 2) They can inflate the numbers they give to brands in order to get advertising deals. Twitch also allows this because it pumps up their numbers they can sell to advertisers as well. They go pretty in depth on the twitch viewbotting and theres some jabs towards hasan.

Podcast is here for anyone interested. Twitch viewbot discussion starts at 43:21
 
WiggerCEO said:
I'm sure both guys get botted by their agencies.
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TBH I think it's just that the bots are programmed to watch some front page content to appear less bot like, rather than them being boosted by their agencies. all the bots accumulate on the big streamers before splintering off to the streamers that actually paid for the botting.
 
The Dude said:
I don't get how Hasan ever got the audience size he did. He's so boring to watch. He has no charisma, no charm, no sense of humor. Half the shit he says is spoken in a monotonous mumble like an Autistic stoner. The only time I've ever seen him animated is either when he's reading some story about a terrorist group he supports, or when he's raving like a lunatic over Conservatives/Capitalists/landlords/ICE/Trump. I guess his sycophantic audience is just so desperate to have someone reinforce their political views who isn't a complete dysgenic goblin that they're willing to listen to someone who mumbles monotonously like they're at the peak of a Quaalude binge.
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In terms of his views, he's exactly what these people all were back during peak woke, 2017-2020. A "social justice warrior" crossed with a "dirtbag leftist." He's on the right side of every issue, but he's casual about it rather than stilted or academic, and he insults the chuds rather than engaging with them. Anyone here who has coworkers probably worked with 20+ Hasans back at that time. It appeals to people who don't know fucking shit about the world or about any other political team, but want to feel like they're the cool, educated, empathetic guy. He was simply the paragon of that exact type of faggot.

Culture's moving on, he's not evolving.
 
It's been 2 times Hasan entered Asmongold's chat right? I don't remember the topic the first time but I think Asmon did okayish, not bad not great. The second time was about ICE getting hit by the car and he did a lot better and Hasan came across as blind, retarded and unhinged (eg encouraging viewers to drive off if police asks you to step out of the car).

Waifuwars said:
There's a difference between stupidity and ignorance. Big indicators of IQ are being well spoken and being able to do what you said, deconstruct and explain complex topics into something that's easily understandable.
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Based on our "characteristics of a high IQ individual" then I think we can make the case that Asmongold is higher IQ than his haters give him credit for. An intelligent person in my mind is someone who can, wherever possible, explain complex topics in plain English. I'll also add that he makes frequent appropriate use of gaming metaphors (especially World of Warcraft) for educational and humor purposes (eg American cities are PVP (Player vs Player) servers). A midwit on the other hand is someone that does the same thing, except being overly wordy and verbose (eg Michael Eric "Word Salad" Dyson) to the point of nonsense.


The Dude said:
That's something else I meant to bring up: the constant cussing. He can't go a single sentence without profanity. You just know he believes he's the smartest motherfucker in whichever room he happens to be in, but the constant foul language being used as a sentence filler just comes off as trashy, uneducated, no-class behavior.
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I find it hard to listen or to take anyone serious (Hasan or otherwise) people who frequently use profanity as sentence fillers. I consider it verbal pollution when profanity is attached to insignificant sentences and observations. eg. I fucking ate eggs and bacon for breakfast today. It was fuckin not bad. The weather is fuckin okay today. Not too fucking hot and not too fucking cold.
 
Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
I find it hard to listen or to take anyone serious (Hasan or otherwise) people who frequently use profanity as sentence fillers. I consider it verbal pollution when profanity is attached to insignificant sentences and observations. eg. I fucking ate eggs and bacon for breakfast today. It was fuckin not bad. The weather is fuckin okay today. Not too fucking hot and not too fucking cold.
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It's a trademark "dirtbag leftist" affectation. They don't want to come across as professional, corporation-friendly, or having respect for stodgy conservative cultural mores. What they don't realize is that it makes them come across like people who stopped developing at age 15.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Somalians absolutely run organized welfare scams, not just in Minnesota but I would imagine in every place where there's enough of them. There was an integrated Somali woman that spoke up about this during a political rally in Oslo maybe 15 years ago and she was viciously gang beaten in the street, in broad daylight, by fellow Somalis. The rest of the Somali community thought it served her right for talking shit.
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Guys like Hasan fundamentally do not understand cause and effect or pretend not to understand it. It's pretty simple, when you import tens of thousands of people from a nation where scamming others is normalized they continue to do said scamming in your country. Nothing changes. They don't magically step onto US soil and realize "WOWEE ZOWWIE THANK YOU AMERICANS FOR LETTING ME COME HERE I WILL NEVER SCAM AGAIN" they look at taxpayers are sheep to be fleeced out of cash. That's their culture. That's how 76 IQ mud people think.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Guys like Hasan fundamentally do not understand cause and effect or pretend not to understand it. It's pretty simple, when you import tens of thousands of people from a nation where scamming others is normalized they continue to do said scamming in your country. Nothing changes. They don't magically step onto US soil and realize "WOWEE ZOWWIE THANK YOU AMERICANS FOR LETTING ME COME HERE I WILL NEVER SCAM AGAIN" they look at taxpayers are sheep to be fleeced out of cash. That's their culture. That's how 76 IQ mud people think.
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If you prefer a more snappy way of expressing the above idea:

"Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world"
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Guys like Hasan fundamentally do not understand cause and effect or pretend not to understand it. It's pretty simple, when you import tens of thousands of people from a nation where scamming others is normalized they continue to do said scamming in your country. Nothing changes. They don't magically step onto US soil and realize "WOWEE ZOWWIE THANK YOU AMERICANS FOR LETTING ME COME HERE I WILL NEVER SCAM AGAIN" they look at taxpayers are sheep to be fleeced out of cash. That's their culture. That's how 76 IQ mud people think.
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There was also the foundational, and intentionally buried, study on prisoners in the United states that came to the conclusion that stupid people are functionally not that different from sociopaths. One group is simply incapable of feeling empathy due to missing whatever it is that allows us to be empathetic, the other is too stupid to comprehend a different perspective and therefore incapable of empathy since it requires that ability.

The only real difference was that stupid people were capable of regret while sociopaths were not. Which is really a pointless difference as both groups still behave in ways that fucks over everyone else for their own benefit.

So yeah, we should probably also have IQ barriers for anyone in the country be they an actual citizen or some illegal shitbag that needs to be kicked back to whatever shithole they call home.
 
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Shieeet nigger you hear what them fuckin jews is doin in Lebanon?

Edit:5:39 pm Hasan is getting into slap fights on X with other leftists because he offers them the opportunity to graciously suck his dick and "defeat the right" by being a sycophant for Turkish Raiden
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I feel like this guys audience is a bit inflated.
 
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Chilson said:
There was also the foundational, and intentionally buried, study on prisoners in the United states that came to the conclusion that stupid people are functionally not that different from sociopaths. One group is simply incapable of feeling empathy due to missing whatever it is that allows us to be empathetic, the other is too stupid to comprehend a different perspective and therefore incapable of empathy since it requires that ability.

The only real difference was that stupid people were capable of regret while sociopaths were not. Which is really a pointless difference as both groups still behave in ways that fucks over everyone else for their own benefit.

So yeah, we should probably also have IQ barriers for anyone in the country be they an actual citizen or some illegal shitbag that needs to be kicked back to whatever shithole they call home.
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If you prefer a more snappy way of expressing the above idea:

"The path to hell is paved with good intentions"

Really what's the difference between evil sociopaths who want to cause chaos and Affluent White Female Urban Liberals (AWFULs) NPCs? Either way, they both lead to crime, looting, rape and murder.
 
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