💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Bold of you to assume that he'd be able to play games. I imagine it would be like the Flashgitz video where Kai Cenat dies in Elden Ring for stupid reasons so many times that the boss is driven insane by the experience, except that Hasan's character would look like an A. Wyatt Mann caricature of a Turkroach instead of looking like a Tyrone meme.

I'm sure the turkroach with the gaming skills of a blind shrimp and emotional regulation of a 7 year old with Autism will EXCEL in the Twitch gaming sphere.

 

[Incecticyder]

To be fair, tons of women have a tiny square of runescape in the corner of their stream as they jiggle their tits. I was mostly thinking in terms of ranting without having that 'very Destiny like' stream layout. Pure text and doomscrolling xitter.

Dunno what my point is, just seems like it'd be smart to at least not straight up read walls of articles on repeat.

The problem with him is that he has no talent in anything other than being a provocateur. And even then, he can only diss it out.

I'm sure the turkroach with the gaming skills of a blind shrimp and emotional regulation of a 7 year old with Autism will EXCEL in the Twitch gaming sphere.

He COULD get attention. Just not the good kind.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

The H3 subreddit are claiming they've found the trainer that trained Kaya with the shock collar, with convenient video evidence of a dog that looks like Kaya and them saying they train dogs with shock collars

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[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Rob's media just made an almost 4 hour video on turkroach
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9uJQOE_VQ9Y

Almost have to skip every hasan clip in the video,listening through all his shit is like forcing yourself reading terminally online commie post on twitter. Other than that the video is solid.

 

[Dropa5pack]

It's unbelievable how whiny he is. He constantly affects the vocal tone of a toddler asking why we can't go to the waterpark and it's so unfair because you promised we could go. I shouldn't be hearing this tone out of a middle-aged man.

He should also stop trying to speed-read comments. He's not very good at reading or speaking quickly so he just trips himself up usually. And whenever he's reading a comment he also affects a monotone voice that becomes very grating.

Basically the guy talks like shit

He’s still a rich fat kid whining to his mommy. The thing that becomes obvious the more you watch streamers, is that many are failed humans. Hasan grew up rich with connected parents, and what is his career, Doctor, lawyer, engineer, Running a company? No, he sits at home complaining to an audience of even bigger losers who throw him their tugboat money. The reason is he’s a dumb, lazy, narcissist.

 

[AnOminous]

His failed chink trip broke his ego completely.

Chinks don't like baizuo like this turkroach. Or turkroaches in general for that matter.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Xi's dad was publicly disgraced in mao's cultural revolution like many ranking CCP members so it actually makes his mao larp way more offensive and hilarious imo

 

[cannonarchy]

I wonder what was the long term effects of this? Was it a genuine shift in users or was it just a temporary astroturf before everyone went back to TikTok?

No long term effects but it wasn't astroturf either, China doesn't want Westerners on their apps causing trouble, Westerners don't automatically speak around the forbidden subjects the way good citizens do. There's still a handful of tankie grifters and teenagers basically doing language exchange with Chinese teens, but overall it was very short-lived. And shallow. I remember being interested in what people would think of Xiaohongshu's content, as an early-adopter tourist of Chinese socials, but Americans are terminally incurious and never explored the actual site culture beyond the few curious chinks who approached them for a laugh. It definitely paved the way for the contrarian fondness people have for China increasingly often now, imo, especially since that fondness isn't based on any actual knowledge of China.

 

[whatchamacallit]

True, he is not the kind that plays well. He could pivot to relaxed games but those demand a pleasant and funny personality. If he plays a RPG, he would always talk politics and try to interpret everything through political mindsets.

Imagine Hasan playing Deus Ex

 

[Twrx]

If he pivots to games, please dear God, prevent him from playing cyberpunk. He would ruin it.

 

[Incecticyder]

Imagine Hasan playing Deus Ex

"This is why we need Communism, chat."

There, I did.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Robsmedia has some good content but I can't even tolerate 5 minutes of Cenk's nephew, let alone 3 hours. Hasan has the most bland, vapid and monotone content occasionally interrupted by him screaming he wants to kill people and how America sucks even though he benefits from the system he claims to hate.

 

[Yakubian_Insurgent]

Imagine Hasan playing Deus Ex

Or Skyrim. He would be the kind of player that call Thalmor zionists and soy at redguards because they are le heck'in based resistance and by I mean they aren't white like nords and are arab inspired.

 

[deleuzeon]

Robsmedia has some good content but I can't even tolerate 5 minutes of Cenk's nephew, let alone 3 hours. Hasan has the most bland, vapid and monotone content occasionally interrupted by him screaming he wants to kill people and how America sucks even though he benefits from the system he claims to hate.

With Hasan hate videos, I often skip through the clips of Hasan himself and just enjoy some random guy roasting him. This Lord-of-the-Rings-length doc is nice for assembling his entire story thus far; he's had so many scandals I tend to forget like 1/3rd of them at any given time.

 

[whatchamacallit]

Robsmedia has some good content but I can't even tolerate 5 minutes of Cenk's nephew, let alone 3 hours. Hasan has the most bland, vapid and monotone content occasionally interrupted by him screaming he wants to kill people and how America sucks even though he benefits from the system he claims to hate.

But all that makes it more satisfying when he gets made a fool of, it's like in One Piece where the Celestial Dragons are the most horrendously vile evil maniacs imaginable so it's fun to watch Luffy BTFO them

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

No long term effects but it wasn't astroturf either, China doesn't want Westerners on their apps causing trouble, Westerners don't automatically speak around the forbidden subjects the way good citizens do. There's still a handful of tankie grifters and teenagers basically doing language exchange with Chinese teens, but overall it was very short-lived. And shallow. I remember being interested in what people would think of Xiaohongshu's content, as an early-adopter tourist of Chinese socials, but Americans are terminally incurious and never explored the actual site culture beyond the few curious chinks who approached them for a laugh. It definitely paved the way for the contrarian fondness people have for China increasingly often now, imo, especially since that fondness isn't based on any actual knowledge of China.

What would be considered forbidden subjects there?

 

[DTPN!]

What would be considered forbidden subjects there?

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

But all that makes it more satisfying when he gets made a fool of, it's like in One Piece where the Celestial Dragons are the most horrendously vile evil maniacs imaginable so it's fun to watch Luffy BTFO them

You know, now you think about Hassan Pico as basically a celestial dragon. Completely arrogant, abuses animals, abuses every one else around him, and when he gets cold out on his own bullshit uh, blames every 1 around. Simon Crawl, car eyes for the government and mommy and daddy to do something. Hassan Pike is the celestial dragon changed my mind.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Like a good, observant Muslim, Hasan posted his Christmas wishes on Xitter:

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But there's something visible under the tree behind him in a few of his pics:


ENHANCE:




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[Sicko Hunter]

Like a good, observant Muslim, Hasan posted his Christmas wishes on Xitter:
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But there's something visible under the tree behind him in a few of his pics:
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ENHANCE:
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BEHOLD! The giga chad alpha male of the left!