💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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Gunther made the news! Austria's most prestigious paper, in fact.
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Translation:
Today Der Standard asks why we aren't in NATO. Because our politicians are cowardly, immoral, and not accountable. They've been destroyed by Anti-European powers.

How does Der Standard's coverage compare to Russia's 1TV? Well, they don't big him up quite so much.
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This is the only mention of our guy. The article presents for and against views on joining NATO. It refers to four separate initiatives for referendums which would affirm or strengthen Austria's neutrality. On the other side, there is one anti-neutrality initiative: "The Linzer business consultant Gunther Fehlinger is currently on a nationwide tour gathering signatures for his initiative in favor of NATO."

He already is kind of a meme on the dirtbag leftie twitter.
Which is funny given that Gunther is a good-natured centrist. Not left at all. He is 100% "conservative" in that he wants to restore the world order and socio-political model of the 1990s. A time when markets ruled, protectionism was unthinkable, NATO was doing effective interventionism*, and Europe was on the road toward integration without a stumbling block in sight.

*You can debate whether this was actually a good or effective thing. It's debatable, but it is one way to see it.

Edit: Looking at the comments, they're shockingly balanced. Like, a post that just says 'we must join NATO' has 11 dislikes and 10 likes. This ratio is pretty common. About an equal number of posts are for as against. The arguments here (and in the article) are exactly what you'd expect. If you're not familiar with this national dialogue, pro-neutrality people say 'we're surrounded by NATO and landlocked. It just isn't needed' and 'we're already in the EU which has clauses saying members need to be supported in wartime' and 'NATO membership isn't even a guarantee'. They're pretty honest, acknowledging that Austria is a 'free rider' or 'fare dodger' and that, if they're not catching shit for it, it's not in their self interest to start paying dues. The anti-neutrality side, well, I'll let Gunther handle that argument.
 
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I don't know if you guys have been following the news, but in case you missed it, 1991 happened.
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...and that's a good thing!
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He recommends every true-blooded European spend Christmas in Albania. I mean, it's an alright place to visit. I had a good time but of all the places to go for Christmas why choose a secular/Islamic country on the Mediterranean? I don't see how you could do better than Austria itself for a Christmas trip in all honesty. Then again, maybe the lack of NATO membership is reason enough to avoid it. For safety reasons, of course.
 
I don't know if you guys have been following the news, but in case you missed it, 1991 happened.
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He recommends every true-blooded European spend Christmas in Albania. I mean, it's an alright place to visit. I had a good time but of all the places to go for Christmas why choose a secular/Islamic country on the Mediterranean? I don't see how you could do better than Austria itself for a Christmas trip in all honesty. Then again, maybe the lack of NATO membership is reason enough to avoid it. For safety reasons, of course.
I have done the deep dive and hard hitting research on the political situation and believe I found it.
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He's on vacation and was annoyed he had to show a passport and change currency to get out of the cold. Saving up for your retirement? Gunther's out here trying to change the face of Europe to get a vacation home easier.
 
Christmas and Holiday celebrations have been concluded well to Gunther's satisfaction and we will return to regular scheduled programming.
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Also can a Euro enlighten us as to what's going on in this picture?
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This time, Gunther decided to fight neutrality with the help of...
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African National Marxist-Lenenists
I got nothing. I can only assume he saw Economic Freedom and stopped asking questions there but he's too familiar with Cold War Marxist movements for me to believe that. Fuckin' Gunther, man. Nikki Haley endorsement one day, Kill the Boer the next.
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Well we're in the South Africa arc. Based Gunther is going to reform the Boer Republic and drive the Bantu back from where they came.

Probably one of the best Gunther HoI4 Mods so far. It might even help South Africa as a whole to do this as their issues with terminal corruption, death spiral of government competence and race based grievances would be slowed to a crawl or maybe even stopped with such devolution.
 
Well, I decided to translate the entire thing - turns out there were already Russian subtitles available, so I managed to extract them using yt-dlp, then I translated them (pardon the occasional typos) and screen-recorded the result.
There it is:
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I think if I laugh any harder, I'll cough up at least one lung. This is amazing.
 
Are we certain this man wasn't a trotskyist in his youth?
Trust me on this, these sorts of people grew up admiring America of their youth. They are the kids who grew up next to the kids who wanted to be commies and decided that they instead must become Amerophiles in order to piss off their parents/teachers/the cool artsy kids.
 
Trust me on this, these sorts of people grew up admiring America of their youth. They are the kids who grew up next to the kids who wanted to be commies and decided that they instead must become Amerophiles in order to piss off their parents/teachers/the cool artsy kids.
This is correct. He spent a summer in college in DC learning under Newt in the 90s and never looked back.
 
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