💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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You are. You may know East Turkestan by a far more common name of Xijang where the Uyghurs are getting forced to pick cotton by chinks.
They are Muslim so they do have their beheader group, however minor. The East Turkistan Islamic Movement. The government in exile Gunther is speaking at were the ones lobbying the US to take them off the terror list. If China wants to expand west and deal with these problems in Central Asia, I say let them.
 
Russian State TV aired an hour long special on Gunther. Trying to find a version viewable outside of Russia. Right now there's only a trailer.
Edit: Full thing in Russian. May require VPN for Europeans.

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Congrats to herr Fehlinger. He is now known to all the Babushkas in the most rural of villages, where the only outside connections are a single phone line and a mailbox. The only piece of visual electronic entertainment, a TV older than most of the people posting here have shown this man's face on it.
 
Do the Russians agree that goats are cool? Has his popularity spiked on the central Asian region and the 'stans over this? I require this state funded lolcow documentary subtitled so I can fully appreciate it. How much would it cost to commission subtitling?
 
Do the Russians agree that goats are cool? Has his popularity spiked on the central Asian region and the 'stans over this? I require this state funded lolcow documentary subtitled so I can fully appreciate it. How much would it cost to commission subtitling?
I really want this too. I can think of two youtubers who speak Russian, dislike Putin and are pretty good at explaining Vatnik thinking so that's an option. I must know Putin's opinion of goats. Does Russia support deporting Serbians to the moon if Kosovo pays for it?

Edit: Bonus fun.
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Edit: YES 👍 TO GUNTHER ON KIWIFARMS 🥝👨‍🌾 2023! #ExProsperingGrounds! ❤️🇦🇹🇪🇺
 
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The title alone is great:

Gunther Fehlinger: Austrian psychopath​

I call for an addition to the thread title. Especially now that it finally left prospering grounds.
 
When you think about it a Austrian guy with some crazy political leanings and ideas wanting to destroy and dismantle Russia is a really bad look for Gunther and a really easy sell for the Russian TV.

Also got to ask, is this program like a Russian deep dive on NATO and Western infiltration and propaganda into Russia? The name "Dolls of the heir Tutti" seems to be some sort of reference that I cannot pin down, and googling it has sent me a bunch of art pieces from Russia called that but in wildly varying styles both photography, sculpture and painting (I like this one from some Ukrainian tbh) I mean the connections that these people are puppets or tools by enemies of the Rodina is pretty obvious but I need the full context of the lore.
 
The title alone is great:

Gunther Fehlinger: Austrian psychopath​

I call for an addition to the thread title. Especially now that it finally left prospering grounds.
I think the Eurocrat label already does that job just fine. Never met one that didn't view the average person as a barely sentient insect.
 
The name "Dolls of the heir Tutti" seems to be some sort of reference
Tutti is a doll created by evil, counter revolutionary forces to look like a human girl in every way but isn't. It's from Soviet propaganda in the twenties or something. Story had a happy ending where the counter revolutionary oligarchs are defeated. There's this whole thing about Tutti having her heart replaced with an unfeeling one but it never happening.

Not sure the accuracy of the translation but I'd guess that the implication is that Gunther is a manufactured personality or person without a heart or feelings. Kind of an anti-Russian automaton.

Just my two cents.
 
(...) agree that goats are cool?
Truth be told, I'm more suspicious towards goats than snakes. The goat is the avatar of Satan while the snake gets literally demonised.

You've heard many stories of goats getting culturally enriched by Muslims. But how many times have you heard about snakes being culturally enriched by Muslims? Exactly.
 
Tutti is a doll created by evil, counter revolutionary forces to look like a human girl in every way but isn't. It's from Soviet propaganda in the twenties or something. Story had a happy ending where the counter revolutionary oligarchs are defeated. There's this whole thing about Tutti having her heart replaced with an unfeeling one but it never happening.

Not sure the accuracy of the translation but I'd guess that the implication is that Gunther is a manufactured personality or person without a heart or feelings. Kind of an anti-Russian automaton.

Just my two cents.
Interesting. The program or series itself is called that and seems to be mostly hit pieces on Europeans. I assume the translation isn't going well so I'm hesitant on a ML translation of the whole thing.
 
A snake was responsible for the fall of Man from the garden of Eden, nimrod.
Or was it rather Eve who at the end of the day failed the test? You can argue one way or the other, but you can't argue the amount of Alibaba's consent accidents committed towards goats compared towards snakes. Never trust an animal that's getting culturally enriched by Muslims (or anyone).
The Russians are trying to make him look deranged and evil but all I see is an optimistic goatlover with a winning smile!
In other words, Günther is (more or less) the pro-NATO equivalent of Arabs portrayed by MEMRI TV.
 
I require this state funded lolcow documentary subtitled so I can fully appreciate it. How much would it cost to commission subtitling?
I'm afraid you'll be disappointed - this is less of a documentary, more like "a bunch of people autistically over-analyzing this schizopostings for an hour".
I assume the translation isn't going well
I'm working on it, no worries. Almost halfway done.
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In the mean time, here's a local archive (in 360p, because their compression algorithms aren't so good):

Do the Russians agree that goats are cool?
I do think goats are cool. I mean, what other animal would ever climb a near-vertical dam just to lick some salt crystals?
Very impressive.
 
Interesting. The program or series itself is called that and seems to be mostly hit pieces on Europeans. I assume the translation isn't going well so I'm hesitant on a ML translation of the whole thing.
A little gargle-fu and I've found some more. The original story is called "The Three Fat Men" and it's a fairy tale originally published in the 1920's. I haven't found a definitive date as different archives say different things. It was turned into a play and a ballet shortly afterwards. Archive.org has us covered for a translation
The name of the Second part is "The Doll of the Heir Tutti"

I misremembered the characters, Tutti owns the doll and is the heir to the oligarchs. The doll gets attacked by revolutionaries which causes much consternation.
Part II is about forty pages so please give me a bit for the book report teach
 
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