💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Thatcher as a slayqueen girlboss feminist hero defending Western values against the Argentines who didn't even legalize abortion until extremely recently, seems fairly mundane.

It was foretold. We are in Eric's world, and Gunther is our captain.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Well, shit.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-10-31/us-and-israel-weigh-peacekeepers-for-the-gaza-strip-after-hamas#xj4y7vzkg

https://archive.ph/Ikdw3

Trust the plan.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Gunther mitt uns

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Gunther is looking for a media outlet to publish his plan to deneutralize Ireland. I have no inkling what it could be, so I'm interested. The last time he brought it up was bait to get advice on improving his bench press.


Gunther was on a Space this Halloween. During the Q&A section he was confronted by one Dark Gunther Fehlinger, a shit post account that may be an actual Serbian Alog, not sure. The subject was 'Who funds Gunther?'. Gunther states he is a free lance consultant that's got a little bit in the bank, not great but livable. However he doesn't really mind as he enjoys what he does and is following his passion. When asked how he finds the time to post so much, Gunther is open he just takes selfies and posts them while on the shitter. He is quite proud the tweet that got an official response from the government of Brazil was something he cooked up while dropping a deuce. Dark Gunther doesn't buy it and will continue to investigate.

https://twitter.com/DarkGunterfehli/status/1719966911742742782

https://archive.ph/5LwEk

 

[General Emílio Médici]

A-Log cannot comprehend Gunther's righteous crusade of ES MUSS ORDNUNG HERRSCHEN and is baffled by his calm replies.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Am I the only one getting blue balls here re: Gunther having a tipping point? I was kinda hoping he'd be out of PG in time for the Julays

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Obviously Null is keeping Gunther on PG to make sure Gunther won't know about us and somehow arrange for NATO to bomb Serbia again.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Am I the only one getting blue balls here re: Gunther having a tipping point? I was kinda hoping he'd be out of PG in time for the Julays

I put in the request that friday he was fighting pajeets as the perfect time to get eyes on him. Little did I know Hamas was fueling up the paramotors at that very moment, so I instantly recinded it to avoid a shitshow when I woke up. Now I'm not sure what the fuck, honestly.

 

[jalopy]

We are reaching levels of TND (Total Neutrality Death) previously never seen

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

So the Serbs get to colonize the moon... and Kosovo is gonna pay for it?

Sounds like a good deal to me, honestly.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

We are reaching levels of TND (Total Neutrality Death) previously never seen

Comments are great. Who knew Balkiods get so riled up about space?


Albina can into space

Serbs really love sex toy jokes, I've noticed. 'Fuck yourself on the moon' is something

Wooden doors? On a space station?

 

[Tequila Jong]

I can't believe he's actually shitposting about sending Serbian nationalists to the moon, and on the Kosovan dime too. What an absolute genius.

Who knew Balkiods get so riled up about space?

This is why it's so golden, they get riled up about anything and everything. I absolutely adore Balkan online shit-flinging, where a discussion about making vegetable soup can turn into absolute chaos in moments.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

The duality of man.

Despite calling for something in most of his xeets, Gunther is not taking any calls. Gunther MAKES the calls. He doesn't take them. Alpha behaviour.

Not sure how this all started, but he gave out his number and has been getting some nasty messages from Serbians.

Seems to blame Serbian officials but surely this is just a civilian effort....right? Anyway, someone who Gunther thinks is stalking him got banned. I couldn't find any more info at quick glance.

Beyond NATO, he is toying with allegiance to other international organizations.



He's also called for putting a hold on EU funds for the 5 members that don't recognize Kosovo. And put out a request that his followers forward the links to any Balkan news articles that mention him.

Don't let the fame get to your head, Gunther!

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I am worried. Serbs getting really pissed at Austrian empire builders hasn't ended well historically. Stay safe Gunther!

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Seems to blame Serbian officials but surely this is just a civilian effort....right?

I forget where he said it but he's sure that Vulin guy is the Serbian glowie tasked with following and harassing him. This exchange though is great.


I've been slacking so here's some Gunther errata.


Optimized European Small Blunt Rotation.

There's a reoccurring thing that Gunther either loves or hates France on a whim. Today he's angry at them and reigniting the centuries old battle over Europe's lingua franca.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Gunther's been at an economic forum for a while, so it's been pretty quiet unless you like graphs about economic growth in Eastern Europe. But we can still have some fun.

His lapel has grown stronger. Let's check the replies.

Ed Habsburg is exactly who you think and he just hangs out on twitter giving his opinion on movies, so I support this cross over. We have another interview, thankfully on a easy to archive youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL4M6DvZmME

https://archive.is/HrAJW

We also have a new template thanks to a twitter user.

Clean template:


Gunther has also found another fake government to champion to the west.

 

[Big Nasty]

I swear there's basically zero differences between these governments-in-exile and micronations.

 

[The Grognard]

I swear there's basically zero differences between these governments-in-exile and micronations.

They only exist as a way for any installed governments to say "Yeah, we replaced this dictator who displeased us with this totally organic government-in-exile who will free the people*" as a way of maintaining "legitimacy" as it happened after the cold war ended or as a circlejerk of unimportant aristocrats to remember about losing the throne about four generations ago and sending medals/knighthoods to each other.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I thought East Turkistan was ISIS or am I getting my "moderate rebels" confused?

 

[General Emílio Médici]

You are. You may know East Turkestan by a far more common name of Xijang where the Uyghurs are getting forced to pick cotton by chinks.

The "Turk" in their name is actually the same as in Turkey. The turks in anatolia are the descendants of a old turkic horde that took a fun ride from central northeast asia all the way to anatolia and had a pretty good time doing it.