Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

Heard a kid complaining that Cyberpunk 2077 sucks because it doesn't have as futuristic vehicles as GTA Online

Poe's Law in action.

I still can't believe they had the stones to add a casino where you can buy currency to gamble.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

GTA Online being creatively bankrupt, they literally ripped off the Golden Gun from Bond as the secret weapon of this update.

When GTA Online runs its final and last course, I wonder if there will be any self-reflection on the GTA Forums where they could’ve just played Cyberpunk 2077, or do/find more mods to use and play with on GTA V.

Doubtful. We're talking about people who grind at a game they constantly complain about so they can buy businesses to keep grinding at the game they constantly complain about.

Oh, and the people who grind just to have a massive digital car collection.

Not the smartest group the GTAForums GTA Online community.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

GTA Online being creatively bankrupt, they literally ripped off the Golden Gun from Bond as the secret weapon of this update.


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Doubtful. We're talking about people who grind at a game they constantly complain about so they can buy businesses to keep grinding at the game they constantly complain about.

Oh, and the people who grind just to have a massive digital car collection.

Not the smartest group the GTAForums GTA Online community.

I don't think it could be considered creative bankruptcy when the series itself (let alone GTA V) is known to reference shit from media all the time since long ago.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

When GTA Online runs its final and last course, I wonder if there will be any self-reflection on the GTA Forums where they could’ve just played Cyberpunk 2077, or do/find more mods to use and play with on GTA V.

except it won't, too many 14yo 360noscopers want to oppress normal players in cyberbroomsitck of doom

 

[KokoroKoroki]

GTA Online being creatively bankrupt, they literally ripped off the Golden Gun from Bond as the secret weapon of this update.


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Doubtful. We're talking about people who grind at a game they constantly complain about so they can buy businesses to keep grinding at the game they constantly complain about.

Oh, and the people who grind just to have a massive digital car collection.

Not the smartest group the GTAForums GTA Online community.

They also brought back the Combat Shotgun but in order to get it you have to be doing the heist finale and find it a specific, randomly chosen location on the map.

Admittedly I'm pretty sure the Combat Shotgun was a fan favorite so I can see why they brought it back but locking it behind the heist finale like the pistol makes it obvious that they want you to throw as much money at this as possible to exploit your nostalgia.

 

[Maurice Caine]

except it won't, too many 14yo 360noscopers want to oppress normal players in cyberbroomsitck of doom

even if it takes 20 years GTA online will die and kike zelnick will kill himself when govt passes legislation against him

 

[The Last Stand]

Anybody notice in GTA V where when characters talk on the phone, they tilt their head to the right and straighten it out back and forth?

 

[Cod of War]

Free vehicle for last month's heist challenge is a Go-Kart and is only free the 18th - 20th.

 

[Hideous K]

Admittedly I'm pretty sure the Combat Shotgun was a fan favorite so I can see why they brought it back but locking it behind the heist finale like the pistol makes it obvious that they want you to throw as much money at this as possible to exploit your nostalgia.

Maybe in a month or two they will realize that they have fucked up and release the gun for free in a event update

 

[Vault Boy]

They also brought back the Combat Shotgun but in order to get it you have to be doing the heist finale and find it a specific, randomly chosen location on the map.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CACRC1T2pPsAdmittedly I'm pretty sure the Combat Shotgun was a fan favorite so I can see why they brought it back but locking it behind the heist finale like the pistol makes it obvious that they want you to throw as much money at this as possible to exploit your nostalgia.

Sure would've been nice to allow us lowly single player fans have access to those weapons.

I'd say it'll happen with the upcoming port like the first time, but Rockstar has changed drastically since 2014, so...

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Sure would've been nice to allow us lowly single player fans have access to those weapons.

I'd say it'll happen with the upcoming port like the first time, but Rockstar has changed drastically since 2014, so...

probably their "Expanded & Enchanced Edition" will have no additional content at all

anyway, here is interview with some R* flunkies about GTAO newest update
The last paragaph said that

That seamless blend of solo and multi-play seems to be where Grand Theft Auto is headed next. “I think you can see that with Online and I think going forward we’re going to inject more of that single-player element in there,” Butchard concludes. Whatever lies ahead for the inevitable sixth entry in the iconic series, Hamad is conclusive when we ask if Rockstar will continue to tell single-player stories, even as Online goes from strength to strength: “Absolutely.”

ofc resident tards @ GTAForums are believing that confirms that R* are making a new game (protip: they will never again make antyhing not being online games updates)

 

[Maurice Caine]

probably their "Expanded & Enchanced Edition" will have no additional content at all

anyway, here is interview with some R* flunkies about GTAO newest update
The last paragaph said that

ofc resident tards @ GTAForums are believing that confirms that R* are making a new game (protip: they will never again make antyhing not being online games updates)

They can't keep getting away with it, when the fuck is Government growing some balls and outlawing this microtransaction shit

 

[Fuck Y'all]

They can't keep getting away with it, when the fuck is Government growing some balls and outlawing this microtransaction shit

lol calm down with that antisemitism

 

[Miller]

It's quite ironic that they're making fun of a bunch of shitty gaming trends on the radio while they're pulling that kind of shit.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Free vehicle for last month's heist challenge is a Go-Kart and is only free the 18th - 20th.

Talk about meh for what was supposed to be a challenge.

 

[Sithis]

Maybe in a month or two they will realize that they have fucked up and release the gun for free in a event update

They might release it for the Christmas update considering last year they gave out the minigun regardless of what level players were, along with a full cache of ammo. Also the Up n Atomizer which is fantastic for trolling people.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

They might release it for the Christmas update considering last year they gave out the minigun regardless of what level players were, along with a full cache of ammo. Also the Up n Atomizer which is fantastic for trolling people.

IMO there won't be a Xmas update

 

[TheTriggerin']

You're delusional if you don't think VI is in the works. GTA Online 2 will be a thing.

 

[Syaoran Li]

You're delusional if you don't think VI is in the works. GTA Online 2 will be a thing.

Sad but probably true

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

IMO there won't be a Xmas update

While there won't be a full Xmas update (hasn't been one since 2015) they've always had X-Mas events where they give shit away and make it snow. No reason they wouldn't do it again this year. It's basically the only time they do that snowy Los Santos weather effect.