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Should the God of War Trilogy Remake Bring Back the Sex Minigames? (archive)

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Kratos doesn't bang chics anymore, he has "grown as a character"... The developers.

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They already turned Kratos into a sniveling, spineless cuckold in God of Bore: Crackrock. There's a zero percent chance that they don't butcher him further in this shitty remake. The only possible saving grace here is that they bungle the remake like Saint's Row and kill the franchise for good, but that's probably hoping for too much.
 
I wonder how much they are gonna go woke and censor the GOW trilogy now, specially GOW2. I am sure they are gonna ruin it and make it for the modern audiences. That new sons of sparta looked like hot garbage.

My favorite part is Aphrodites slaves lezing out. Those cucks are going to remove it arent they?

Sony (generally) hasn't been so up their own ass as to call a bare-bones port or simple graphical update a remake, like with the Last of Us games, so them calling it a remake means that they're going to be changing shit. So the sex and nudity is absolutely out and going all-in on negrification.


Redditors: Why is this so important to you? Are you some sort of pervert? *stuffs game to the brim with nonbinary references, gay romance/sex, and transgender surgery scar textures.* (no I am not making any of these references up)
 

I've used some of the assets from the classic GOW series in my 3d character modeling studies. Because they don't make women like they used to. And I mean that quite literally. Even when they're not purposely messing them up they all tend to gravitate to the understated androgynous look. Aside from outright cult ideology, part of it is increasing lazy reliance on stock templates but still the female form in video games is in some ways less diverse than it ever has been, the characters, unless they're specifically designed to be some roided out transgender or fat person etc all look the same from studio to studio. Off the top of the head, can't think of a Western studio at least at the AAA or AA level who still does the voluptuous or other feminine body types , that many real women actually have, unless its one thats considered unappealling. And whats worse is its not even a blindspot but a mandate. See the huge hypocritical cow they threw over stellar blade over daring to be different. .

Its kind of educating to see how lockstep the industry is even though its far less formally consolidated than others.
 
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I've used some of the assets from the classic GOW series in my 3d character modeling studies. Because they don't make women like they used to. And I mean that quite literally. Even when they're not purposely messing them up they all tend to gravitate to the understated androgynous look. Aside from outright cult ideology, part of it is increasing lazy reliance on stock templates but still the female form in video games is in some ways less diverse than it ever has been, the characters, unless they're specifically designed to be some roided out transgender or fat person etc all look the same from studio to studio. Off the top of the head, can't think of a Western studio at least at the AAA or AA level who still does the voluptuous or other feminine body types , that many real women actually have, unless its one thats considered unappealling. And whats worse is its not even a blindspot but a mandate. See the huge hypocritical cow they threw over stellar blade over daring to be different. .

Its kind of educating to see how lockstep the industry is even though its far less formally consolidated than others.
I remember watching the Mortal Kombat 1 story mode and realising that it's so lazy that all the models, regardless of the gender, have the exact same rigging.
 
Marvel-tier writing is all over the game and I can't emphasize enough how much I think the MCU has fucked up modern entertainment. Constant quips and jokes undercutting moments that are supposed to be serious.
I 100% agree, even though I'm very late to respond to you. I liked the gameplay aspect of it, but I have come to despise the story, setting, and dialogue decisions.

Most of the new characters are especially guilty of this, but the older characters have gotten the marvel humor treatment
- Freyr
- Lunda
- Heimdall
- Angrbodr
- Odin
- Atreus
- Thrud
- Heimdall
- On rare occassions, Freya
I'm sure I'm missing a few characters but are they worth mentioning?

Freyr is the worst, easily. He is an awkward, and unlikable marvel-esque character who quips too much for a warrior leading a resistance against a brutal, bloodthirsty group of martial warriors. He's doesn't speak with any confidence and most of his 'tough guy' intimidating scenes sound performative and lame. It's actually funny whenever he speaks to Freya because Freya's dialogue is somewhat geared towards sounding, mostly, sophisticated. He would fit right in with the Saint's Row Reboot. Meanwhile he refers to Odin as a 'prick', as if this is New York City and not a magical jungle.
Freyr is totally spineless and the drama between him and Freya is resolved easily and without any real difficulty, despite the implication that he abandoned her out of cowardice, leading to one of the most traumatic periods of her life. You cannot tell what kind of god he is. Apparently, he is associated with kingship, fertility, peace, prosperity, fair weather, and good harvest, and the GOW wiki has his various domains over Rain, Fertility, Sun, Love, Flora, Farming, and Hunting. He's also supposed to be the ancestors of the Kings of Sweden. Unfortunately in this universe, Freyr meets both definitions of impotent, as he is weak and helpless until Kratos shows up and sired no children with any of the jotunnar, and he died before any of that could happen. He's just another copy-paste loser college kid personality who struggles to be confident.
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MCU Iron Man has become a plague on all modern culture, and it's not even corporate's fault this time. All the writers are just shit at their jobs and are annoying millenials, and think it's awesome to have a snarky, quippy character, and so they just insert the personality into the character no matter what.
 
Meanwhile he refers to Odin as a 'prick', as if this is New York City and not a magical jungle.
At the beginning when you first meet Odin he says to Kratos "I'll settle your debt with my ex"
Maybe it's nitpicking, but the term "ex" used in this way seems way out of place for this setting.
And not to mention those gay ass nicknames Atreus and Sindri used for one another. "Sin" and Sindri tried to call him "Lok'" but it was for a very unfunny marvel-esque humor moment.

Speaking of Sindri has to be the worst fucking character in these 2 Norse games, especially in Ragnarok. The entire beginning with him and Atreus had me thinking "Is Sindri fucking molesting/grooming this kid?" He just comes off creepy. And his heelturn is especially stupid. I don't know if they're attempting to make him into an enemy in the future, but him being a big bad in the next game is as laughable as the idea of Jar Jar Binks being the real big bad sith lord after all.

Imagine if in the next GoW Kratos dies to Sindri. That would go over as well as Harley Quinn executing Arkham series Batman.
Might even kill Santa Monica studios like Kill the Justice League killed WB Games.
 
At the beginning when you first meet Odin he says to Kratos "I'll settle your debt with my ex"
Maybe it's nitpicking, but the term "ex" used in this way seems way out of place for this setting.
Odin has a ton of dialogue like that. The whole interaction between him, Heimdall, and Atreus outside his longhouse is emblematic of how much of a failure the dialogue is.
"Is that true Loki? You a little trickster?" is the worst line of dialogue that should only be in the worst of marvel slop movies. And he's got plenty more lines littered throughout the story that are exactly like that.

I wished we'd gotten an old wise man, who has learned so many secrets and magic within the universe that he cannot ever be snuck up on or truly bested in magical combat. I understand that the idea was to replace his all-knowing nature with paranoia, and thus setting up a way to kill him. But making him stupid was foolish.
Speaking of Sindri has to be the worst fucking character in these 2 Norse games, especially in Ragnarok. The entire beginning with him and Atreus had me thinking "Is Sindri fucking molesting/grooming this kid?" He just comes off creepy. And his heelturn is especially stupid. I don't know if they're attempting to make him into an enemy in the future, but him being a big bad in the next game is as laughable as the idea of Jar Jar Binks being the real big bad sith lord after all.
I would rather move on from the Norse Pantheon. There's many aspects and mythology I like, but Ragnarok butchered them heavily, especially Vanaheim and Asgard, which is so laughable how these places have any presence in the 9 realms.

Asgard isn't a city exactly in the mythology, but it is an enormous fortress that the wall of Hrimthur was only a section. However, that stupid subversion they did revealed it to be a settlement which seemingly could only host about 400 people. I like the longhouses to an extent, but it should not ONLY be longhouses. And it should have a vast number of warriors throughout it's vast halls. It should be like mount olympus, but a giant fortress with numerous caves to raise and house warriors. It should be a deathtrap for any force looking to breech it. The top and layers within the wall should have the longhouses, which are connected to the farmlands. I actually LIKE the MCU's Asgard better than this one, since the MCU's Asgard at least gave it the veneer of godly power, martial prowess, and ancient wisdom. Nowhere to even explore anymore since they blew it up and only intended to interact with Odin and Thor. Gotta love also that Asgard's destruction had no consequence for the Aesir, and they are just fine and dandy with Freya, who helped destroy Asgard, ruling over them. Supposedly they were a conquering race of gods, but you would never know because Thor, Magni, Modi, Heimdall, and Baldur were the only forces they ever through at the rest of the realms, apparently. Asgard is such a letdown too. And why are there no warriors in Asgard besides Einerjar who are revived from the dead? This is a race of warriors, by default. That is the Aesir's primary purpose.

Vanaheim should be more like a vast, fertile plains with enormous farms, and just a jungle, since although Vanaheim has never been described in the mythology, it is home to a race of gods who are widely connected with fertility, agriculture, peace, and to some degree magic. The vanir should resemble the historic Skrælings that the vikings encountered in their expeditions to vinland, but with real magic connected to nature and the skintones of Freya, perhaps decorated with warpaint and the tatooes we see Baldur covered in. You could even have them living in multiple locations, in small huts to vast tree houses that they could use to ambush the Aesir. Instead the realm is almost entirely depopulated, save for like 6 people, 2 of which aren't even Vanir.

Unfortunately, they may not be moving onto Egypt, but may stay in the Norse Pantheon and instead have Atreus travel back in time. That idea sounds like a trainwreck, given what happened in Ragnarok
 
Odin has a ton of dialogue like that. The whole interaction between him, Heimdall, and Atreus outside his longhouse is emblematic of how much of a failure the dialogue is.
Also I just saw endgame dialogue between Sif (Thor's blonde wife) and Hildesvini, the nigger that was also the boar you shot in the first Norse game and it's not so subtly implied that Sif and the nigger are fucking mere days after Odin disintegrated Thor. Not to mention there was a bit in Vanaheim where you find out Kratos' dead wife Faye was in Vanaheim and it was hinted that she and Thor fucked until you dig and reveal they were fighting instead of fucking. Kratos even delivers the greatest cuck cope line "What she did before she met he was her business".

Cory Barlog stated that he wrote Kratos newfound fatherhood thing as directly inspired by him becoming a father.
So it's fair to say that the cuckoldry and faggotry in this game is also inspired from Barlog's personal life.

I actually LIKE the MCU's Asgard better than this one, since the MCU's Asgard at least gave it the veneer of godly power, martial prowess, and ancient wisdom.
I've never watched any of those movies but I agree that GoW's Asgard seemed pointless. At least give it something like they gave Muspelheim some trials or whatever.
I know the game gets a bad rap, but Assassin's Creed Valhalla/Dawn of Ragnarok's Asgard was much cooler. It was a shit Assassin's Creed game but it was a pretty good viking game all things considered.

Unfortunately, they may not be moving onto Egypt, but may stay in the Norse Pantheon and instead have Atreus travel back in time. That idea sounds like a trainwreck, given what happened in Ragnarok
Not going to Egypt sounds like a retarded move. Kratos battling gods like Anubis or Apophis is a no brainer. Another fun one to visit would be Gaelic mythology. They already added a Kelpie in Ragnarok. Fighting

I've got a feeling though they're going to try to push Atreus into being the lead and that's going to be extremely gay since who wants to play Atreus? No one even wants to play Atreus in Ragnarok. What the fuck is it with Sony? They did the same shit with their Spider-Man games, forcing you to play as characters you don't want to play, and they're apparently making Spider-Nigger the main character in their next game and Peter Parker is sitting it out.
 
Not going to Egypt sounds like a retarded move. Kratos battling gods like Anubis or Apophis is a no brainer. Another fun one to visit would be Gaelic mythology. They already added a Kelpie in Ragnarok. Fighting

I've got a feeling though they're going to try to push Atreus into being the lead and that's going to be extremely gay since who wants to play Atreus? No one even wants to play Atreus in Ragnarok. What the fuck is it with Sony? They did the same shit with their Spider-Man games, forcing you to play as characters you don't want to play, and they're apparently making Spider-Nigger the main character in their next game and Peter Parker is sitting it out.
They'll never do Egypt since popular culture has decreed they were all niggers, so killing their gods is offensive.
 
They'll never do Egypt since popular culture has decreed they were all niggers, so killing their gods is offensive.
Good, tbh. I don't want to see a bunch of blacks inhabiting the major towns of egypt, and save that for Nubia.
"What she did before she met he was her business".
That's especially funny because it contradicts what he later said to Atreus in the main questline. Aka "Her secrets haunts every step of this path". Which is objectively true

You'd think there would be a reason Faye kept this all a secret. She barely told them anything about her world or what would happen if the Aesir came after her or her family. Didn't think that telling Kratos she fought Thor, fucked Thor, and was a fugitive of the Aesir gods was an issue? No apparently not. I'm just going to keep them in the dark for no reason, even though I also expect them to face ragnarok in the future. "I left my foreign husband in the dark about the dangers of this world" basically. Atreus is connected to prophecy, and she let Kratos, who can't even read runes, to go find it himself. They almost entirely learn about the world from Mimir, who at a certain point was the enemy of the Jotnar. Faye is another dumb character who the writers should've handled way better considering all the baggage they put on her.

Another thing, her fighting with Thor was implied to be her defeating him. Why the hell did she not kill Thor? This game is about breaking fate and prophecy, and somehow the giant didn't think to break fate and kill him despite the game openly admitting she defeated him.
 
Good, tbh. I don't want to see a bunch of blacks inhabiting the major towns of egypt, and save that for Nubia.
I guess muslims aren't black, but still a different breed of Niggers. It's always insane to me that leftists paint the complete genocide of original Egyptians by muslim tribes as "willful assimilation" yet native americans are somehow more of a victim despite not being wiped completely.
You'd think there would be a reason Faye kept this all a secret. She barely told them anything about her world or what would happen if the Aesir came after her or her family. Didn't think that telling Kratos she fought Thor, fucked Thor, and was a fugitive of the Aesir gods was an issue? No apparently not. I'm just going to keep them in the dark for no reason, even though I also expect them to face ragnarok in the future. "I left my foreign husband in the dark about the dangers of this world" basically. Atreus is connected to prophecy, and she let Kratos, who can't even read runes, to go find it himself. They almost entirely learn about the world from Mimir, who at a certain point was the enemy of the Jotnar. Faye is another dumb character who the writers should've handled way better considering all the baggage they put on her.
It's just generic mystery box writing where nothing makes sense once the writers are forced to reveal what\s inside.
 
It's just generic mystery box writing where nothing makes sense once the writers are forced to reveal what\s inside.
I wonder if they are going to do the 3rd game by introducing Loki/Atreus trying to time travel. He goes back prior to the Aesir killing numerous Jotnar to avoid the war with Asgard, but along the way is hunted by the Aesir God Vidar, who wants to take revenge for killing Odin.

I hope they do that instead of going to egypt. I really am not excited to see Santa Monica's interpretation of it. Honestly the only reason I think they're doing the remasters/remakes? is that they are stalling and sony is wheel-spinning on whether or not to have them do a GOW sequal. If they do, I'd hope it would be a sequel to the greek games and a prequel to the norse games.
 
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Father and Son. Behold your first look at Temu Kratos and Atreus in the God of War TV show, now in production for Prime Video. Their journey to the trashcan begins :story:
 
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