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I’ve played two hours of GOWR in the past week. It’s just so boring. I have absolutely no desire to play it. It’s funny, because never in my life would I think that I wouldn’t want to play a God of War game. Just playing it makes me want to play RE4 or Vanquish instead.

You know what’s the worst part? You can’t skip cutscenes. Might show that the game is too short past the cutscenes. Wouldn’t want that, right?

I’m really thinking about just selling this dogshit on eBay for a good chunk of money.
 
You know something I just found out? Freyja in Norse mythology is a goddess of war and love and sex and fertility and all that cool stuff. Where is any of that in Ragnarok? She'd have been right at home in the original games but they like deliberately toned her down so she could be a boring lady here.
 
Resunoit said:
I’ve played two hours of GOWR in the past week. It’s just so boring. I have absolutely no desire to play it. It’s funny, because never in my life would I think that I wouldn’t want to play a God of War game. Just playing it makes me want to play RE4 or Vanquish instead.

You know what’s the worst part? You can’t skip cutscenes. Might show that the game is too short past the cutscenes. Wouldn’t want that, right?

I’m really thinking about just selling this dogshit on eBay for a good chunk of money.
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I finished it, and 100%ed all of the areas (nothing better to do). The game is at it's best when on the open world sections doing quests, especially the crater area. The game is at it's worst when not playing as Kratos, and doing walking simulator shit.
Gondolindrim said:
You know something I just found out? Freyja in Norse mythology is a goddess of war and love and sex and fertility and all that cool stuff. Where is any of that in Ragnarok? She'd have been right at home in the original games but they like deliberately toned her down so she could be a boring lady here.
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She's some frumpy 4/10 woman who's smoked far too much weed in this game. Can't have a sexy woman in a game these days, all gotta be middle aged sacks of potatoes instead. In this game she looks like a worn out cat lady with circles under her eyes
 
Gondolindrim said:
You know something I just found out? Freyja in Norse mythology is a goddess of war and love and sex and fertility and all that cool stuff. Where is any of that in Ragnarok? She'd have been right at home in the original games but they like deliberately toned her down so she could be a boring lady here.
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They toned down Tyr as well. The Norse God of War is now a hippie who just wants peace and shieeeet. Awful voice as well.
 
Resunoit said:
They toned down Tyr as well. The Norse God of War is now a hippie who just wants peace and shieeeet. Awful voice as well.
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Gotta say as someone who went into the 2018 GoW not having played anything between it and the original PS2 game, I was very disappointed you weren't doing shit like yanking out one of Jormungand's fangs to use as a new weapon that murdered everything with flesh-melting poison, or beating Thor half to death with his own hammer because you needed it for your own purposes. Instead you have some ice axe for 2/3 of the game, only getting the much better Blades of Chaos back far too late, and outside of the starting fight with Baldur there is shockingly little ultra-violence.
 
Snekposter said:
Gotta say as someone who went into the 2018 GoW not having played anything between it and the original PS2 game, I was very disappointed you weren't doing shit like yanking out one of Jormungand's fangs to use as a new weapon that murdered everything with flesh-melting poison, or beating Thor half to death with his own hammer because you needed it for your own purposes. Instead you have some ice axe for 2/3 of the game, only getting the much better Blades of Chaos back far too late, and outside of the starting fight with Baldur there is shockingly little ultra-violence.
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The new games are an insult to the original three. Just boring walking sims with emotional bait bullshit.
 
God of Bore: Fags and Cucks is terrible in many ways but I got sick of the combat really quickly and it was a slog 100-percenting it. I can't say anything about the story because I turned the dialogue volume off after finding out Tyr was a hippie faggot. But the cutscenes are waaaaaaayyyyyy too fucking long. Heimdall hangs Atreus off the wall for two full minutes before pulling him up and cutting to walking-simulator-mode for the 100th time. After four and a half years of jerking each other off, they didn't have enough combat variety, so they dragged everything else out to make up for it.

This is extremely apparent in the loading screen slow traversal sections. Sekiro has too much ledge sidling, but it makes up for it with everything else. This game doesn't. There's no replay value solely because of that.

I went back to GoW3 and beat it on chaos as a palate cleanser for this heap. It kicked the shit out of my rusty ass for a while in the beginning and in a few places later, but it was fun. I had a good time with it and it didn't take very long. It wasn't a monotonous, multi-day movie marathon, making me regret my completionist masochism.

Fuck Sony and Santa Monica.
 
Snekposter said:
Gotta say as someone who went into the 2018 GoW not having played anything between it and the original PS2 game, I was very disappointed you weren't doing shit like yanking out one of Jormungand's fangs to use as a new weapon that murdered everything with flesh-melting poison, or beating Thor half to death with his own hammer because you needed it for your own purposes. Instead you have some ice axe for 2/3 of the game, only getting the much better Blades of Chaos back far too late, and outside of the starting fight with Baldur there is shockingly little ultra-violence.
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both games had a fun opening fight, but that was it. Oh, Thor forgot to click after that match. Really expected Kratos to get hold of that hammer at some point...
 
Atreus aka Loki hits all diversity points because he is a shapeshifter

He can transition from male to female to animal and back. Theoretically he could change his skin color to brown and his race to whatever minority he wants.
 
Resunoit said:
They toned down Tyr as well. The Norse God of War is now a hippie who just wants peace and shieeeet. Awful voice as well.
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you dumb fuck

actual spoiler, don't read if you aren't one of these group masturbateurs:
tyr is odin in disguise for the entire game; him being out of character is something you're meant to be wondering about the whole time and specific instances of pussitude are explicitly justified later since they factor directly into key moments.
the first thing he does walking into sindri's house is set this up.

you faggots are so brainrotted that thinking is literally off the table huh.
inb4 more circular "well it's bad so there's no reason not to be a retard" wank
 
Involuntary Celebrity said:
you dumb fuck

actual spoiler, don't read if you aren't one of these group masturbateurs:
tyr is odin in disguise for the entire game; him being out of character is something you're meant to be wondering about the whole time and specific instances of pussitude are explicitly justified later since they factor directly into key moments.
the first thing he does walking into sindri's house is set this up.

you faggots are so brainrotted that thinking is literally off the table huh.
inb4 more circular "well it's bad so there's no reason not to be a retard" wank
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If you played with subtitles on you would have caught that since they changed the spelling of his name for when it's really Odin in disguise.
 
Involuntary Celebrity said:
you dumb fuck

actual spoiler, don't read if you aren't one of these group masturbateurs:
tyr is odin in disguise for the entire game; him being out of character is something you're meant to be wondering about the whole time and specific instances of pussitude are explicitly justified later since they factor directly into key moments.
the first thing he does walking into sindri's house is set this up.

you faggots are so brainrotted that thinking is literally off the table huh.
inb4 more circular "well it's bad so there's no reason not to be a retard" wank
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Look at you being mad about opinions over videogames. Tyr is still a hippy pussy faggot when you release the real one from prison after killing Oden. He's traveling around the relms trying to find himself and being a hippy pussy faggot. No way is he a god of war.
 
New Ghostface said:
God of Bore: Fags and Cucks is terrible in many ways but I got sick of the combat really quickly and it was a slog 100-percenting it. I can't say anything about the story because I turned the dialogue volume off after finding out Tyr was a hippie faggot. But the cutscenes are waaaaaaayyyyyy too fucking long. Heimdall hangs Atreus off the wall for two full minutes before pulling him up and cutting to walking-simulator-mode for the 100th time. After four and a half years of jerking each other off, they didn't have enough combat variety, so they dragged everything else out to make up for it.

This is extremely apparent in the loading screen slow traversal sections. Sekiro has too much ledge sidling, but it makes up for it with everything else. This game doesn't. There's no replay value solely because of that.

I went back to GoW3 and beat it on chaos as a palate cleanser for this heap. It kicked the shit out of my rusty ass for a while in the beginning and in a few places later, but it was fun. I had a good time with it and it didn't take very long. It wasn't a monotonous, multi-day movie marathon, making me regret my completionist masochism.

Fuck Sony and Santa Monica.
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I cannot imagine being a grumpy son of a bitch full-percenting a long game he despises so much and with dialogue turned off to boot. This post just seems extremely unnecessary and autistic to the point that I can't tell if this is supposed to be a flex. :hah:
 
Involuntary Celebrity said:
you dumb fuck

actual spoiler, don't read if you aren't one of these group masturbateurs:
tyr is odin in disguise for the entire game; him being out of character is something you're meant to be wondering about the whole time and specific instances of pussitude are explicitly justified later since they factor directly into key moments.
the first thing he does walking into sindri's house is set this up.

you faggots are so brainrotted that thinking is literally off the table huh.
inb4 more circular "well it's bad so there's no reason not to be a retard" wank
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Im sorry that I’m not an autist who likes to obsess over details in video games.

Also
Tyr is still a hippy pussy faggot when you release the real one from prison after killing Oden.
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Involuntary Celebrity said:
you dumb fuck

actual spoiler, don't read if you aren't one of these group masturbateurs:
tyr is odin in disguise for the entire game; him being out of character is something you're meant to be wondering about the whole time and specific instances of pussitude are explicitly justified later since they factor directly into key moments.
the first thing he does walking into sindri's house is set this up.

you faggots are so brainrotted that thinking is literally off the table huh.
inb4 more circular "well it's bad so there's no reason not to be a retard" wank
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1. It is one of the dumbest twists I've seen. I can imagine the mouthbreathers saying "But it's smart since you never see the two of them in the same room".
2. No other character notices it's weird despite some of them knowing the guy for centuries/millenias. The player has no reason to suspect it since Kratos has never met the guy and every piece of dialogue related to him mentions the god of war would rather not go to war.
3. Like others said, when you see the real Tyr he isn't that much different, including having a fucking arm.
 
Man even here dumbass faggots defend this piece of shit? Nobody who likes actual God of War could have possible have enjoyed this gay, niggerfied walking simulator that castrates Kratos and spends more time on his obnoxious son, the interracial teen romance, and guuuurl bosses for ESG score. As someone who actually was somewhat intrigued by the new direction 2018 was taking, God of Bore: Crackrock totally thwacked all of that all so we could get some divershitty and feminist schlock injected where it doesn't belong.

Yet another propaganda riddled bait and switch that lied about what the game would contain to push the pozzed narrative that Larry Fink tells them to. The fact anyone claims this is a good game, let alone GotY, is a travesty.
 
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