💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Ok, I'm going out on a limb here, and say that pic isn't bad. If she actual facial expressions, I'd say she was moderately hot. Her personality is a total turn off however.
I've said it before she's got a nice body but is a bit of a butterface. Also her personality is downright toxic but we're being superficial here.
 
And Glo-Glo likes receiving attention and asspats from any source, no matter how creepy it may be, so it's pretty much a win-win.
I still think it's a weird buttress for her garbled "good wholesome Christian girl" image. Like, "Look how many of these lustful pigs I'm not jumping on, not being a two-bit whore and all. Because I'm not."
 
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>leaving your adoring fans in the lurch

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Even if she was hot her vapid persona would ruin any kind of interaction you would have with her. Like really what kind of conversation or outing could you have with her that wouldn't leave you wanting to strangle her or yourself? Her personality is a puree of dumb 16 year old brat fantasies, MTV, and total self absorption with intelligence on par with Sarah Palin.
 
Uh, folks, I know that I've said some heavy stuff about GlorT myself (and some other lolcows, hoo boy), but let's remember to keep the really hateful stuff to a minimum. You don't have to cut it out altogether. Keep it just seething under the surface, like in a marriage or something. Gloria isn't the Iconoclast, or TJ, or the Margarine guy from Transylvania or wherever. She's a goofbug who doesn't realize her career(s) never began, let alone fell by the wayside. She's really more to be pitied (and laughed at) than despised.
 
I'm shocked Glo Worm hasn't delved into the world of being a video game hack yet.
Even a hack video game developer needs some baseline skills (coding, graphic design, etc.) that I highly doubt Glo-Glo has. Assuming she's actually in school, I'm sure she's majoring in English comp, or communications, or dramatic theory, or some similarly marketable major...
 
It doesn't have the same allure or fame as (world's youngest) published novelist, A-list actress, singer, or model.

Gloria doesn't get enough credit for maintaining the traditions of eras past. Remember when people wanted to be actresses and models instead of tranny video game developer Fascist demagogues? :c
 
It doesn't have the same allure or fame as (world's youngest) published novelist, A-list actress, singer, or model.
She should play up her lolcow status: The most hated woman on the internet or something like that. She's never gonna be famous for anything good, so she might as well milk the negative fame for all it's worth.
 
She should play up her lolcow status: The most hated woman on the internet or something like that. She's never gonna be famous for anything good, so she might as well milk the negative fame for all it's worth.

She could do something similar to what Nicole Arbour did and make an unfunny video that offends everyone. I don't know.
 
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