💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[Stress Sigh]

Why do people perv on her with their actual facebook accounts?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Hey, she's not a captain. She's a rear admiral.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Why do people perv on her with their actual facebook accounts?

Click around their profiles and see for yourself. They're not exactly society's upper crust.

 

[CatParty]

Click around their profiles and see for yourself. They're not exactly society's upper crust.

be nice to @Thundersteam pls

 

[crayolasword]

Why do people perv on her with their actual facebook accounts?

Not all of them do. Scott Blank is a Shaner sock account.

 

[XH 502]

All aboard the SS Horseface! Hope the captain brought enough fresh water for the voyage because the crew looks thirsty as fuck.

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[Surtur]

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I should not of laughed at this as hard as I did.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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It was inevitable that one of her asspatters would express a desire to literally pat her ass.

 

[captkrisma]

It was inevitable that one of her asspatters would express a desire to literally pat her ass.

Swabbing the poop deck implies that it was dirty to begin with...

 

[Skeletor]

I won't lie, "swabbing the poop deck" made me lol.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Personally I don't think the word "poop" should ever be used in a suggestive sentence.

 

[XH 502]

I should not of laughed at this as hard as I did.

I REALLY want to know who "liked" it.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I feel a need for brain bleach after reading those comments.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Gloria's creepy stalkers are more amusing than Gloria herself.

 

[millais]

Since when do mermaids need boats to cross the ocean?

 

[Kabobs]

Well, at least she's whoring herself better than her books ever could.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Like whats the plan for these people hitting on her? Do they think she'll be like "You're someone who could be my dad posting awkward things on my facebook let's fuck"?

 

[AnOminous]

Like whats the plan for these people hitting on her? Do they think she'll be like "You're someone who could be my dad posting awkward things on my facebook let's fuck"?

I think Kengle thinks she'll end up chained to a wall in his basement at some point.

 

[EI 903]

I think Kengle thinks she'll end up chained to a wall in his basement at some point.

Spoiler

except with more random computer parts and Ken's dad wandering around upstairs.

 

[Plok]

Like whats the plan for these people hitting on her? Do they think she'll be like "You're someone who could be my dad posting awkward things on my facebook let's fuck"?

I think for many people being able to hit on, or even be creepy, around a beautiful woman without any sort of negative consequences is its own reward.