💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Vicious.ink3 said:
https://www.thumbtack.com/Mermaid-Gloria-Palm-Harbor-FL/service/2006797

I direct your attention to the Q&A at the bottom.
"Q. What education and/or training do you have that relates to your work?
A. I do. Mermaiding is actually my side job. Behind that tail, I am a published author and have received Valedictorian from my school. I'm currently in college to expand my knowledge in writing, mass communications and film work."

Look, I know it's petty, and I know she's far from the first person to do it, and I know that for some reason we live in a society that has made a point of rewarding sub-mediocrity in writing, but it still bothers me. Writing is not a get rich and famous quick scheme. Writing is not - with the very rare exception - an innate talent. It is a skill that needs to be practiced and improved upon. Writing a novel is hard fucking work and it takes dedication and time and love. Writing is an exercise in humility and patience because you'll pour your heart and soul and time and sweat into it and you will always find someone who hates it and hates you for writing it. No matter how painstakingly you work, you will always go back and find places you want to change.
I know that no one looks at Gloria Tesch as an author. I know that we are the closest to acclaim she'll ever see. But how a person treats their craft says a lot about them; Maradonia is a representation of a thousand hours at a keyboard when she could have been doing anything else. It is the materialization of those thousand hours and she could not care less about it. She does nothing to improve it, has no respect for her target audience, has no respect for the act of writing, has absolutely no respect for the publishing process and would rather plug her ears and scream "haterzzz" than to take criticism and learn from it.

And I still like Gloria better than this brat:
http://www.amazon.com/First-Glance-...p/1477101322/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8
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Mermaiding.

Where does one go to apply for a mermaiding job? What kind of diplome/references does one need? How much can you make by mermaiding? What career options does it offer, could one climb up the ladder to be CEO Neptune or so??

:lol:
 
I remember now... Norway once had a TRUE and HONEST bare-boobied singing mermaid on a rock, near a tourist ship line. But this would leave Americans uneasy because Disney has brainwashed them into believing that mermaids wear bikinis.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I remember now... Norway once had a TRUE and HONEST bare-boobied singing mermaid on a rock, near a tourist ship line. But this would leave Americans uneasy because Disney has brainwashed them into believing that mermaids wear bikinis.
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Was it Norway? I'd have thought Denmark myself due to Hans Christian Anderson.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I remember now... Norway once had a TRUE and HONEST bare-boobied singing mermaid on a rock, near a tourist ship line. But this would leave Americans uneasy because Disney has brainwashed them into believing that mermaids wear bikinis.
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So...lets just say we have an American that wants to see this bare-chested mermaid...HYPOTHETICALY...where would this American find said mermaid and what are her uhm...proportions? Enough to see from the ship?
 
captkrisma said:
So...lets just say we have an American that wants to see this bare-chested mermaid...HYPOTHETICALY...where would this American find said mermaid and what are her uhm...proportions? Enough to see from the ship?
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LOL, no idea. I read about this years ago in a newspaper.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
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I am not a professional photographer and I know somewhere between jack and shit about photography but, IMO, those are not good photographs.

The shadows in the larger photograph make Glo-Glo's nose look large and misshapen. And those photos with the wind blowing Glo-Glo's hair around? I guess they're supposed to be all artsy and dramatic and outside-y, but they just look messy and haphazard.

Since professional photographers normally take a bunch of photos and then only use the best of the best, can anyone imagine what the others must have looked like?
 
Muscle Bra said:
I am not a professional photographer and I know somewhere between jack and shit about photography but, IMO, those are not good photographs.

The shadows in the larger photograph make Glo-Glo's nose look large and misshapen. And those photos with the wind blowing Glo-Glo's hair around? I guess they're supposed to be all artsy and dramatic and outside-y, but they just look messy and haphazard.

Since professional photographers normally take a bunch of photos and then only use the best of the best, can anyone imagine what the others must have looked like?
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Yeah, those ain't great. In the big one on the left she looks about 35.
 
She's most likely trading for shoots on model mayhem, where she has an account. I had one and you get a lot of noob photogs contacting you, either for practice or because it's the only way they can get close to a woman. And in return you get more photos to add to your modeling portfolio. So that's why there are so many different issues with quality
 
TrippinKahlua said:
What in the fuck does "in chanting" mean?
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That it is time, join us:

Mother earth.., mother earth.., we bless you….we adore you…we give you thanks….you are our mother….you nurture us and you provide for us…. Mother earth.., mother earth.., we bless you…, we adore you…, and we give you thanks…

 
All aboard the SS Horseface! Hope the captain brought enough fresh water for the voyage because the crew looks thirsty as fuck.

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