💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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I think Gloria should stay the hell away from swimming pools. That is how badly written fantasy epics begin!
 
"love how the other girl is obviously trying to do a friendly hugging girl pose but gloria can't help but basically shove herself in front of her and ripoff Sports Illustrated instead. Whoever pointed out she doesn't really have female friends is right."

Edit: sorry melty, my cheap ass tablet decided to destroy the quote then go ahead and decide copy-paste means delete everything. Fucking cheap ass chinese input... anyways...

Eh, I feel this. Glo-low is good looking but every picture I see of her with other women even close to being her size she seems to put on this 'model' act. Buddy here wants to engage with her, she just wants to look 'better'.
To juxtapose, look at the pictures of her from the anime 'convention' with the much larger girl, or the ones with kids. Her smile and pose are much more reserved, shy, even 'hunched'. I wonder if that's the parenting she got kicking in? Act the role, act the part.

Actually... has anyone ever seen a candid shot of her? I haven't been paying much attention since the whole movie thing came out but it seems like every picture is posed. Do any of her fb friends have shots of her unaware? Would daddy sue?
 
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meltychocolate said:
I love how the other girl is obviously trying to do a friendly hugging girl pose but gloria can't help but basically shove herself in front of her and ripoff Sports Illustrated instead. Whoever pointed out she doesn't really have female friends is right.
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It was me, and to clarify: Gloria doesn't have any friends. She has guys who think she's nice to look at (and they're not totally off there), but that's not friendship. Honestly, I don't think she's capable of having friendships considering how narcissistic and spoiled she is.

Again, the real evidence lies in her social media presence. Her followers do not consist of her "peers". Instead she has Kengle, Waterman, and Kengle. No one - not even the guys who invite her places because they find her attractive - show any support for her various endeavors. People put up with her because of her looks and her money, and when one or both of those eventually run dry Gloria is going to lose all semblance of this shallow social life.
 
Big Nasty said:
I'd take Kanadajin and Braceface over Glo-Glo



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I wonder why her dad keeps throwing his money at his daughter's "projects". Does he actually think it's a great investment, that is, has he convinced himself that Gloria will become a famous rapper, writer, movie director, etc. making billions? Considering the money and resources he has thrown at that movie (and yes, even a crappy movie with lots of stock footage is expensive to make), he must be sure that it will be a blockbuster - how deluded can one be?
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I wonder why her dad keeps throwing his money at his daughter's "projects". Does he actually think it's a great investment, that is, has he convinced himself that Gloria will become a famous rapper, writer, movie director, etc. making billions? Considering the money and resources he has thrown at that movie (and yes, even a crappy movie with lots of stock footage is expensive to make), he must be sure that it will be a blockbuster - how deluded can one be?
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I think that in the end, daddy is the real lolcow in this.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I wonder why her dad keeps throwing his money at his daughter's "projects". Does he actually think it's a great investment, that is, has he convinced himself that Gloria will become a famous rapper, writer, movie director, etc. making billions? Considering the money and resources he has thrown at that movie (and yes, even a crappy movie with lots of stock footage is expensive to make), he must be sure that it will be a blockbuster - how deluded can one be?
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He's just like those mothers who sign their daughters up for beauty pageants or the dad who insists that his son be a star on the football team. He's living vicariously through Gloria by funding these "projects". It's why he's started to claim co-authorship and directed the movie. Gloria's success is also his success. She's the marketable wunderkind, but he seems to see himself as the brains behind the entire operation. He's not wrong insofar as he's Gloria's sole financial backer, but their relationship is all kinds of creepy and fucked up.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I wonder why her dad keeps throwing his money at his daughter's "projects". Does he actually think it's a great investment, that is, has he convinced himself that Gloria will become a famous rapper, writer, movie director, etc. making billions? Considering the money and resources he has thrown at that movie (and yes, even a crappy movie with lots of stock footage is expensive to make), he must be sure that it will be a blockbuster - how deluded can one be?
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Maybe Papa Tesch lavishes money on Gloria as a substitute for parental love. He's probably too busy chasing younger women and she's too busy with her many "artistic" endeavors for the two of them to have a meaningful father-daughter relationship.
 
sikotik said:
I think that in the end, daddy is the real lolcow in this.
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I agree. Gloria is simply a product of her environment. Also, it seems kind of sad she doesn't have any real friends. One day she's going to realize that everyone around her is just sponging off her and nobody actually likes her. At that point, she'll probably turn to drugs if she hasn't already.

It's been speculated on, but I don't think Gloria will end up doing hardcore porn unless she develops the aforementioned drug addiction. She might do nudes, as having boys drooling over her undrapped form would no doubt feed her ego, which would seem to need feeding on a regular basis.

I wonder how she is around people she supposedly loves. Is she full of herself around her family?
 
Before Dr. Gerry Tesch called himself Producer at Maradonia Pictures, he was head of something called Liberty's Voice Ministry, Inc. Google doesn't seem to reveal anything other than the nuts and bolts of its founding and dissolvement, other than hints that it was a producer in Jesus fan club material. His wife, as a good fundie woman, had to settle for being his number-two.

(Liberty's Voice, Liberty Media. Think he might be Florida GOP?)

(Also, I'm not the first to remark on how suspiciously Russian the Good Doctor's wife is, no? Not saying she's a beard, just...just saying.)
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Yeah, same here although if I ever found a copy in a used book store or at a yard sale I'd pick it up.

So far the cheapest I've seen is $2.99 for the Kindle version and still feel it's $2.98 too expensive.

Besides, I need to bone up on the material before seeing the movie in order to understand all the nuance that little Glo Glo put into her characters.
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Maybe your library has it, or could order it? Then again, I don't think I'd want to be seen checking it out.
 
Mrs Paul said:
Maybe your library has it, or could order it? Then again, I don't think I'd want to be seen checking it out.
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Libraries usually aren't too keen on obtaining books from obscure vanity publishers. Robert Stanek got his books on all libraries within driving distance from his home, no doubt after a lot of persuasion about him being a local boy and all. Field agents of Conjugal Felicity said the books looked like no one had read them.
 
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