💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Oh my. And I had thought that at least that stiff, failtastic dragon had been animated by Team Tesch themselves using some PC animation software.
The funniest part is how quickly I found it.
Every time the first search term I tried on shutterstock worked, especially hilarious is that I saw the door with the spiderwebs in the trailer and searched for "Spooky door" and it came up immediately.
Wasn't able to find the part with the mermaid's tail and the ravens flying in the fog though but those are probably stock too.
 
I wonder about the orchestral music... At least the "Maradoooniiiaa Maradooooniiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" vocal part must have been produced by Team Tesch.
 
The funniest part is how quickly I found it.
Every time the first search term I tried on shutterstock worked, especially hilarious is that I saw the door with the spiderwebs in the trailer and searched for "Spooky door" and it came up immediately.
Wasn't able to find the part with the mermaid's tail and the ravens flying in the fog though but those are probably stock too.
Nice find anyway!! Doesn't Gloria Tesch have a mermaid tail? That might be 100% original content, do not steal.
 
Well, she's a moderately good looking lolcow, that basically makes her a mythical creature.
From the standpoint of physical aesthetics... well, it could be argued that da Rodge and that Sol Invictus dude aren't unpleasant looking:

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It must be added though that Elliot, somewhat like Gloria, had a bi-state face: He could only switch between duckface and scowl (Gloria switches between grinning and that "I'm sexy, right??"-stare).

Me myself, I prefer Pixitery over any of these (or would prefer if she made some key improvements about herself), as I'm a thin-shaming chubby chaser...
 
From the standpoint of physical aesthetics... well, it could be argued that da Rodge and that Sol Invictus dude aren't unpleasant looking:

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el4.jpg

It must be added though that Elliot, somewhat like Gloria, had a bi-state face: He could only switch between duckface and scowl (Gloria switches between grinning and that "I'm sexy, right??"-stare).

Me myself, I prefer Pixitery over any of these (or would prefer if she made some key improvements about herself), as I'm a thin-shaming chubby chaser...
The thing for me is how many 20-something thin girls from wealthy families aren't considered at the very least somewhat attractive?
There's nothing special about her appearance either way, she's fairly attractive but so are a lot of other young people.
Don't know about the Pixytery thing though, too weird of a face.
 
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