💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Butterface, man. Butterface. Nor do those tiny braids (in the video) do her already long, horsy face any favors.

I watched the "Dear World" thing. I wonder if the words covering the screen are meant to distract viewers from her constant nervous tic of doing those flighty little hand gestures. If so, it really didn't work.

I heard less of her parents' accent in the "Goldilocks" thing (psst, "never mind" is two words, and it's "corrupt" with an O), and more of a stereotypical rapper vocal tic -- putting a glottal stop where other accents would pronounce the T in the middle of words like "hatin'." That's annoying too.

I don't see this rap career heading for any kind of glorious, white-tongued grind against Robin Thicke in the middle of a bunch of Pedobears. Ah well.
 
Gloria Tesch said:
I'm not mean
Yes you are.
Bitchy McRichshorts said:
I just don't tolerate disrespect on set.
How much you wanna bet somebody with more "film" credit than her (even just shooting commercials) tried to explain to her how to actually act and/or direct?
I'm sorry QUEEN Bitchy McRishshorts said:
Thank you, you can leave my film set now.
They won't miss you.

Also that...thing she's wearing is godawful. That is neither trendy or sexy. Just a whole lot of stupid.
 
Judge Holden said:
From her twitter yesterday without any context whatsoever

I'm not mean, I just don't tolerate disrespect on set. Thank you, you can leave my film set now.

So shes now firing people for "disrespect" and boasting about it online.

EDIT: Also from her twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd1J1g_IUAA4IX0.jpg

where the fuck are the SJW when you need them to drive a brainless teenager to suicide

Sooner or later, their Cultural Appropriation senses are going to start tingling. Then it's only a matter of time.
 
littlebiscuits said:
not the bees said:
Holy fuck, the hypocrisy in "Dear World" is goddamn astounding, especially considering how far into the Florida clubbing scene she's in. But I guess it's okay for her to party, drop molly, show off her half-naked body, and who knows whatever else she does, just not anyone else.

I've got a verse for her: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else notice how painfully monotone her voice is?

You know, I do think her speaking voice is kind of interesting. I heard that she sort of picked up her parent's accents and that is why she speaks the way she does. It makes for awful rapping though.

You mean the "souless-sociopath" accent?

There is a girl at my college that is like Gloria to a slightly lesser extent (isn't writing a book and can actually sing). She's a preacher's daughter who puts on a "holier-than-thou" religious facade but is known to be a major hypocrite, party girl, and sex addict when she thinks no one is watching. She, like Gloria also is an egotistical snob. Needless to say she has few real friends and a lot of enemies, who she just shrugs off as "haters".
 
Saney said:
Sooner or later, their Cultural Appropriation senses are going to start tingling. Then it's only a matter of time.
If that were to happen, we'd better bring popcorn and watch the show. Honestly though I wonder how Gloria will react towards SJW's.
 
Judge Holden said:
From her twitter yesterday without any context whatsoever

I'm not mean, I just don't tolerate disrespect on set. Thank you, you can leave my film set now.

So shes now firing people for "disrespect" and boasting about it online.
MysticMisty said:
Gloria Tesch said:
I'm not mean
Yes you are.
Bitchy McRichshorts said:
I just don't tolerate disrespect on set.
How much you wanna bet somebody with more "film" credit than her (even just shooting commercials) tried to explain to her how to actually act and/or direct?
I'm sorry QUEEN Bitchy McRishshorts said:
Thank you, you can leave my film set now.
They won't miss you.

Also that...thing she's wearing is godawful. That is neither trendy or sexy. Just a whole lot of stupid.

I'm willing to bet it. If that's really the case, it's gonna wind up with her playing as everyone and writing/directing/etc everything. And it will suck more than a black hole.

What a snotty little brat.
 
I hope the recent firings don't derail her cinematic masterpiece. Also, just saw that there's a 13 minute trailer for that shit on some zilch actor guy's youtube page (Darin Ferraro). And oh does it hurt.
 
BatNapalm said:
I hope the recent firings don't derail her cinematic masterpiece. Also, just saw that there's a 13 minute trailer for that shit on some zilch actor guy's youtube page (Darin Ferraro). And oh does it hurt.
I still lol over the fact that she has a 13 MINUTE TRAILER.

THIRTEEN FUKKEN MINUTES.

And it's the most boring shit ever.



....She might as well have made that the movie.
 
And if some loyal fanmember (read: nobody) ponies up the remaining $20,000 she needs for "costumes and animation", it might as well be.
 
BatNapalm said:
And if some loyal fanmember (read: nobody) ponies up the remaining $20,000 she needs for "costumes and animation", it might as well be.
I want it to come out, but only in the same way you want to throw up when you've been leaning over a toilet for fifteen minutes feeling like you're about to throw up.
 
caffeinated_wench said:
BatNapalm said:
I hope the recent firings don't derail her cinematic masterpiece. Also, just saw that there's a 13 minute trailer for that shit on some zilch actor guy's youtube page (Darin Ferraro). And oh does it hurt.
I still lol over the fact that she has a 13 MINUTE TRAILER.

THIRTEEN FUKKEN MINUTES.

And it's the most boring shit ever.



....She might as well have made that the movie.
Hey guys, would it be this one?
[youtube]7dC7KqZ3Zm4[/youtube]
I'm watching it and I can't help but feel I might cringe and/or laugh.
 
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Gloria sure has a weird relationship with her mom...
 
Wait, whoa whoa whoa, did she just say that 9/11 was the harbinger of the maradonia prophecy? She totally did.

[youtube]7dC7KqZ3Zm4[/youtube]

right at 4:15 and onward...

Girl, no. Just no.
 
caffeinated_wench said:
littlebiscuits said:
Wait, whoa whoa whoa, did she just say that 9/11 was the harbinger of the maradonia prophecy? She totally did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dC7KqZ3Zm4

right at 4:15 and onward...

Girl, no. Just no.
....What.



What.



nononononononononononononononono






Safe to say "whaddabitch" or safer to say "whaddamoron?
To hear what the narrator said:
When the silver birds attacked the twin brothers.
Was that seriously a 9/11 reference? I don't know if that made me cringe more than the brony 9/11 picture. Also, at least the book trailer had better acting.
[youtube]X4OYYjXWCoI[/youtube]
The movie trailer on the other hand I just can't say other than why one of the two guys has what looks like a katana. Did a Japanese samurai, a katana swinging weeaboo, or flea market katana holding brony stumble into Maradonia some how and became the victim to one of the two guys?
 
watched the 13m trailer.

gloria seemed slow-motion during her monolog about how they needed money, and was a bit unnerving.

the villain at the end is so stupid i kinda like him. *yawn*
 
littlebiscuits said:
Wait, whoa whoa whoa, did she just say that 9/11 was the harbinger of the maradonia prophecy? She totally did.

That wasn't even in the original book. She "fixed" a few things and then added the 9/11 bit for the ebook.
 
I really wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt about the 9/11 thing...
 
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