💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

[cahoots]

Her ED article includes a YouTube video of her starting a fist fight with another girl. Perhaps the other girl was openly saying that Maradonia is godawful and Gloria is a shitty writer?

Is that even really her?

 

[not the bees]

Her ED article includes a YouTube video of her starting a fist fight with another girl. Perhaps the other girl was openly saying that Maradonia is godawful and Gloria is a shitty writer?

Is that even really her?

Yes. She is the one in white. She uploaded it herself.

And the video for reference/anyone who's curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uusCDpy7HwU

 

[HexBawxUno]

I love how she tries acting like they're bestsellers when:

• 1. LOL THEY'RE NOT.
  2. You can see that they're missing the sticker the other bestsellers have.
  3. You can see there is a book behind Maradonia that is obviously NOT a Maradonia book.

Spoiler

http://i47.tinypic.com/fk5pxz.jpg

Have I mentioned I don't like her? Because I don't. What a spoiled rotten little brat.

I just noticed the book saying "bitch" down and to the right of her in that photo...

 

[Henry Bemis]

Her ED article includes a YouTube video of her starting a fist fight with another girl. Perhaps the other girl was openly saying that Maradonia is godawful and Gloria is a shitty writer?

Is that even really her?

Yes. She is the one in white. She uploaded it herself.

And the video for reference/anyone who's curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uusCDpy7HwU

Why do I have the feeling the fight happened just because Cat Fights Are HotTM?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Only cat fight I ever saw started with one girl smashing a pint glass on another girl's head.

It was less sexy than absolutely horrible.

 

[random_pickle]

Honestly, I actually feel a bit sorry for her, shocking I know. She reminds me of Chris in that since childhood she has been misguided by her parents, in this case being fooled into thinking her writing is fantastic. Her parents have built this fantasy world around her, whether to gain a false reputation of good author or just to please Gloria I don't know. One thing I do know is that, just like with all her kind, she is going to crash and burn so badly.

 

[littlebiscuits]

[youtube]sVv6RpW0_LM[/youtube]

wow she's really serious about being a rapper.

 

[Judge Holden]

http://snag.gy/Az48T.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVv6RpW0_LM

wow she's really serious about being a rapper.

After checking out her other recent videos I "somehow" missed I can now confirm she is definitely a little fundie shitstain hellbent on preaching to the "masses" not to do the exact same fucking things she does on a daily basis.

 

[littlebiscuits]

http://snag.gy/Az48T.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVv6RpW0_LM

wow she's really serious about being a rapper.

After checking out her other recent videos I "somehow" missed I can now confirm she is definitely a little fundie shitstain hellbent on preaching to the "masses" not to do the exact same fucking things she does on a daily basis.

You have no idea though. She's a major party girl, goes clubbing, goes to raves, drinks while she's under age. But you know, it's fine because it's her. :arrow:

 

[littlebiscuits]

[youtube]-lAuUkpZOl4[/youtube]

Fucking..How is she okay with being such a hypocrite?

 

[Judge Holden]

I know but literally ALL of her other videos have been her doing her striptease acts, "rapping" about drugs, and smugly gloating about how her work is the greatest achievement in human culture and how "famous" she is....and she then decides she has the right to preach about how evil each of these activities are (when others do them of course) and how the separation of church and state needs to be removed.....GOD THIS BITCH NEEDS TO DIE!!!

 

[littlebiscuits]

I know but literally ALL of her other videos have been her doing her striptease acts, "rapping" about drugs, and smugly gloating about how her work is the greatest achievement in human culture and how "famous" she is....and she then decides she has the right to preach about how evil each of these activities are (when others do them of course) and how the separation of church and state needs to be removed.....GOD THIS BITCH NEEDS TO DIE!!!

shhh, shhh, it'll be alright. It'll all be okay. Look he's a picture of her looking like a looking like a huge loser dressed up as Maya!

 

[Lion-with-the-mouse]

This girl needs a serious reality check. As mentioned before, it really doesn't help that her parents have misguided her into believing that her books can be a source of sustainable income for her. But now she wants to become a rapper as well? Also, she's a massive hypocrite with an over-inflated ego, meaning this can only end badly... However, there's more than one way that it can end badly by the looks of things based on how many pathways she's taking herself down.

 

[MysticMisty]

http://snag.gy/Az48T.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVv6RpW0_LM

wow she's really serious about being a rapper.

After checking out her other recent videos I "somehow" missed I can now confirm she is definitely a little fundie shitstain hellbent on preaching to the "masses" not to do the exact same fucking things she does on a daily basis.

You have no idea though. She's a major party girl, goes clubbing, goes to raves, drinks while she's under age. But you know, it's fine because it's her. :arrow:

This is what I mentioned before. I'm not slut shaming, I'm calling her out on her hypocrisy. Because that's what it is, pure and simple. People like her are incredibly pathetic when they "preach". It's clear she has no idea what the fuck she's talking about as evident in her writing when she copies from the Bible. Or has the Club of Evil hold hands and talk/sing about teamwork and saving the environment and unicorns are cool too.

 

[bradsternum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAuUkpZOl4

"The life around us we want to see."

Seems to me you're an expert.

 

[not the bees]

Holy fuck, the hypocrisy in "Dear World" is goddamn astounding, especially considering how far into the Florida clubbing scene she's in. But I guess it's okay for her to party, drop molly, show off her half-naked body, and who knows whatever else she does, just not anyone else.

I've got a verse for her: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else notice how painfully monotone her voice is?

 

[littlebiscuits]

Holy fuck, the hypocrisy in "Dear World" is goddamn astounding, especially considering how far into the Florida clubbing scene she's in. But I guess it's okay for her to party, drop molly, show off her half-naked body, and who knows whatever else she does, just not anyone else.

I've got a verse for her: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Also, is it just me, or does anyone else notice how painfully monotone her voice is?

You know, I do think her speaking voice is kind of interesting. I heard that she sort of picked up her parent's accents and that is why she speaks the way she does. It makes for awful rapping though.

 

[Carlson]

I've totally missed Tesch getting into the club scene. It doesn't really surprise me, but I keep forgetting that she's not a kid in 2014.

 

[BatNapalm]

I think the only thing Gloria is good at is finding new things to be horrible at (writing, acting, rapping).

 

[Judge Holden]

From her twitter yesterday without any context whatsoever

I'm not mean, I just don't tolerate disrespect on set. Thank you, you can leave my film set now.

So shes now firing people for "disrespect" and boasting about it online.

EDIT: Also from her twitter

where the fuck are the SJW when you need them to drive a brainless teenager to suicide