💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Chu Guevara said:
Butta Face Lopez said:
She's a spoiled, entitled, rich white chick from Florida when all the stupid kids are into this whole stupid EDM scene. I'm willing to bet she knows what Molly means.

Florida still does Ecstasy? I thought it was all meth or coke down there?
Last I heard Florida has the cheapest prescription pills available. Though most of those pills likely go to Appalachian states with a 1000% markup.
 
Wait what? Who calls MDMA Molly?

Granted I'm not part of the "Florida scene" but its always been "Mandy" here.

From my experience the rich white people tend to go for ketamine. I know that makes no sense as its a cheap, dirty, stupid drug, but its what all the rich college kids take here.

Majorly off topic, but has the use of meth gone up recently for you guys because of "Breaking Bad"?
 
Melchett said:
Wait what? Who calls MDMA Molly?

Granted I'm not part of the "Florida scene" but its always been "Mandy" here.

From my experience the rich white people tend to go for ketamine. I know that makes no sense as its a cheap, dirty, stupid drug, but its what all the rich college kids take here.

Majorly off topic, but has the use of meth gone up recently for you guys because of "Breaking Bad"?

No it was going up way before breaking bad. All the meth labs are on the continent though, we just grow weed in wardrobes as far as I know.

It's Molly here. E's are still in heavy use due to it being a major part of the culture in my area too.
 
Ah fair play.

Everyone's just caught onto the Breaking Bad thing here. Three separate people have said to me "lets go cook meth!" totally seriously. Fuck off am I cooking meth ¬¬ don't take life advice from a TV show you've not even watched fully.

E's refer to pills here, Mandy to the powders. Well, we don't get pills from anyone except Keith, and Keith's Pills are called "Keith's Pills". But if there were pills, they'd be E.

Molly has just been reborn here, for two reasons:
1) I've been convincing everyone I meet to try it, then they do the same.
2) there was a show on over here called "the ecstasy trials". I didn't watch it, I was busy off my face, but everyone came up to me asking about it after that.
 
Melchett said:
Ah fair play.

Everyone's just caught onto the Breaking Bad thing here. Three separate people have said to me "lets go cook meth!" totally seriously. Fuck off am I cooking meth ¬¬ don't take life advice from a TV show you've not even watched fully.

E's refer to pills here, Mandy to the powders. Well, we don't get pills from anyone except Keith, and Keith's Pills are called "Keith's Pills". But if there were pills, they'd be E.

Molly has just been reborn here, for two reasons:
1) I've been convincing everyone I meet to try it, then they do the same.
2) there was a show on over here called "the ecstasy trials". I didn't watch it, I was busy off my face, but everyone came up to me asking about it after that.

Yeah Breaking Bad hit here pretty hard too, a lot of people are into it, but not as heavily as Game Of Thrones it seems.

Molly never left due to the rave culture that started in the late 80's in my city and boomed in the 90's. All the cool kids (that go in for drugs) go for E's. All the pathetic poser snots have that M-cat shit.
 
Melchett said:
Wait what? Who calls MDMA Molly?

Granted I'm not part of the "Florida scene" but its always been "Mandy" here.

From my experience the rich white people tend to go for ketamine. I know that makes no sense as its a cheap, dirty, stupid drug, but its what all the rich college kids take here.

Majorly off topic, but has the use of meth gone up recently for you guys because of "Breaking Bad"?

It's called Molly here, too. Never heard of it being called "Mandy."
 
bradsternum said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvcAK1iPoU&feature=player_embedded
G-Tesch, bustin' mad rhymes.
1- Sweet fucking Jesus this is wretched.
2- She can't even get an original beat. It's more or less a remixed version of A$AP Rocky.
3- I don't know has less flow, her our her corny ass entourage.
4- Please don't tell me this is what the current club scene is. Because dear fucking god does everyone look like a cunt

Also I've only heard it called "Molly" as well.

EDIT-
5- She really doesn't have the ass to twerk. Just throwing that out there.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Fair enough. Given my time at clubs is limited but I don't remember everyone looking so douchey.

Depends on where you go...given that Gloria is in Miami, the douchebag meter goes through the roof in some places. I've also never seen dudes glowstick/LED Glove it up (a telltale sign of E use) in any clubs within 4 countries...so that says something.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Fair enough. Given my time at clubs is limited but I don't remember everyone looking so douchey.

Dr. Troy (loved you in Nip/Tuck, btw):

As a professional drug user, I can tell you two things.
1: Molly's Chambers (or Mandy's) are the same as bathtub Ecstasy. You don't want no part of it. Ever.

2: Both of them would be more easily ignored if they took it.

3: Any enactogen, including Ecstasy and Ketamine, will get short circuited by prescription SSRIs like Lexapro and Zoloft, along with the generic Paxil Chrissy is taking now.

4: Chrissy would be able to create better material if he just smoked a J. Worked for me as a professional drug user and Doctor Who spinoff fan fic writer.

5: Everyone in a club looks like a douche.
 
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder what she and Chris would talk about if a meeting between the two was arrainged.

They would talk about the damn dirty trolls/haters. I have the feeling though that Gloria would look down at Chris though, once she sees his shitty art, not to mention once she gets a whiff of his BO.
 
CalmMyTits said:
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder what she and Chris would talk about if a meeting between the two was arrainged.

They would talk about the damn dirty trolls/haters. I have the feeling though that Gloria would look down at Chris though, once she sees his shitty art, not to mention once she gets a whiff of his BO.

Exactly. Chris may be a peer of Gloria, but Gloria would never hold herself as a peer of Chris.
 
Henry Bemis said:
CalmMyTits said:
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder what she and Chris would talk about if a meeting between the two was arrainged.

They would talk about the damn dirty trolls/haters. I have the feeling though that Gloria would look down at Chris though, once she sees his shitty art, not to mention once she gets a whiff of his BO.

Exactly. Chris may be a peer of Gloria, but Gloria would never hold herself as a peer of Chris.


I think that a Gloria and Chris co-authored Sonichu #12 or Sonichu reboot "graphic novel" would be the grandest thing ever.
 
Judge Holden said:
By the way, who else here has had the "privilage" of reading any of the books? If you havent I honestly suggest you find somewhere online to torrent them, because these books are literally, and in every sense of the word, Worse than My Immortal, 50 shades of Grey, Twilight, and every single sonichu issue.

It is genuinely fascinating to read them, because the author manages to fuck EVERYTHING up beyond repair. Grammar, spelling, punctuation, sentence structure, page structure, formatting, characters, story, themes, setting, tone, dialogue.... literally fucking everything.

Heres a choice example from ED

It was a difficult situation but the men in the camp stood closely together as one strong force and were ready to fight for their freedom and for their commanders Joey, Maya and Captain Goran.
'It is wonderful to see when the people in this camp believe in their leaders and commanders but it is more wonderful when the leaders believe in their people,' said Joey and continued, 'maybe the time will come or has already come that we as leaders of this camp will pay a price to carry out our calling!'

'Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo…' interrupted Gertrude, 'most people think that we are the bad ones but basically we bring peace to the world. My two friends and I have agreed to make you an offer which you cannot reject.'

“And what is this diabolical offer?' asked Maya standing between Joey and General Goran.

'This is not a diabolic offer. It is an honest offer because we are ready, willing, able and we have also agreed that we will let your men go free. They are all free to go home and they can take all their belongings and possessions with them and go back to their families.'

'You will let them go home?' Goran asked.

'Yes, they can go home… all of them. They do not have to fight our army of over ten thousand men which has your camp surrounded.' The army of ten thousand also cheered when they heard that they had not to fight.

'Under one condition, of course, will we let them go free… The condition is that Maya and Joey give their lives freely as human sacrifices in honor of our lord Abbadon the son of the great Apollyon.'
Honestly, I never thought I would ever find a worse writer than that Twilight Bitch.
 
xlk said:
Judge Holden said:
By the way, who else here has had the "privilage" of reading any of the books? If you havent I honestly suggest you find somewhere online to torrent them, because these books are literally, and in every sense of the word, Worse than My Immortal, 50 shades of Grey, Twilight, and every single sonichu issue.

It is genuinely fascinating to read them, because the author manages to fuck EVERYTHING up beyond repair. Grammar, spelling, punctuation, sentence structure, page structure, formatting, characters, story, themes, setting, tone, dialogue.... literally fucking everything.

Heres a choice example from ED

It was a difficult situation but the men in the camp stood closely together as one strong force and were ready to fight for their freedom and for their commanders Joey, Maya and Captain Goran.
'It is wonderful to see when the people in this camp believe in their leaders and commanders but it is more wonderful when the leaders believe in their people,' said Joey and continued, 'maybe the time will come or has already come that we as leaders of this camp will pay a price to carry out our calling!'

'Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo…' interrupted Gertrude, 'most people think that we are the bad ones but basically we bring peace to the world. My two friends and I have agreed to make you an offer which you cannot reject.'

“And what is this diabolical offer?' asked Maya standing between Joey and General Goran.

'This is not a diabolic offer. It is an honest offer because we are ready, willing, able and we have also agreed that we will let your men go free. They are all free to go home and they can take all their belongings and possessions with them and go back to their families.'

'You will let them go home?' Goran asked.

'Yes, they can go home… all of them. They do not have to fight our army of over ten thousand men which has your camp surrounded.' The army of ten thousand also cheered when they heard that they had not to fight.

'Under one condition, of course, will we let them go free… The condition is that Maya and Joey give their lives freely as human sacrifices in honor of our lord Abbadon the son of the great Apollyon.'
Honestly, I never thought I would ever find a worse writer than that Twilight Bitch.
I dunno, I still think SMeyer is worse. At least Tesch is (unintentionally) funny.
 
xlk said:
Judge Holden said:
By the way, who else here has had the "privilage" of reading any of the books? If you havent I honestly suggest you find somewhere online to torrent them, because these books are literally, and in every sense of the word, Worse than My Immortal, 50 shades of Grey, Twilight, and every single sonichu issue.

It is genuinely fascinating to read them, because the author manages to fuck EVERYTHING up beyond repair. Grammar, spelling, punctuation, sentence structure, page structure, formatting, characters, story, themes, setting, tone, dialogue.... literally fucking everything.

Heres a choice example from ED

It was a difficult situation but the men in the camp stood closely together as one strong force and were ready to fight for their freedom and for their commanders Joey, Maya and Captain Goran.
'It is wonderful to see when the people in this camp believe in their leaders and commanders but it is more wonderful when the leaders believe in their people,' said Joey and continued, 'maybe the time will come or has already come that we as leaders of this camp will pay a price to carry out our calling!'

'Bravo, Bravo, Bravissimo…' interrupted Gertrude, 'most people think that we are the bad ones but basically we bring peace to the world. My two friends and I have agreed to make you an offer which you cannot reject.'

“And what is this diabolical offer?' asked Maya standing between Joey and General Goran.

'This is not a diabolic offer. It is an honest offer because we are ready, willing, able and we have also agreed that we will let your men go free. They are all free to go home and they can take all their belongings and possessions with them and go back to their families.'

'You will let them go home?' Goran asked.

'Yes, they can go home… all of them. They do not have to fight our army of over ten thousand men which has your camp surrounded.' The army of ten thousand also cheered when they heard that they had not to fight.

'Under one condition, of course, will we let them go free… The condition is that Maya and Joey give their lives freely as human sacrifices in honor of our lord Abbadon the son of the great Apollyon.'
Honestly, I never thought I would ever find a worse writer than that Twilight Bitch.

I'm feeling the Full Life Consequences there.
 
Tesch apparently does all the formatting tricks in her hard-copy books to make them look longer -- big font, lots of leading, you name it -- but at least she doesn't have entire months of story time represented by blank pages. I realize we're meant to understand that Bella's brain is a complete blank without Edward, but in a published author who is selling zillions of these stupid doorstops, that just makes me rage.

I can empathize with Tesch. Or I could if she were maybe ten, and had just discovered fantasy. I get it, talking bedazzled snake is bad, talking grasshopper (who becomes Joey's BFF, then vanishes from the narrative) is good; everyone likes unicorns, and griffins, and dwarves, and mermaids, so let's have them all. And fairies! Only fairies are evil because... something. And one of the unicorns is called Mighty Bronco. And of course the unicorns talk, and gossip about their crushes on each other. Also, it's notable every time a person walks onstage and is black. And one of the fairies isn't the most beautiful person on the island; she's merely the most beautiful black person on the island (not difficult, because there aren't many at all). And Tesch... just isn't ten anymore.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Tesch apparently does all the formatting tricks in her hard-copy books to make them look longer -- big font, lots of leading, you name it -- but at least she doesn't have entire months of story time represented by blank pages. I realize we're meant to understand that Bella's brain is a complete blank without Edward, but in a published author who is selling zillions of these stupid doorstops, that just makes me rage.

I can empathize with Tesch. Or I could if she were maybe ten, and had just discovered fantasy. I get it, talking bedazzled snake is bad, talking grasshopper (who becomes Joey's BFF, then vanishes from the narrative) is good; everyone likes unicorns, and griffins, and dwarves, and mermaids, so let's have them all. And fairies! Only fairies are evil because... something. And one of the unicorns is called Mighty Bronco. And of course the unicorns talk, and gossip about their crushes on each other. Also, it's notable every time a person walks onstage and is black. And one of the fairies isn't the most beautiful person on the island; she's merely the most beautiful black person on the island (not difficult, because there aren't many at all). And Tesch... just isn't ten anymore.
How long would it take to read all this?
 
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