💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot
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Super-sophisticated graphics on her FB:
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This is everything I ever hoped for. Let me just bask in the glory of this music video.
It's a car, not a fucking roller coaster.
I literally can't even.
Holy shit, the car just had an orgasm.
Wha- MAMA TESCH?
... of course you'd be here.
This scene is giving me serious bukakke vibes.
That's not sexy, it's fucking disgusting.
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She's really really trying way to hard. I don't think she actually wants to be doing this. I get the impression this is all Mama Tesch's doing, just like I think Maradonia is Papa Tesch's idea. Gloria is just a conduit for their latest con.
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Unfortunately, you lot from Manhood101 don't even know how to handle your own dicks, let alone a woman as messed up as Gloglo. Go back to your cage.Someone just needs to know how to handle her right
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This was some how both worse and better than I expected. Better because I laughed until I cried, worse because ... well, look at that.
The video is as fake as her rack.
Or that police officer in a polo with a badge from a 5 year old's cops & robbers dress up kit.
The video is as fake as her rack.
Or that police officer in a polo with a badge from a 5 year old's cops & robbers dress up kit.
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Car-washing scenes generally look better when you're not trying to do it with a limp hose and no water pressure..
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Whoever's behind that youtube account is currently responding in the comments
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WTF is up with this ongoing fairy tale theme that Glo-Glo is trying to use? I can kind of understand the "Goldilocks" thing since, y'know, she has long blonde hair and calling herself "Goldilocks" is at least slightly more dignified than rapping as "Big Boobs McGee". But her hired friends are listed in the credits as "Little Red" and "Gretel".
Seriously, Glo-Glo?
ETA: I don't know how to use kiwi farms to host images so I can't take a screenshot but check out some of the comments under the video:
Seriously, Glo-Glo?
ETA: I don't know how to use kiwi farms to host images so I can't take a screenshot but check out some of the comments under the video:
TomSeaz said:
Coming from the selfie queen ... irony, thy name is Glo-Glo...Glo-Glo said:
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Yep, it is telling that the whole video was shot on the cheap in Florida yet she chooses to fake a California...
Kinda like those shots where the caption read "chillin in Cali" but the whole thing was clearly shot in Florida
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Yep, it is telling that the whole video was shot on the cheap in Florida yet she chooses to fake a California...
Kinda like those shots where the caption read "chillin in Cali" but the whole thing was clearly shot in Florida
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I don't even live in America and I could tell that was Florida.
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Neither do I, but the whole "pretend it-girl" is just becoming increasingly hilarious.
It shows that the Tesch Empire is shattered.
If she wanted to make it seem like she was really in California, it would be rather cheap to do actually. (2 plane tickets, hire-car convertible and 2 nights in a Motel 6 of her choosing)
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You know, as a heterosexual male watching all that supple young flesh bouncing around the screen, I find it odd that one of the first thoughts that came to my mind early on was, "That car's not hers."
Emphasize that giant honker, baby, yeah!
In America, you blow tire. In Mother Russia, tire blows you!
Hold up, wait - Is she saying she's not into white guys? Or just "basic" white guys?
Okay, my fellow Kiwis who are white males, listen up: If you want to date Gloria Tesch, you need to either be able to access all premium channels, come with stuffed crust, or feature a moon roof and heated seats. No basic guys!
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I feel that we have an almost sacred duty to make this video famous on the level of "Friday". The world must know of this sublime masterpiece.
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I really want to say it's the worst music video I've ever seen. Glo Glo has no flow, charm, charisma or anything approaching talent. And yet with all that I've still seen worse. How sad is that? The best thing you can say is that it wasn't as bad as this:
It's still a terrible video though.