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I thought i was there to find my spaceship but it was all a prank so we forgot?
Righteous spaghetti of the heavens, I forgot the spaceship was the reason we started all this bullshit.

For the Sumeru event, that would have been a great place to plop in Nefer's story quest, would have been much better than the half-assed "reveal" we got with Layla. And the current forced co-op event had me chuckling. Watching the jank of the other players on the screen spamming one direction to get the end of level bonus is just :lol:
 
The new Durin anecdote made me think about that Namibian politician guy named Adolf Hitler Uunona, and lots of people were making jokes about how if that guy actually became historically significant to do good things he could sort of 'break' the curse of the fact that no one is naming their kids Adolf because of Hitler and his actions. There's something oddly nice about it, for some reason.

Though I'm still saving for Columbina so I'll get him when he reruns.
 
So though I stopped playing ZZZ, I did stumble over their drip marketing.

For Zhao. S Rank ice Defense. And she's a freebie. How much are you willing to bet she's gonna suck ass? Also has it really taken this long to introduce an S rank defense?
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Unfortunately, Zhao is not the void hunter.

It's the Hutao/Yixuan looking girl, the predictable choice. S Rank Attack....something something,
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Because just like Yixuan, her element is super special. People are theorizing it's a special physical element. Bitch even has an....what is that, albino form?

All in all, meh. I ain't coming back still.
 
So though I stopped playing ZZZ, I did stumble over their drip marketing.

For Zhao. S Rank ice Defense. And she's a freebie. How much are you willing to bet she's gonna suck ass? Also has it really taken this long to introduce an S rank defense?
Just buy the waifu with S-Rank gold numbers and beat the game. If they made all her attacks do gold numbers they obviously made her out to be the best character that will now and always invalidate all other characters in the game.
 
Couldn't care less about the waifus. Gonna dump all of my polychromes on the cool robo wrestler Banyue and try to max him out as much as I can.

Holy shit, the 3.7 HSR story was bad. This is what gets greenlit in China's biggest game, huh. People have recommended to me that I read their Xianxia novels, but now I am thinking I shouldn't. Not optimistic about the 4.X story when most of HSR's stories have been mediocre.
 
Albino Shorekeeper.
Star Keeper.

Black Beacons Phaenomena in a better game that actually lasted for more than a year.
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Lost but not forgotten....yet.

Also fun fact: Phaenomena is probably the first character in gacha game history to have a rerun in the very same patch she debuted in! Give her a medal.
 
Guys, I wanna share a gacha-related little funny happening.

I don't know much about Arknights. Only yesterday I've learned that it has a character named Eblana Dublin
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It is only funny if you speak cheeki breeki, because her name sounds like a word that means stupid fuckface.
 
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