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You know, as they say in Texas: сова из Duolingo допизделась
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I'm quite surprised by Genshin losing money. Not shocked by Star Rail gaining. ZZZ is bleeding, rip.

BRB checking the dumpster fires
Not quite sure how FGO got below the top 10. That shit has been up there for 10 years straight. Maybe this will force Nasu into the Cuck Cage so he can finish Red Garden.
ZZZ is truly in the toilet though.
It is. Hopefully this will be a kick in the ass and come to Jesus moment so they can get their writing act together.
Hutao/Yixuan looking girl, get over here. Show Charlie Murphy yo tiddies
They gotta do something bold to actually make people get her. Because she's just bland AF. She cook, she fight, she cute, she got short term memory problems. Miyabi still breaks the game, Yixuan still breaks the game. Hell if you put work into Billy like I did he can gun down Physical Resist bosses like it's nothing. Only way they can make her worth the whales spending money on is having her be like the first dateable one or something. She is coming with the co-op patch which might breathe some life into the game, but that shit is a month away
 
It's time of the month
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I'm quite surprised by Genshin losing money. Not shocked by Star Rail gaining. ZZZ is bleeding, rip.

BRB checking the dumpster fires

Anyone who wanted to spend already did on flins, nefer and miliastra in october, there wasn't much to do in november.

Don't worry, i've been told ZZZ dropping 4 patches in a row makes sense cause this was a filler patch with no reason to roll, 99,9% players are on playstation, everyone is saving for void hunter / idol lolis and somehow it's also a male character's fault.

But srsly, i heard the last update apparently made the game so bad to play on mobile that people are actually argequitting. This matches with the fact the drop was only china where people have phones.

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It would be anticlimatically funny if the reason it's dropping isn't the quality of the game but the fact it runs like garbage on phone. Would be nice if any phone player here could report.

And funny thing, due to his banner being shortned, banyue will be on the same month as the void hunter so no one will be able to agenda post how good or bad he sold.

Mecharashi not being on the list makes me sad.

This is top 50 and sadly i don't see mecharashi ever reaching there on principle.

It's a grounded mecha strategy rpg inspired by a dead franchise with gameplay you can't auto or mash through. Half the steam reviews think the game is too hard or pay to win. There are waifus but you cant see them in combat. The marketing is non existant.

I dont think it will die without warning or anything but it's a niche ass videogame. Hopefully the eva crossover shines some light on it but i expect the asuka and rey waifu fags to be filtered fast.
 
Because she's just bland AF. She cook, she fight, she cute, she got short term memory problems.
She got a second form, and she's a MOTHERFUCKING VOID HUNTER. And....uhm.....

Uhhhh she looks like Hutao? Uhhhh she has a special element like Yixuan?

I don't fucking know, wait for the string bikini skin.
It would be anticlimatically funny if the reason it's dropping isn't the quality of the game but the fact it runs like garbage on phone. Would be nice if any phone player here could report.
I think this may be the case. This is hearsay but I recall from when Black Beacon broke the fuck down, it was argued that CN was fucked as well because the bugs were so bad on mobile.

It was stated that CN will yeet any game if it doesn't run well on mobile.
And funny thing, due to his banner being shortned, banyue will be on the same month as the void hunter so no one will be able to agenda post how good or bad he sold.
I can't fathom why they even shortened it.
 
Males don't sell that well and they just gave the femcels their hunk of man meat last patch.
You gotta market them right and not, you know, put them right before a highly anticipated character as ZZZ had done for literally every male limited character except for Harumasa, who was a freebie. MHY did fine with Flins in Genshin and Phainon in HSR so idk why the ZZZ team is fumbling the bag so much.
Also who the fuck is Hutao?
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Edit: Oh yeah, came across this anecdote between Dori and Sayu. Dori sells human growth hormone juice to make people taller. Dori has really grown on me even though I found her grating at first. I blame this thread.
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Get that bag, queen, or whatever the fuck the people say. The anecdote was pretty fun too.
 
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Did some last minute pulls to try to get Zhongli since i got Arlecchino and her weapon earlier. Lost 50/50 to Mona, while not great, wasn't a complete loss since I was thinking if I should pick her or Keqing for the free constellation, and now I don't have to choose. And with that I have a guarantee for Durin and should get Jahoda during that. I already have the other 5-stars in 6.2 so I should be able to save some primogems for the next patch.
Nothing a bikini skin can't fix.
I must say I am suprised Hoyo hasn't done more skins than they have. Would probably make quite a bit of money even if they don't go full Azur Lane with it.
 
Not quite sure how FGO got below the top 10. That shit has been up there for 10 years straight. Maybe this will force Nasu into the Cuck Cage so he can finish Red Garden.
Never looked at FGO but if it has a CN version then it's probably caught up in the latest China/Japan tard fight.
 
Regarding FGO it does have a CN server but I'm not sure if it's added there, but it's not particularly surprising that it's on 12th spot this month, NA had pretty much nothing but a couple reruns and barely a couple of days ago a new event released, the first character being male and not particularly hyped or anything (nor relevant "meta" wise) while the JP server seems to only have reruns and normal campaigns during the whole month (just rerunning servers relevant to the latest main story act and all of its parts).

Overall a really "dead" month for both NA and JP.
 
Regardless of ZZZ's issues, we have been seeing warning signs for the past couple years that the gacha market has stopped growing and has hit its saturation point with Genshin, HSR, and LADS. The women who want sexy stuff are satisfied by LADS, and Genshin and HSR have sucked up most of the rest of the market. WuWa and ZZZ came out after and are fighting for Genshin and HSR's leftovers. Arknights Endfield is launching in two months and I think it's already extremely similar to WuWa and ZZZ in its focus on scantily clad young busty anime women, so I don't think it's going to do much better than those two let alone materialize another customer base on the same level as HSR and Genshin out of thin air. I expect the twenty other Chinese gachas in development will come out and die one after another. It does seem odd that Mihoyo is making Honkai Nexus Anima as their fourth (fifth? sixth?) gacha given the current market. Maybe they think they're going to get little kids or women who like Pokemon but don't like LADS or fantasy RPGs.

ZZZ has a multiplayer co-op mode in development that might come in patch 2.5. That would widen ZZZ's appeal if you could play with friends but this is something that should have been in from the get go when most people were still checking out ZZZ and deciding whether to take it or leave it.
 
There's a couple of gachas that people are hyped for. If Ananta and NTE release after Vassomething, they'll be doomed. Endfield might attract a chunk of players. I don't know how many OG Arknights players are willing to switch.
 
Also who the fuck is Hutao?
This is what happens when threads get derailed by peopel that don't even playt he fucking game int he title lmao

But long story short, inheritor of funeral home business, incredibly aggressive "happy merchant" tier shit with shilling their services. out-jewwed by the midget arab named dori later on when she got added
 
ZZZ has a multiplayer co-op mode in development that might come in patch 2.5. That would widen ZZZ's appeal if you could play with friends but this is something that should have been in from the get go when most people were still checking out ZZZ and deciding whether to take it or leave it.
Yeah I wouldn't really want to play co-op in the game with little high school girls gooner flexing their toes in every animation. Maybe it would widen ZZZ's appeal if they went back to characters over the age of 16.
 
Mini Durin who is a different character.
Mini-durin is a different character that started out as a storybook pocket dimension homonculus based on durin that became mini-durin after being purified, and then he fused with the actual durin's remains to replace him after durin's remains started spawning clones of people that kinda came out of nowhere and overwrote both the upcoming hinted at dragonspine things of the other albedo and durin still being "alive" and regenerating faster than expected. they just go "uh yeah he's evil now and actually bad because monsters fed the skinwalker of albedo to his corpse but also this was already happening for a long enough time before that with other failures being fed to his corpse.


The last few updates have had cool and interesting stories that feel weirdly rushed and stretched at the same time in actual execution and it bugs me. I already made this clear but my point is I'm pretty sure the whole "min-durin becoming human to become THE durin" implies he kind of also absorbed the original durin's memories to some extent, like how ineffa's technically both her own character and also the fractured "good half" of an ancient dragon that uploaded themselves into some phlogiston consciousness thing.

Yeah I wouldn't really want to play co-op in the game with little high school girls gooner flexing their toes in every animation. Maybe it would widen ZZZ's appeal if they went back to characters over the age of 16.
Footfags continue to be the worst thing imaginable.
 
Yeah I wouldn't really want to play co-op in the game with little high school girls gooner flexing their toes in every animation. Maybe it would widen ZZZ's appeal if they went back to characters over the age of 16.
Seed is underage? Makes sense, it took only a few lines of her retarded dialogue for me to skip Obol Squad's whole story.
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Oh now I remember her. I stopped playing before Inazuma came out. I can see the hair but everything else is meh. Never used her, stuck with a free Beidou
 
Seed is underage? Makes sense, it took only a few lines of her retarded dialogue for me to skip Obol Squad's whole story.

Oh now I remember her. I stopped playing before Inazuma came out. I can see the hair but everything else is meh. Never used her, stuck with a free Beidou
Fuck you she's the best character because her theme song is just the grinch ps1 theme
Gonna grinch your ass like the grinch did to the retarded cat.

I am however partly soured due to the knowledge of the schizo ass coomer zoomer guy that would just rant constantly about his sex fantasies involving the character and how she was real and his wife or whatever. I think someone posted about him in here but a friend linked me shit and talked about that fucker before that when he randomly ran into his posts online.
 
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I am however partly soured due to the knowledge of the schizo ass coomer zoomer guy that would just rant constantly about his sex fantasies involving the character and how she was real and his wife or whatever. I think someone posted about him in here but a friend linked me shit and talked about that fucker before that when he randomly ran into his posts online.
Might be the same person I see on r9k. In my constant need for attention and to make people unreasonably angry, I frequent there and Jeetpost. Every now and then I'll see who people refer to as "Hutaonon" opening up hugbox threads
Fuck you she's the best character because her theme song is just the grinch ps1 theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_pHXY8vtMuEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hvx2Kvut67YGonna grinch your ass like the grinch did to the retarded cat.
 
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