Genshin Impact

[Noebel]

What the fuck is this?

"This is where you watched your parents die, Batman"

 

[ZMOT]

Twitter fags want mihoyo to put niggers into the game, so mihoyo responds by putting in a white rapper to make them even angrier.

always hilarious when retards trying to culture warrior a fucking chink company of all things.


also fuck that 5.0 shit, literally giving me FUCKING FIVE XINYANS IN A ROW. that's now how statistics work you bitch ass chink fucks.

 

[the rat]

also fuck that 5.0 shit, literally giving me FUCKING FIVE XINYANS IN A ROW. that's now how statistics work you bitch ass chink fucks.

Mualani in 20 pulls and her weapon in 40 both first try, I can't keep getting away with it. Archon quest is also fun, Mavuika is so cool.

 

[Noebel]

FIVE XINYANS IN A ROW

that's now how statistics work

I mean, 0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33 is around 0,00024459620625. If you multiply it by 100, you'd get a percentage chance of getting exactly that outcome. That definetly has something to do with statistics.

 

[ZMOT]

Mualani in 20 pulls and her weapon in 40 both first try, I can't keep getting away with it. Archon quest is also fun, Mavuika is so cool.

guess I spend all my luck in wuwa getting those results (and that game still only gives me encore and calcharo).

if you lost your coinflip before they upped the chance now iirc. doubt it's the same for weapons tho.

EDIT: with the new soundtrack I almost expect to hear circle of life at some point...

I mean, 0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33x0.5x0.33 is around 0,00024459620625. If you multiply it by 100, you'd get a percentage chance of getting exactly that outcome. That definetly has something to do with statistics.

anywhere else that streak would probably get you a visit from a gambling commission (or a visit to the backrooms followed by a hand injury).

 

[LucasSomething]

Just found out that apparently you can only craft ONE artifact Elixir PER PATCH and the only other sources are, afaik, paid battle pass, anniversary and natlan celebration (?).

It takes 4 elixirs to craft a goblet meaning it takes 4 entire genshin impact patches to craft a goblet. This is literally 6 months of real life time.

This is the worst shit possible. There is already a limit towards 1 piece of a set per patch which was bad enough but now it makes zero sense considering you can only craft 1 elixir per patch in the first place.

I reinstalled the game to get the free standard character and was going to check natlan but that killed my mood so hard. RIP again.

(btw if anyone wants to craft elixirs the +4 pieces scale better than +20 pieces so only use those to save art exp.)

 

[Clancee]

I reinstalled the game to get the free standard character

The fact that it took them this long to give even a standard 5 star is wild. HSR gave away a free limited 5 star a few months back, wouldn't have killed them to do the same here.

 

[RhoasJonas]

This is the worst shit possible. There is already a limit towards 1 piece of a set per patch which was bad enough but now it makes zero sense considering you can only craft 1 elixir per patch in the first place.

I wouldn't worry too much, this feels like an intentional gimping so they can unlimit it later as a "requested" QoL upadate.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Played a bit yesterday, just enough to complete the archon quests, but not much else. Natlan looks cool, looking forward to exploring it. The saurian abilities, less so; they might end up being fine, but my first instinct is that they'll get old fast. As far as the story:

Spoiler: Story spoilers

I actually somewhat enjoy genshins overall narrative. Plenty of it sucks, but a lot of the overarching stuff is fairly interesting. The problem is, they've created a lot of questions and there isn't really a lot of time to answer them. There is likely only the rest of africamerica, russia, and the mystery chapter left. I was somewhat heartened that they were finally picking up the pace due to mentions of more abyss involvement, but then they spend 70% of the new archon quests screen time just puffing up a single 4 star who is probably the loliwaifu of one of the pedo devs.
Speaking of, if I never see kachina in game again it will be too soon. Few things make me hate a character as much as the writer figuratively popping out of the monitor and screaming at me that I'm supposed to love said character. I want to say I can't believe they wasted that much time in such a useless fashion, but then I remember super jail.

 

[Hammr2]

I'm taking thing real slow because I've only passed Kachina participant in tournament. The Saurian transformation is like vehicle or mount system to me, technically player have like two "sprinting stamina" bar and can just refuel at bunch of convenient "gas stations" stones or waypoints. I don't really like dendro saurian one, it feels too manual and "Why is there even a cooldown?" or at least making the cooldown much shorter for dendro saurian's grappling hook.

The one I remember wasn't an edit. It was drawn digitally. Without nose and such. Just Dori in the same pose and aproximately same facial expression.

Last year Genshin lunar new year

also fuck that 5.0 shit, literally giving me FUCKING FIVE XINYANS IN A ROW. that's now how statistics work you bitch ass chink fucks.

After my experience with Warframe grinding maybe like nearly a decade ago (since I quit), algorithm doesn't exactly do equal proportion split in that same rarity drop. You are highly gonna get that exact item/loot in that rarity. Either gambling by waiting for a different day or grinding it out in hours session. It's always the lattter case because you can rely on your teammates rng drop.

I had similar problem with getting Pela in couple of HSR early patches , literally zero Pela pull in all those banners with her rate up. Somehow got her in the 60-70 pity weapon banner instead. In ZZZ, it took me 102 pulls to get Corin C0 to C5, meanwhile Billy gets C6 and not rate up Nicole to C5.

I wouldn't worry too much, this feels like an intentional gimping so they can unlimit it later as a "requested" QoL upadate.

Surely, devs by now would actually bother making a real artifact loadout system rather than "Which artifact to use for dummies?".

 

[Noebel]

anywhere else that streak would probably get you a visit from a gambling commission (or a visit to the backrooms followed by a hand injury)

beneficial* streak. They wouldnt care if you loose in a statistically-abnormal way.

Last year Genshin lunar new year

Good find. But it wasn't that, I am afraid. I remember there being white background.

 

[Hammr2]

I somewhat hate myself to admit this. I don't like beating the dead horse or keep whining on something I dislike.
First two acts of Natlan archon quest really reminds me a lot of RWBY til vol 3. I'm not saying it as a bad thing or anything, or praising RWBY being original. It's more of bunch of story elements and structure hit really close to RWBY. Tournament, constant war against Abyss "Grimm" since forvever. Powerful leader with memory of previous life or "archon". Salem Grimm role as antagonist is somewhat splitting into between Fatui and Abyss, but that depends on how later archon acts go.

 

[LucasSomething]

Logging on to get the free 200 gems they're giving, decided to do abyss out of boredom, got a bit stressed but only took a few retries but what the in name of all powercreep is this




Over 5 fucking million HP on top of two gigantic Geo Shields? If i knew it was going to be this bullshit i wouldnt even try, i dont know how i made it with not even super OP teams, just ayaka freeze and a basic bitch haitham comp.



(Yes, i used xinqiu against tulpa) (yes i know there were absolutely better teams, i wanted to use ayaka and haitham). At least it feels good to know 5-6 months without playing didnt completely kill my chances of beating abyss...

 

[Hammr2]

Logging on to get the free 200 gems they're giving

On Asia side, they start doing the 7-day consecutive log in for total 10 of intertwined fates now. So....

The Abyss has been like that for few patches now for total health powercreep, I don't remember exactly which it was, maybe 4.5 onwards. Where they starts with two Fatui female agents as second wave in first side of floor 12-1.
In my case, I have way more problems with multi wave side than the boss fight since then. It has been with medium health elite types for multi wave. Eremites, Fatui, Samurai, etc stacking upon.
If I remember correctly, they also like gave even more health multiplier for Ruin Serpent and Wenut when they returned.

Edit: local legend.
Not sure if anyone has tried to fight against these three nerds right here with Anemo swirl or plunging. I don't have either of these two team types. Otherwise, it took me quite a bit with my "can't die" hyperbloom comp.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Huh, wonder how that whole “MHY Boycott” has gone -



Lol. Lmao, even. Yeah we all knew the people calling for a boycott were pathetic - seriously, their boycott instructions didn’t even say to Stop Playing the Goddamn Game they were trying to boycott - but it’s funny seeing random people call them on it.

The Abyss has been like that for few patches now for total health powercreep, I don't remember exactly which it was, maybe 4.5 onwards. Where they starts with two Fatui female agents as second wave in first side of floor 12-1.

The Abyss honestly feels like something of an arms race between the Devs and the Autistic fucks who keep screaming for more End Game Content. The same ones who apparently don’t seem to realize how little of the player base actually goes for 12-3 on a regular basis - hell, the only time I ever cleared 12-3 was during the Delayed Patch, and that was almost entirely because I play on PS5 and was annoyed I was missing the one trophy that gave.

People seem to forget that this is essentially Normie’s First Gacha. MHY likely realizes that catering to end game risks chasing off the casual crowd that enabled them to do weird shit like fund a nuclear reactor using Gacha profits - that sentence is still hilarious…

 

[Hammr2]

The Abyss honestly feels like something of an arms race between the Devs and the Autistic fucks who keep screaming for more End Game Content. The same ones who apparently don’t seem to realize how little of the player base actually goes for 12-3 on a regular basis - hell, the only time I ever cleared 12-3 was during the Delayed Patch, and that was almost entirely because I play on PS5 and was annoyed I was missing the one trophy that gave.

People seem to forget that this is essentially Normie’s First Gacha. MHY likely realizes that catering to end game risks chasing off the casual crowd that enabled them to do weird shit like fund a nuclear reactor using Gacha profits - that sentence is still hilarious…

I don't think MHY really care from either (MMO, Jeff Kaplan is overrated) austists or casuals, or at least the endgame is something ever on high priority for them. As in Imaginarium theatre is very poorly implement. For abyss, it's just slapping on whatever appropriate buffing mechanic for new character, may or may not encouraging gacha and FOTM more. Also, It's not like anybody ever gets asked about abyss every patch survey. I surely don't encounter that kind of survey ever, they are always asking about new events and new contents.
I'm not surprised MHY being lazy fck balancing spiral abyss by assuming everyone having Kazuha for one side at least and also Neuvillette.
Whales will whale, casuals, no-life nerds, content creators or whomever opinions don't really matter for endgame.

Yes, I do share sentiment of hating austists being no-life and spending all days playing a PVE game. MMOs and their racing for "world first" are horrible culture. To certain extend, some content creators-streamers too. It's all ego-boosting. WoW, congratulation on playing video games.

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Also, I'm interested in other people opinions on hard contents for HSR and well, WuWa. ZZZ is still early, so it's relatively chill overall. I'm kinda tired with must play 3-chamber per floor in Genshin.

 

[ZMOT]

After my experience with Warframe grinding maybe like nearly a decade ago (since I quit), algorithm doesn't exactly do equal proportion split in that same rarity drop. You are highly gonna get that exact item/loot in that rarity. Either gambling by waiting for a different day or grinding it out in hours session. It's always the lattter case because you can rely on your teammates rng drop.

I know RNG is weird, it's more that shit RNG slowly getting to me after 5 fucking years. the artifact salvage bullshit doesn't help, ffs just let me break artifacts into chunks of the same quality that stack, no need for all that bs having to hit a certain amount to fill an elixir and shit. added bonus: I can break down artifacts right from the fucking reward screen, not have to LOOK UP THAT SPECIFIC ARTIFACT AMONG 1799 OTHERS. that's basic QOL shit that should be figured out by now. same for the store never having changed in all that time, fucking tower of fantasy had constellations in there for every char you pulled, which still give you an incentive to roll.

First two acts of Natlan archon quest really reminds me a lot of RWBY til vol 3.

never watched rwby, so got no reference, but it's certainly more "whimsical" to use a word from their survey. all of natlan is really, probably because people still bitch about inazuma and have PTSD about sumeru. it might also be a ploy for a later rugpull when shit gets dark af.

The Abyss honestly feels like something of an arms race between the Devs and the Autistic fucks who keep screaming for more End Game Content. The same ones who apparently don’t seem to realize how little of the player base actually goes for 12-3 on a regular basis - hell, the only time I ever cleared 12-3 was during the Delayed Patch, and that was almost entirely because I play on PS5 and was annoyed I was missing the one trophy that gave.

it's mostly retarded whales that need a rationalization why they just dumped their last paycheck on constellations when C0 with the right comp still works.
migoyo is probably aware that they have a huge casual audience that's happy to pay for welkin + BP (they have all the data they need), no need to piss them off. just look how every other gatcha fared that tried to squeeze their players via new powercreeped chars.
imo that's why IT is so shizo, they try to cater to both without pissing off either, the easiest way to do that is having to play long enough or whale enough for more characters, not constellations. it already isn't hard, just fucking tedious, and getting nerfed already is probably a good indicator where they gonna focus.

Also, I'm interested in other people opinions on hard contents for HSR and well, WuWa. ZZZ is still early, so it's relatively chill overall. I'm kinda tired with must play 3-chamber per floor in Genshin.

I don't do lot of hard content because in gacha games that means whaling and powercreep, and challenge dungeon shit like abyss/ToA is a simple number check carried by whaling and artifact/echo RNG (which is another reason I completely stopped caring about that shit unless I got resin to burn). I got MMOs or relink for that.

however wuwa having a bit more reactive combat where you can actually apply some skill (dodgecounter/parry) makes it at least feel a bit better than genshin. they also added holograms if you want your soulslike experience (think abyss bosses you can challenge in the overworld with their abyss moveset and number modifiers to make them more spongy and hit harder).

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

HSR 2.5 livestream was today, so make sure to grab the codes for jades.

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Returning characters are, for the first pull phase: Kafka, Black Swan and Robin. Yeah, we're getting 3 banners now I suppose.
For the second pull phase: Topaz. I don't know why they decided to rerun her so soon. She literally came back a couple of months ago.

 

[Keine]

For the second pull phase: Topaz. I don't know why they decided to rerun her so soon. She literally came back a couple of months ago.

I can only assume they're re-running Topaz so soon for Feixiao unless there's another FUA character coming as well since they're also re-running Robin. Depending on else is in the second phase I might actually get Topaz finally after she's dodged two banners for me.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I can only assume they're re-running Topaz so soon for Feixiao unless there's another FUA character coming as well since they're also re-running Robin. Depending on else is in the second phase I might actually get Topaz finally after she's dodged two banners for me.

You're right. I forgot Feixiao needed a FUA. I thought Moze or March 7th were also choices for her?

I'm gonna see if I can get her LC, since I have a guarantee (lost Sparkle's to Welt's). I'd love to have both Black Swan and Robin, but Robin is my absolutely priority.