I would shoot myself if I woke up one morning and remembered I ate out Stacy Cornette's ass, let alone doing it for the sake of pretend fighting.
Randy Orton, John Cena, Batista, Brock Lesnar all had to fuck Stacy Cornette in a hot tub while Jim Cornette looked on, masturbated, noisily sipped his Sprite, and bitched at them to lay it in stiffer.
Yeah, OVW is still kicking around after being castoff as WWE's old developmental promotion. Al Snow and his investor buddy/radio host Matt Smith keeping the show running. They've even been able to do a little touring in some counties in Kentucky.
OVW has become insufferable since that Netflix show aired. Al Snow got his head up his own ass and thinks he is some kind of auteur now. The quality of shows has had a noticable downturn as there are this constant interjection of pre-filmed promos talking about wrestling instead of, you know, just wrestling. Even when they do wrestle some members of the roster now treat each show as if it was an audition for the WWE instead of a performance meant for the crowd on hand and those who will watch the VOD.
On the one hand I am really glad my guy, Ca$hflo, and the cutest piece of trailer trash since my first girlfriend, Hollyhood Hailey J, are getting some eyes on them; hell Hailey J even got a tryout with WWE because of the show but failed a wellness check for weed. That said a lot of the shitters, especially Al along with his sobbing bitch boy radio money mark, got their heads way too full of themselves and it is effecting the quality of the show. There is way too much self awareness in each new episode and it is negatively effecting the product. A lot of the guys on the OVW roster are never was guys and it is pretty apparent from the way they are acting. Some guys are acting like they think the only reason they ended up as nobodies is because they never got enough exposure instead of the reality being that they have no charisma and can't hack it with ring work.
Also OVW has been intermittently touring Kentucky for the few years. Basically whenever they can find a money mark willing to sponsor a show.
Seriously though, Ca$hflo is a good dude. He is tall, can work, and can handle himself on the mic. He is the quintessential example of the guy that got a clue way too late in life and couldn't turn it into an opportunity. In a better world he would have had someone mentor him when he was young and had been able to escape shindie hell. As it is I hope Tony books him as a jobber more often because those money mark paycheques he gets jobbing on AEW mean way more to him then adding another zero to Moxley's paycheque when he resigns.
Oh and Shera. Shera can work and for a streetshitter is actually pretty good on the mic. He has a certain sincerity with everything he does that translates really well to a small promotion. I don't think he could hack it in the WWE because Khali pretty much poisoned the well by being an absolute shitter and I honestly don't know how well Shera's sincerity would translate to a big budget program. That said his bump card is being close to being filled and it would be nice if he got at least one shot in the big leagues. He was great in Ring Ka King and is doing his best in OVW, but the guy is reaching the age where most people would either make it or consign themselves to being journeymen on smaller promotions. He is far more eloquent than most wrestlers from India and way better than the ones WWE has signed in the past. If someone is going to give him a shot, then now is the time.
