🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%
  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%
  • Probably

    Votes: 282 50.4%

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What do you mean by that exactly?
"If we had a family", I assume you mean if you had a child. People have kids with people they hate all the time. It doesn't mean they like you, it just means you had sex at least once.

Obviously it's not healthy to think like this, but we're just talking hypothetical. And kind of one dimension example.
 
"If we had a family", I assume you mean if you had a child. People have kids with people they hate all the time. It doesn't mean they like you, it just means you had sex at least once.

Obviously it's not healthy to think like this, but we're just talking hypothetical. And kind of one dimension example.
Makes sense, I guess that’s why boomers make the “I hate my wife” joke, and it’s probably a mutual thing.
 
Makes sense, I guess that’s why boomers make the “I hate my wife” joke, and it’s probably a mutual thing.
Yeah and yknow Japs are well known to cheat. Especially the women
 
Like how the fuck do you get ‘murica level obese in Korea? How many fucking tteokbokki and moon pies did you eat?
Look up korean street food on youtube. There's been a trend over the past few years of covering everything with piles of cheese, whipped cream, etc. Even in the US going to a korean corndog stand(they tend to use a good batter), you have to stop them from rolling the fucking thing in cinnamon and sugar, and the ketchup and cheese sauce as condiments are practically 70% corn syrup.
 
Yeah and yknow Japs are well known to cheat. Especially the women

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It’s over for penguinbros when Mina cheats and Olivia Hye now vanished off the face of the earth. Just kidding, hopefully. She hasn’t made public appearances in awhile so who is to say. Maybe she really is just Mina.

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They look like the same dude to me.
 
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Gaijin just means foreigner in slang terms (the full being gaikokujin (外国人) or person from foreign country, so the slang is just foreign person or foreigner) and isn't derogatory in and of itself, but it can be used to be rude just due to Japanese people being xenophobic/racist.
Gringo Goomba basically.
Or Goyim Goomba.
 
Gaijin Goomba is going to start working on a Warhammer 40k channel since he feels what can be described as "trapped" doing videos on Japanese media and culture. He says 40k is something he is really into currently. Goomba says he wants to be "stupid for something he loves again" and he also he says he is angry, feels shackled and that he can't put everything into his work because he has to placate people who don't care about him unless they can find something to attack him over.

 
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Gaijin Goomba is going to start working on a Warhammer 40k channel since he feels what can be described as "trapped" doing videos on Japanese media and culture. He says 40k is something he is really into currently. Goomba says he wants to be "stupid for something he loves again" and he also he says he is angry, feels shackled and that he can't put everything into his work because he has to placate people who don't care about him unless they can find something to attack him over.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwvufzrEyxw
No, fuck him. I can already see his first video on why there should be female and trans space marines.
 
Gaijin Goomba is going to start working on a Warhammer 40k channel since he feels what can be described as "trapped" doing videos on Japanese media and culture. He says 40k is something he is really into currently. Goomba says he wants to be "stupid for something he loves again" and he also he says he is angry, feels shackled and that he can't put everything into his work because he has to placate people who don't care about him unless they can find something to attack him over.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwvufzrEyxw
jfc... great, the millionth 40k channel.

1 video talking about how his fans sent him a bunch of free shit and "saved" him from offing himself I guess?

1 video vaguely talking about playing the game as a noob. Makes up some bullshit about getting "banned dice" and rolling bad, and how they're now a "legend" at the local store even though he's been playing a whole month. Claims a model can go from OP to trash in one edition... fails to take into account the now quarterly updates(which can also make a model trash or busted). Does a whiny rant as if the majority of ork players have been telling him he needs to be playing melee, after posting dakka memes.. he has no idea wtf he's talking about. Complains that he doesn't like winning through attrition, while playing what can commonly be a horde army. Whines about wanting to quit the game for losing... after playing for a month. Mentions his friends get sick of hearing his complaining. Mentions OPR like every damned cringe GW hate channel. Then goes into a cope spiel. What a fucking tourist.

1 livestream playing that speed freaks game with a shitty png vtuber avatar that isn't actually animated?

I get that he probably was finally burnt out talking about nothing but weeb shit. But now he's just acting like he's... part of some grand community and knows so much, while playing for a fucking month after having his audience just send him shit to play with. Nothing about building or painting his own shit. Nothing about actually learning how to play the game. Nothing about lore or whatever he might have found interesting. It's just generic shit.
 
I get that he probably was finally burnt out talking about nothing but weeb shit. But now he's just acting like he's... part of some grand community and knows so much, while playing for a fucking month after having his audience just send him shit to play with. Nothing about building or painting his own shit. Nothing about actually learning how to play the game. Nothing about lore or whatever he might have found interesting. It's just generic shit.
He jumped from one over saturated topic to another over saturated topic really. Time will tell if he has any success or not with the channel.
 
He jumped from one over saturated topic to another over saturated topic really. Time will tell if he has any success or not with the channel.
I seriously doubt it outside of the venn diagram of his fanbase that was also into 40k and sent him shit.

There's too many lore channels, a couple of which are done by people with decent voices for narration. Gaijin Goomba does not have one of those voices.

There's painting channels already Hundreds of them, that demonstrate things for various skill levels. Want to learn how to paint a specific thing like... I don't know a leather belt? Dozens of videos. Want to paint something like the box art? Dozens of videos. Want to paint like a guy who wins competitions? Dozens of videos. Hell, there's people that have done videos on just single colors for color theory.

Gameplay channels. Tons of them doing batreps, going over stats and the meta, some run by actual tournament players, some play in the living room others have sets. But most of these channels actually rely on having friends.

Generic hobby channels. "this is the journey of my wife learning to paint" that's already a thing. "here's a video series where I just tell my girlfriend about stuff related to a topic, and she reacts to it", that exists too. Hell, there's channels where some dude basically just nods along as someone else just rambles about lore and memes for an hour once a week. Sculpting channels, 3d printing channels. There are dozens of channels with 100k subscribers, thousands of channels with 10-50k. Some of these people have been doing this shit for years, and he thinks he's going to do anything different? This actually reminds me of that magikarpusedfly guy who slapped together that dicecheck channel a couple years back, then abandoned it and eventually handed it over to one of the other guys on it who actually gave a shit because it turned out having a studio full of painted minis, livestreaming once a week, having a bunch of cameras, etc. required actual work and he got tired of it but then his main channel is now dead anyway(500k-2m or more views a video, now he can barely pull 100k). But Gaijin Goomba things he can do it? Yeah... right.
 
Gaijin Goomba is going to start working on a Warhammer 40k channel since he feels what can be described as "trapped" doing videos on Japanese media and culture. He says 40k is something he is really into currently. Goomba says he wants to be "stupid for something he loves again" and he also he says he is angry, feels shackled and that he can't put everything into his work because he has to placate people who don't care about him unless they can find something to attack him over.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BwvufzrEyxw
>chooses to make japanese centered content
>says he feels trapped

Nigga you made the channel?
 
>chooses to make japanese centered content
>says he feels trapped

Nigga you made the channel?
He could have switched up to react content at this point but didn’t. Thing that exists vs Thing in Japan that exists still pulls numbers but he won’t even do that. There’s entire channels out there with Japanese TV shows, commercials, products and news stories with wild stuff he could just use but he doesn’t. He could still talk about Japan while dropping his workload massively yet the man refuses to follow the money.
He isn’t a large enough creator to become a variety channel, he could have leveraged his time working with MatPat to make that happen but again he didn’t follow dollar signs.
 
He could have switched up to react content at this point but didn’t. Thing that exists vs Thing in Japan that exists still pulls numbers but he won’t even do that. There’s entire channels out there with Japanese TV shows, commercials, products and news stories with wild stuff he could just use but he doesn’t. He could still talk about Japan while dropping his workload massively yet the man refuses to follow the money.
He isn’t a large enough creator to become a variety channel, he could have leveraged his time working with MatPat to make that happen but again he didn’t follow dollar signs.
Managing a channel means being smart, clearly as this thread states, he's not very smart.
 
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