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I hope the city bulldozes and paves over 14 Branchland Court like they do to one of those houses owned by an especially prolific serial killer or child molester.
 
I Love Beef said:
tl;dr he is essentially the result of a society that shot itself in the foot by its own ignorance and lack of practicing what they preach down at church. As much as I'd love to see that museum being built simply for its freakshow factor, CWC and his family are one damn nasty festering wound the entire town is going to have to wait out and heal in time and swallow their pride for a long time over. And no, I am not white knighting him. If Chris was raised like this but without his severe autism, I can guarantee he would be a lot worse to deal with and how he would have gone to jail would have been worse than incest with his mom. His autism only gave him an excuse only so far with his behavior, but I guarantee in anywhere that functioned normally, the town would be aware that he is mentally disabled/handicapped/special even if his parents denied it.
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Can't wait for the 12 part Netflix drama that touches on these themes!
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
This is on sale at Amazon for $400, and prices are similar on eBay. Did Chris really manage to scrape together that much money for a toy in 2019? He begged for money numerous times throughout that year, but I would think $400 is a bit much even for Chris.

Omega Supreme is mentioned on the CWCki in the list of Chris's toys, and says it was $239.99. It is the most expensive of all his Transformers.
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I didn't know that list was up to date, but I haven't looked on the Wiki in ages. $239.99 sounds about right for my guess that Chris bought it from a specialty store.

The $400 price on Amazon is inflation from a secondary seller because the toy is no longer in production.
Sprawy Handlowe PPHU said:
It have: Tom was born in 1942, Harriet in 1947. Nine years ago they moved from house to a condo.

If they still live they are eldery. Tom will have 81 years, Harriet 76. They can die in any moment now. I can't find information if they have children - I also cannot figure it out who is the "autistic cousin from mother side" which is mentioned in autistic papers.

Maybye - just maybye - they have it...?

Also they relations with Borb was bad, and degenerate further after Corrine's death. Maybye their take care with Barb after incest due to some reasons, but I doubt they will try to make money from that shit.
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It's why I'm convinced that, if it is Tom and Harriet, there's some serious religious devotion going on here to take care of a direct sibling because that's what God would want, as otherwise the bad blood between them would have Harriet saying 'she got what she deserved'.
 
Optimus Prime said:
It's why I'm convinced that, if it is Tom and Harriet, there's some serious religious devotion going on here to take care of a direct sibling because that's what God would want, as otherwise the bad blood between them would have Harriet saying 'she got what she deserved'.
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As horrible as she's been her entire life, she is kind of a pitiable figure now, raped by a retard and dying.
 
Little Pigboy said:
Right before the hearing a bunch of pics of possible toys being thrown out are hitting the internet... hmm. The timing seems too good, like people are trying to get someone to let the idiot know about it to get him riled up before what might be an important date.
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Interesting point. It makes me wonder if there's a chance the photographer planted the items himself, and they are not Chris's at all.

On the other hand, if Barb or her caretakers really are disposing of Chris's crap, it makes sense for them to feed it into the regular garbage pickup piecemeal, rather than trying to do it all at once. They know Chris isn't likely to get out of jail soon, so they can take their time, and dumpster rentals cost money.
 
Whenever Barb dies or goes to a nursing home or something, either willing or unwilling, the house will absolutely be cleaned out, fixed up a bit, and sold. Most of Barb's old Hoard seemed to remain in boxes when Charb moved back in after the post-fire renovation in 2014, and Barb's hoarding seemed to have slowed down especially over the past few years, so how much damage it could do by just being there probably isn't as bad as people think. The animal piss and shit, especially from the poorly-trained beagles, would be the bigger concern, but I imagine at worst that will just require drywall, carpet, and maybe subfloor (if any one spot is particularly bad) to be replaced. Unless something dramatically changed over the past few years, Barb was underwater on the house, and unless Chris was added to the mortgage at some point (which I sincerely doubt), all of her property is going to go to creditors (Seterus or whoever has the mortgage, Discover, Capital One, et al).

Internet morons are stupid with money, but there's a difference between spending $1K on the Sonic Totem and $100K-$200K on a house in the exurbs of a small city. Some normal-ish person will buy it, either live in it or rent it out, and people will occasionally drive by and take pictures.

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I went back and looked at Chris's outside tour of his house and it just pops into view a few, short times, but the thumbnail shows it has windows all the way around it and not screens like I thought. I had initially thought it might be some outdoor place to eat since it's right off the kitchen, but it's strangely constructed. The bottom part seems to be completely enclosed.
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Even on warmer days it looks like it would get hot in there with the windows open vs it being a screen porch, but it seems to have a good view of the yard.

What's really mysterious, is that Chris never talked about it. At all. He'll talk about the various sheds, gazebo, etc.., but nothing about whatever that is/was. He stated in that original video that the kitchen door was completely blocked and from that thumbnail, it looks like it's entirely full of shit, maybe even a couch.
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Optimus Prime said:
It looks similar to the house next to mine, which originally had an open-air deck with a roof and thin walls so it visually blended with the main house, but no windows. Then a new family moved in and they had it enclosed with proper walls and windows to become some kind of sunroom that could still function like a deck when the large windows (similar to the ones on 14BC there, actually) are open, but could also be used in bad weather or the cold months.

I suspect it was a conversion to a deck made by the previous owners before Barbara moved in, and by the time Chris moved in it had already fallen to Barb's hoard and as such Chris would have zero interest in it, especially if it was rendered inaccessible from the kitchen. The house fire itself we know was indirectly caused by the kitchen being so full of crap (both metaphorical and literal) the Chandlers were reduced to using water from the bathroom for the Keurig instead of in the kitchen as intended.
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Late, but some sort of sunroom is almost certainly the answer, most likely added after the rest of the house had been completed. A family I knew growing up had something similar just off the back of their house, and had couches and an ancient CRT TV in there.
 
whitepaws said:
Interesting point. It makes me wonder if there's a chance the photographer planted the items himself, and they are not Chris's at all.
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You’d think they’d do a better job staging it. Pony sticking out of a trash bag, sonic game on the ground, etc.

whitepaws said:
On the other hand, if Barb or her caretakers really are disposing of Chris's crap, it makes sense for them to feed it into the regular garbage pickup piecemeal, rather than trying to do it all at once.
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A service is worth every penny.
 
Ophelia said:
Chris has never robbed a single grave (let’s not make the obvious joke), made even one nipple belt, nor killed anyone.
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Both Chris and old Eddie LOVED their mothers.

The trash looked like trash bags full of clothes. They probably came to get Barb some clothes or blankets and threw out some egregiously soiled stuff they found in the laundry basket. The toy was just a box. I bet Chris saved all the packaging from his toys and the people looking after the dump are using those boxes to carry dog turds and ween mail out to the trash.

They can't be carrying trash out to try to reduce the hoard. That would take several geologic eras. They're just rooting through to find stuff they are specifically looking for and trashing whatever they stir up that they don't want.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
Both Chris and old Eddie LOVED their mothers.
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Gein didn’t fuck his mom, though; that was Ed Kemper. Gein’s crimes are nothing compared to what Chris has done. (Fuck Kemper the incel bumblebutt, though)

TestTubePuppy said:
The toy was just a box. I bet Chris saved all the packaging from his toys
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Sometimes less than tidy people throw the twist ties and shit used for securing the toys into the box it came in. Then they think, why take this to the garbage now when I could use it as a little trash can for a day or so and save a trip? Next thing you know, you’re in a two star jail for assaulting your mom and that goddamn box is still there.

TestTubePuppy said:
They can't be carrying trash out to try to reduce the hoard. That would take several geologic eras. They're just rooting through to find stuff they are specifically looking for and trashing whatever they stir up that they don't want.
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I could see both being true. I’m not sure anyone really wants to actually sift through the hoard, though.
 
I Love Beef said:
If you want some second opinions, I'll provide them.

The other skeleton in the closet with CWC is the underlying fact that Virginia (and its neighboring sibling state) itself is kind of a lolcow state. CWC and his family is an almost kind of twisted real life social commentary and satire of what is wrong with America into the 21st Century. CWC's parents are out of date, out of touch alcoholics who barely if anything raised him right and barely gave him the proper care for his mental condition and handicaps. He was neglected and spoiled at the same time, being fed a constant diet of junk food and pop culture with little common sense or grasp of reality to realize what was proper behavior and not. His school system was just as shitty, not being up to date on how to inform his parents, even if they were more stubborn as mules, that he could not participate in normal schooling like the other mentally abled kids. His classmates were paid to be his friends or constantly bullied him, instilling into him his problems of his "love quest" and to shed "being a virgin". He didn't grasp the fact that his state of being "different" was unique, but it didn't give him the right or idea to be a total exceptional. He was constantly accepted and kicked out of jobs, school, and local businesses because he and no one else was informed he was mentally challenged and still didn't get the right help for it even into adulthood. He didn't even recieve warnings about stranger danger when he was a kid, which is how you build your sense of security and which even other mentally handicapped people can grasp the basic gist of.

tl;dr he is essentially the result of a society that shot itself in the foot by its own ignorance and lack of practicing what they preach down at church. As much as I'd love to see that museum being built simply for its freakshow factor, CWC and his family are one damn nasty festering wound the entire town is going to have to wait out and heal in time and swallow their pride for a long time over. And no, I am not white knighting him. If Chris was raised like this but without his severe autism, I can guarantee he would be a lot worse to deal with and how he would have gone to jail would have been worse than incest with his mom. His autism only gave him an excuse only so far with his behavior, but I guarantee in anywhere that functioned normally, the town would be aware that he is mentally disabled/handicapped/special even if his parents denied it.
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This really summarizes it 101%. I have been through the V.A./Appalachia aera and this is alot of it to an absolute T. It's sad but it's true that this is how Chris came to be but also there are others out there that do these things and still have yet to be discovered.
 
So on the offhand chance the house is structurally intact enough not to be condemned and demolished when barb dies what are the chances a ween will actually fork over the money to buy it? I see the bank doing one of two things with the property after she dies (spoiler alert, Chris isn't getting it):

option 1: The house is gutted and the whole yard is torn down to topsoil by a flipper/developer/investment company then sold for a premium or rented as a split unit. I think this one is the most likely given recent trends in North American housing and the state the house is in. There could be so much trash on the inside that it's actually caused damage from either sheer weight or rot from all the moisture (moisture from cat corpses, garbage, piss, etc,) that it's torn down or stripped to the frame. Depending on who flips that place it could be out of the range of most weens, but owning it would still be a massive flex for pretty much anyone in this sector of the internet to own. Weens are somewhat less likely to get the house in this option.

option 2: The house/property is just listed as is and sold for cheap to local prospective flippers or low-income crackheads. the chances of a ween picking it up in this scenario is almost 100% and I could see a major saga developing over the fate of the house and who can secure it. I think this option is likely if there is a major downturn in the housing market.

wildcard option: Ethan Ralph moves back to the united states and buys the house after a major gambling win, or a different E-celeb buys the house for notoriety/clout after it goes on the market.

As far as I can tell the Town of Ruckersville isn't as ashamed or even aware of Chris chan as much as people think, he might be talk of the neighborhood or briefly talk of the town after the rape but most boomers have probably forgotten about him and moved on, so I don't think there is a push for the property to be destroyed by locals like what happened with drachenlord. Also most weens are pathetic compared to Drachenlord's alogs and they never cause issues around the house asides from one guy sneaking around the property briefly once every few months, and there isn't destructive festivals/pilgrimages to the sonichu temple like there was with the dragon bunker.
 
When Barb kicks the bucket the house will most likely be repossessed and there will two options, either clean the entire thing, kill any bugs that are willing to live in the damned house, and fixing any structural issues that are present.

Option two is tearing the house down and building over the property.
 
whitepaws said:
Interesting point. It makes me wonder if there's a chance the photographer planted the items himself, and they are not Chris's at all.

On the other hand, if Barb or her caretakers really are disposing of Chris's crap, it makes sense for them to feed it into the regular garbage pickup piecemeal, rather than trying to do it all at once. They know Chris isn't likely to get out of jail soon, so they can take their time, and dumpster rentals cost money.
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Good point. If they did splurge for a disaster cleanup company to haul Chris' shit off the company could probably have it done in an afternoon or a day tops. Could be someone planting stuff for reddit asspats, but they could just be slowly throwing Chris' stuff out and the Reddit tard just happened to snap what they were throwing out this week.
 
Someone mentioned that they may have already hired a cleaning service and we just weren't there for it, but if that were the case why would they still be throwing away half a dozen bags of shit per week? Seems unlikely that a paid service would leave that much crap behind.

And that shit's expensive, too. The bin rental alone usually costs a couple hundred bucks, plus disposal fees, plus paying a crew of 2-3 guys to clear all the crap out. That would cost even more money that Barb absolutely does not have. I'm definitely leaning more to the side that a family member or even Barb herself is clearing things out, albeit at an absolutely glacial pace considering the sheer size of the hoard versus the few bags they seem to be throwing out per week.
 
Someone mentioned that they may have already hired a cleaning service and we just weren't there for it, but if that were the case why would they still be throwing away half a dozen bags of shit per week? Seems unlikely that a paid service would leave that much crap behind.

And that shit's expensive, too. The bin rental alone usually costs a couple hundred bucks, plus disposal fees, plus paying a crew of 2-3 guys to clear all the crap out. That would cost even more money that Barb absolutely does not have. I'm definitely leaning more to the side that a family member or even Barb herself is clearing things out, albeit at an absolutely glacial pace considering the sheer size of the hoard versus the few bags they seem to be throwing out per week.
 
CFC-12 said:
Someone mentioned that they may have already hired a cleaning service and we just weren't there for it, but if that were the case why would they still be throwing away half a dozen bags of shit per week? Seems unlikely that a paid service would leave that much crap behind.

And that shit's expensive, too. The bin rental alone usually costs a couple hundred bucks, plus disposal fees, plus paying a crew of 2-3 guys to clear all the crap out. That would cost even more money that Barb absolutely does not have. I'm definitely leaning more to the side that a family member or even Barb herself is clearing things out, albeit at an absolutely glacial pace considering the sheer size of the hoard versus the few bags they seem to be throwing out per week.
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Their garbage company could charge more if they put out over a certain amount.
 
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