Future of the House

[Manly_Brony]

I took a trip to Wisconsin and a local volunteered to show me the sights. I looked at the map and saw that we were just a couple of miles from Plainfield, so I asked if he would show me the site of Ed Gein's house. The face that had been friendly and helpful a moment before turned flat and stubborn. He explained that the house was gone. There was nothing to see there and the people who lived in that town didn't welcome sightseers. I pressed him a little bit asking if he knew where it was and where Worden's Sporting Goods had been. He said he did know, but he wouldn't take me there. He said no one who lived within 50 miles of that place would show me where it was. The locals all agreed that it was best forgotten.

It's Chris, not a world famous ghoul/killer who inspired three critically acclaimed horror/thriller franchises.

 

[PhoBingas]

One odd thing was that Chris mentioned, when he thought he was getting out of Central the first time, or at Western, that he was going to return home and "clean" stuff up there.

Chris didn't want to clean anything, he probably wanted to go back and get rid of any evidence he was hitting that barbussy.

I think Chris got this when he was older, but you reminded me how Barb would use toy packaging to get Chris to talk after being mute for the first 6 years of his life (instead of reading a book to him like a normal person would). That is poetic.

Damn, their relationship is more toxic than Barb's relationship with Cole. Chris should've made out like his bro and left, but because Chris is autistic, and Borb had to play mind games with him, Chris was into this arrested development that continues on today, and the fact that he actually moves (albeit forcefully) away is an indictment of what the Chandler family is all about. Ironically, Bob said they would do better together by being a unit. But let's be honest, he never knew when he died, things would go worse for his family. His mistake were trusting Barb, and expecting too much of Chris.

Barb never did any real favors for Chris. Between her and bob, she made sure Chris would have an eternal victim complex and anyone who was rightfully upset by his weird assed behavior were just playing a game of kick the autistic. Who knows what else she was telling him when the cameras weren't rolling? I wonder if it was Bob or Barb that coached Chris to tell the story about the gay principal?

I read this and I just bursted out laughing. This is such a fucking nightmare scenario but still alot worse than we even imagine.

I'd imagine between the fire and water damage the house is full of black mold unless they totally gutted it and rebuilt it and even then black mold could have got into supporting beams and spread out from there. I doubt it's been mold tested or anything.

Praetor has probably been keeping Chris updated on stuff like this for awhile now, especially since there's been a bunch of weens taking pictures of the house lately with what could be evidence of the moronic mongoloid's treasure is getting sent to a landfill. I'm against letting him know, especially since he's got a court thing this Friday that might be important. If anything, Heilberg should know about it, just in case Chris has to be present in court or not. This is the kind of shit that would have him chimping out in front of a judge.

I didn't even think of that! Hopefully if Chris freaks out, somehow it gets made public. I doubt anything like that would make anything more than the local news if that. Does the board know if anyone will be attending the hearing or whatever Friday?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder if it was Bob or Barb that coached Chris to tell the story about the gay principal?

I always knew that story was farfetched. How else do you think Chris was 'creative' enough to think of his JenkinJinkies backstory.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

I've heard that the family is so disgusted by the whole situation that they wouldn't even touch the money. If that's true, I wouldn't blame them. They wouldn't want to regularly have to deal with transactions and haggling from weens, stalkers and perverts. The Chandler Clan was already pretty dysfunctional from the jump, even before Chris first appeared on the internet. From what I've heard, no amount of money is good enough to volunteer for more public humiliation.

Cwcki doesn't have Harriet and Tom's ages, but they've gotta be within like, five or so years of Barb's age. Even if they had a picturesque Hollywood perfect relationship with Barb, at like 70something there's zero reason for them to put any more time, energy, or money into it than getting a team of Mexicans or whatever the central Virginia equivalent is to chuck the trash, patch up any drywall issues, and paint the inside so Barb can sell her share or whatever for a bed in a retirement home.

IIRC Cole got divorced and moved to California so he probably doesn't want to get involved. Shit, Cole is 60 this year. That's a trip to think about.

Safest bet seems like one of two things:

1. Some nice middle-class family buys 14BC because it's close to Charlottesville.
2. A doctor, lawyer, or some other upper middle class professional buys 14BC as a side cash flow, so they rent it out to some nice middle-class family who want to be close to Charlottesville.

In either situation, the new residents get a couple ween visits over the first few months they live there. If the weens have the balls to knock on the door or snoop around in the yard or something like that, they shoo them off. Maybe the new residents get the street number changed. Once Chris and all traces (vomit) of him are gone from 14BC for good, that trickle dies down even further to like twice a year.

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's Chris, not a world famous ghoul/killer who inspired three critically acclaimed horror/thriller franchises.

Chris is the Ed Gein of Web 1.0.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Chris didn't want to clean anything, he probably wanted to go back and get rid of any evidence he was hitting that barbussy.

Barb never did any real favors for Chris. Between her and bob, she made sure Chris would have an eternal victim complex and anyone who was rightfully upset by his weird assed behavior were just playing a game of kick the autistic. Who knows what else she was telling him when the cameras weren't rolling? I wonder if it was Bob or Barb that coached Chris to tell the story about the gay principal?

I'd imagine between the fire and water damage the house is full of black mold unless they totally gutted it and rebuilt it and even then black mold could have got into supporting beams and spread out from there. I doubt it's been mold tested or anything.

I didn't even think of that! Hopefully if Chris freaks out, somehow it gets made public. I doubt anything like that would make anything more than the local news if that. Does the board know if anyone will be attending the hearing or whatever Friday?

I at this point would understand totally if we decide as a collective to shoot it into space. There is something that has brewed inside of it that mortal man cannot process and needs the sun to incinerate.

 

[Ophelia]

This is on sale at Amazon for $400, and prices are similar on eBay. Did Chris really manage to scrape together that much money for a toy in 2019? He begged for money numerous times throughout that year, but I would think $400 is a bit much even for Chris.

Chris has been very deceitful about his finances (as was Barb). I remember some post where he rationalized buying an expensive transformer so he could play mommy, daddy, and child. Toys have been the most important thing to him for most of his life. And when he gets out of jail, if he has tugboat coming and no one to stop him, we’re gonna see some shit.

I always knew that story was farfetched. How else do you think Chris was 'creative' enough to think of his JenkinJinkies backstory.

He read it online somewhere and copied it. Chris plagiarizes all the time. He’s plagiarizing the frickin Bible right now.

Chris is the Ed Gein of Web 1.0.

Chris has never robbed a single grave (let’s not make the obvious joke), made even one nipple belt, nor killed anyone.

 

[PhoBingas]

I at this point would understand totally if we decide as a collective to shoot it into space. There is something that has brewed inside of it that mortal man cannot process and needs the sun to incinerate.

I don't think we can afford half measures when it comes to The Hoard. There's always a risk we missed one jizz-stained my little pony figure.

I always knew that story was farfetched. How else do you think Chris was 'creative' enough to think of his JenkinJinkies backstory.

I always forget the whole JenkinJinkiesJr situation. For someone that hated the homos so much, Chris was able to describe his gay sex acts in pretty explicit detail.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He read it online somewhere and copied it. Chris plagiarizes all the time. He’s plagiarizing the frickin Bible right now.

I always forget the whole JenkinJinkiesJr situation. For someone that hated the homos so much, Chris was able to describe his gay sex acts in pretty explicit detail.

I don't know where I remember hearing this from, but I think Chris got help from his dad. Bob always thought the trolls were made up specifically to target Chris, but never realizing that Chris is a lolcow and trolls target everyone who shares their eccentricities online.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Cwcki doesn't have Harriet and Tom's ages

It have: Tom was born in 1942, Harriet in 1947. Nine years ago they moved from house to a condo.

If they still live they are eldery. Tom will have 81 years, Harriet 76. They can die in any moment now. I can't find information if they have children - I also cannot figure it out who is the "autistic cousin from mother side" which is mentioned in autistic papers.

Maybye - just maybye - they have it...?

Also they relations with Borb was bad, and degenerate further after Corrine's death. Maybye their take care with Barb after incest due to some reasons, but I doubt they will try to make money from that shit.

 

[PhoBingas]

I don't know where I remember hearing this from, but I think Chris got help from his dad. Bob always thought the trolls were made up specifically to target Chris, but never realizing that Chris is a lolcow and trolls target everyone who shares their eccentricities online.

I don't think Bob would have fed him the lines about the gay experience at camp Chris said his troll character had.
I digress though. I wonder if we'll get more gawkers in the coming days and weeks now its known somebody is cleaning out 14BLC. I'm honestly shocked the bank hasn't repo'd it yet but it looks like Barb either has help or is more able than she was letting on.

 

[Little Pigboy]

I didn't even think of that! Hopefully if Chris freaks out, somehow it gets made public. I doubt anything like that would make anything more than the local news if that. Does the board know if anyone will be attending the hearing or whatever Friday?

Right before the hearing a bunch of pics of possible toys being thrown out are hitting the internet... hmm. The timing seems too good, like people are trying to get someone to let the idiot know about it to get him riled up before what might be an important date.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris has been very deceitful about his finances (as was Barb). I remember some post where he rationalized buying an expensive transformer so he could play mommy, daddy, and child. Toys have been the most important thing to him for most of his life. And when he gets out of jail, if he has tugboat coming and no one to stop him, we’re gonna see some shit.

Back in June I looked up the prices of a bunch of things Chris is missing out on while in jail that he just won't be able to live without when released. I came up with $708 worth of mostly Sonic and Lego. Probably more stuff has come out since then but I'm not up to date on the current toy economy.

I am aware that Lego has been releasing remasters of some old sets for nostalgic people. I did a bit of a double take when I saw this thing in Wal-mart. I think Chris might want to buy these updated versions of Lego sets he may have had as a child.

Anyways here's my old post with the stuff Chris is going to want to buy.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

A lot of hoarding houses get destroyed beyond repair by the mess and vermin that live under all the clutter, even after being cleaned out. I feel that that on top of nobody wanting to live inside an internet autist magnet means the house will probably be torn down.

 

[BobJones997]

I don't think Bob would have fed him the lines about the gay experience at camp Chris said his troll character had.
I digress though. I wonder if we'll get more gawkers in the coming days and weeks now its known somebody is cleaning out 14BLC. I'm honestly shocked the bank hasn't repo'd it yet but it looks like Barb either has help or is more able than she was letting on.

Hopefully the next person to visit 14BC takes a copy of whatever is in the infobox. If I were to take a guess, I think 14BC is semi-officially on the market but Barb can't afford a realtor. Would be nice to finally have an answer as to 14 BCs future.

 

[Jon Osterman]

A lot of hoarding houses get destroyed beyond repair by the mess and vermin that live under all the clutter, even after being cleaned out. I feel that that on top of nobody wanting to live inside an internet autist magnet means the house will probably be torn down.

The people who end up getting the house (most likely the banks) will do whatever's cheapest to restore 14bc to livable conditions and sell it, probably to someone who'll actually put in the effort to renovate and then flip it. If they don't need to bulldoze the entire house and start over then they won't, because that costs a lot more. The hoard has definitely fucked up the interior, but not to the point where starting over would be cheaper.

stuff Chris is going to want to buy.

Chris' reaction to the house fire was to beg people to replace all of his toys, so he'll definitely do that again.

 

[PhoBingas]

Hopefully the next person to visit 14BC takes a copy of whatever is in the infobox. If I were to take a guess, I think 14BC is semi-officially on the market but Barb can't afford a realtor.

I don't know if it would even be worth buying. I'm pretty sure there was black mold before the house fire. High volumes of water sprayed on dirty horde is only going to make that shit worse. You can rip up the carpet, the drywall and repaint everything but if the mold's got into the structural wood of a place it's done for.

 

[BobJones997]

I don't know if it would even be worth buying. I'm pretty sure there was black mold before the house fire. High volumes of water sprayed on dirty horde is only going to make that shit worse. You can rip up the carpet, the drywall and repaint everything but if the mold's got into the structural wood of a place it's done for.

Yeah it'll probably be a hard sell, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're trying. Can't really think of anything else that would be in the box other than a sales brochure. It would also explain why they're throwing stuff away.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how many trash days have been missed. There could have been a dumpster there all day at some point and we wouldn’t even know.

We probably wouldn't be seeing more garbage being put out if they'd had professionals handle it.

It's Chris, not a world famous ghoul/killer who inspired three critically acclaimed horror/thriller franchises.

They're still not going to be happy about out of towners showing up to gawk at a disgusting motherfucker's old house.

Chris is also world famous.

 

[I Love Beef]

It's Chris, not a world famous ghoul/killer who inspired three critically acclaimed horror/thriller franchises.

If you want some second opinions, I'll provide them.

The other skeleton in the closet with CWC is the underlying fact that Virginia (and its neighboring sibling state) itself is kind of a lolcow state. CWC and his family is an almost kind of twisted real life social commentary and satire of what is wrong with America into the 21st Century. CWC's parents are out of date, out of touch alcoholics who barely if anything raised him right and barely gave him the proper care for his mental condition and handicaps. He was neglected and spoiled at the same time, being fed a constant diet of junk food and pop culture with little common sense or grasp of reality to realize what was proper behavior and not. His school system was just as shitty, not being up to date on how to inform his parents, even if they were more stubborn as mules, that he could not participate in normal schooling like the other mentally abled kids. His classmates were paid to be his friends or constantly bullied him, instilling into him his problems of his "love quest" and to shed "being a virgin". He didn't grasp the fact that his state of being "different" was unique, but it didn't give him the right or idea to be a total exceptional. He was constantly accepted and kicked out of jobs, school, and local businesses because he and no one else was informed he was mentally challenged and still didn't get the right help for it even into adulthood. He didn't even recieve warnings about stranger danger when he was a kid, which is how you build your sense of security and which even other mentally handicapped people can grasp the basic gist of.

tl;dr he is essentially the result of a society that shot itself in the foot by its own ignorance and lack of practicing what they preach down at church. As much as I'd love to see that museum being built simply for its freakshow factor, CWC and his family are one damn nasty festering wound the entire town is going to have to wait out and heal in time and swallow their pride for a long time over. And no, I am not white knighting him. If Chris was raised like this but without his severe autism, I can guarantee he would be a lot worse to deal with and how he would have gone to jail would have been worse than incest with his mom. His autism only gave him an excuse only so far with his behavior, but I guarantee in anywhere that functioned normally, the town would be aware that he is mentally disabled/handicapped/special even if his parents denied it.