Future of the House

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jason analberg said:
I could see weens trying to buy little nuggets of christory from her, or break into the autism exclusion zone to steal some shit.
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Yes, but...
But what about the divine retribution from the Gods and their allies?
 
jason analberg said:
Maybe if a cleanup crew comes and donates the hoard to goodwill, but if barb still hangs onto all the junk in the house, I could see weens trying to buy little nuggets of christory from her, or break into the autism exclusion zone to steal some shit.
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The bank is going to burn that shit
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I think it's likely someone already has, people have been showing up at random and someone stole the licence plates of Sonchu when he was arrested. It wouldn't shock me to learn that someone's been to the property and stolen stuff from the garden or tried to break in and Barbs not noticed because she's old and is limited to where she can or wants to go in the house, if it has happened it will turn up online eventually especially if it was something big so I am guessing that if it's anything it's likely from the garden so far,
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I really wouldn't put it past weens to break into the house, or the shed.
Josterman said:
The bank is going to burn that shit
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Nah, what'll probably happen is the cleanup crew is gonna nick the valuables, and throw the rest into black plastic bags that'll either get taken to the dump or thrown in a garbage truck. That is if barb dies. If she doesn't croak before the house is repossessed. Everything is going to either be sold to weens, trashed or moved into a cheap storage unit.
 
jason analberg said:
I really wouldn't put it past weens to break into the house, or the shed.
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As I said I wouldn't be shocked to find that out either, but if it has happened either Barbs not noticed or it's not found it's way online yet. When it does happen and it goes online it can see it being a water break moment and the house get's pillaged by copycat weens.

Hell Chris practically encouged it in his letter to Kengle when he wanted people to visit the house.
 
jason analberg said:
I really wouldn't put it past weens to break into the house, or the shed.

Nah, what'll probably happen is the cleanup crew is gonna nick the valuables, and throw the rest into black plastic bags that'll either get taken to the dump or thrown in a garbage truck. That is if barb dies. If she doesn't croak before the house is repossessed. Everything is going to either be sold to weens, trashed or moved into a cheap storage unit.
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Trash is the better option for those objects although some ween should pro get those comics not the sonichu ones but the ones cole had and maybe some of the transformer toys as a weird memento
 
Josterman said:
Trash is the better option for those objects although some ween should pro get those comics not the sonichu ones but the ones cole had and maybe some of the transformer toys as a weird memento
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Nah the weens will charge ridiculous fees for material that is not even that insightful on the mind of Chris.
 
Josterman said:
That I didn’t even think of
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Is the picture of the house in the OP recent? I'm curious if Chris's old Cadillac CTS is still sitting on the property like that.

I still think it's funny that he bought literally the least reliable Cadillac, had Bob put tons of money into fixing it up, only for the Northstar motor's engine block to crack itself (the northstar motors were notorious for this) forcing him back into SonChu with its engine mounts all cracked to shit rattling itself to death.

I think the car was abandoned what like 10 years ago? Since that happened I guess the car has just been sitting on the property as a redneck lawn ornament. It really is crazy how Chris has just lived his entire life surrounded by junk.


I see the house becoming something kind of like Jim Morrison's grave after Chris passes tbh. I also wouldn't be suprised if Chris Chan becomes even more popular in death than he was alive.
 
CerealKilla420 said:
Is the picture of the house in the OP recent? I'm curious if Chris's old Cadillac CTS is still sitting on the property like that.

I still think it's funny that he bought literally the least reliable Cadillac, had Bob put tons of money into fixing it up, only for the Northstar motor's engine block to crack itself (the northstar motors were notorious for this) forcing him back into SonChu with its engine mounts all cracked to shit rattling itself to death.

I think the car was abandoned what like 10 years ago? Since that happened I guess the car has just been sitting on the property as a redneck lawn ornament. It really is crazy how Chris has just lived his entire life surrounded by junk.


I see the house becoming something kind of like Jim Morrison's grave after Chris passes tbh. I also wouldn't be suprised if Chris Chan becomes even more popular in death than he was alive.
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Yeah that is creepy
 
One family near me rented a neighbor's rental property for a few years, and when they moved out the health dept condemned the house. Rather than spent a fortune to fix it, the house was bulldozed and the lot sat vacant for a decade. Now its part of a housing development.

I could see casa de chandler getting bulldozed for the damage the hoard's done to the structure, and the mold, and the lack of home repair. Barb's not going to be able to pay the mortgage and pay an elder care center (because they can get pretty fucking pricey. Like good hotel suite pricey). So I can imagine her just shrugging and throwing chris's childhood home on the pyre.
 
CerealKilla420 said:
I also wouldn't be suprised if Chris Chan becomes even more popular in death than he was alive.
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I don’t know whether he’ll be more popular or almost totally forgotten. It’s hard to say with Chris. Neither would surprise me.

Brocken Jr. said:
So I can imagine her just shrugging and throwing chris's childhood home on the pyre.
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Along with all his junk. Viking funeral for everything.
 
Waste of Human Life said:
Cwcville: Fifty thousand Sonichus used to live here...

Now, it's a ghost town.
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Mikhail Null: Thank you all for your duty to this commission. We will begin with Deputy Chairman Shcherbina's briefing, and then we will discuss next steps if necessary.
Liquid Shcherbina: Thank you, Comrade General Secretary. I'm pleased to report that the situation in 14BC is stable. Ween and civilian patrols have secured the region, and Colonel General Pikalov, who commands troops specializing in autistic hazards, has been dispatched to the house. In terms of Autism, plant director Clyde Cashovich reports no more than 3.6 Sonichu. I'm told it's the equivalent of a Cum Fanta. So if you're overdue to protect your fertility...
Null: And foreign press?
Shcherbina: Totally unaware. CWC First Deputy Chairman Charkov assures me that we have successfully protected our Ween interests.
Null: Good. Very good. Well, it seems like it's well in hand, so...if there's nothing else, meeting adjourned.[Null and the committee begins to stand up]
Isabella Legasov: [Pounds table] No!
Null: Pardon me?
Legasov: Uh, we can't adjourn.
Shcherbina: This is Professor Legasov of the Chrischanitov Institute. Professor, if you have any concerns, feel free to address them with me later.
Legasov: I can't. I am sorry. I'm so sorry. [Frantically flips through the pages of reports] Page three, the section on casualties. Uh...[reads the reports] "A fireman was severely burned on his hand by a chunk of smooth, yellow plastic on the ground, outside the bedroom." Smooth, yellow plastic—Model Magic. There's-There's Model Magic on the ground!
 
AMHOLIO said:
If he or the bank is smart, they'll auction off some of the hoard and possibly some of the art and ramblings.
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If Cole gets the house he'll totally end up throwing most of the hoard on eBay. No question there. Some ween'll probably end up buying julay if she's still in the house. Predicting the prototype medallion will go for tons if it's not destroyed
 
Funny man incorporated said:
If Cole gets the house he'll totally end up throwing most of the hoard on eBay. No question there. Some ween'll probably end up buying julay if she's still in the house. Predicting the prototype medallion will go for tons if it's not destroyed
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It’s optimistic to think Cole would go to even that much effort.
 
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