Future of the House

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Somebody on Twitter (a ween) took it upon themselves to visit 14, Branchland Court. Judging by the photos, the neighbors have seemingly been helping Barb out with the maintenance as the lawn/weeds looks cut. I've attached the link to the first tweet down below, though the account's weird as fuck. Half the tweets are dedicated to Chris.

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Link: https://twitter.com/copkiller1999/status/1456080451936952324
Even with help the property looks like shit. Fuck, that image would easily fit into a movie trailer for a post-apocalyptic movie I'd watch.
 
Somebody on Twitter (a ween) took it upon themselves to visit 14, Branchland Court. Judging by the photos, the neighbors have seemingly been helping Barb out with the maintenance as the lawn/weeds looks cut. I've attached the link to the first tweet down below, though the account's weird as fuck. Half the tweets are dedicated to Chris.

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Link: https://twitter.com/copkiller1999/status/1456080451936952324
Neighbor is selling their house. The sellers hired a landscaper or did it themselves to increase the perceived value of their own property and so buyers wouldn't know who lives next door.
 
Neighbor is selling their house. The sellers hired a landscaper or did it themselves to increase the perceived value of their own property and so buyers wouldn't know who lives next door.
What I like about this is that there's the very real possibility that Chris would have very, very emphatically refused for any work to be done on 14BC's lot for any reason under the sun, and then complained about people trying to mess with his perfectly fine residence. Much like the whole 'shovel mech' thing some time back at the rental where a guy in an excavator was doing a controlled burn away from any houses and Chris freaked the fuck out anyway.
 
One thing I’ve been wondering? What’s to become of the hoard and all of Chris’s Junk? Hundreds of toys, video games, Figurines, old Photos and art and the all original Relics of fail, Sonichu Merch and original masters of the Comics? What’s going to become of his old property? Will someone simply throw them all out after the house eventually becomes repossessed?
 
One thing I’ve been wondering? What’s to become of the hoard and all of Chris’s Junk? Hundreds of toys, video games, Figurines, old Photos and art and the all original Relics of fail, Sonichu Merch and original masters of the Comics? What’s going to become of his old property? Will someone simply throw them all out after the house eventually becomes repossessed?

It's gonna be "officialy" trashed then it will all mysteriously appear on ebay for well researched market prices with any signs of previous ownership carefully removed
 
It's gonna be "officialy" trashed then it will all mysteriously appear on ebay for well researched market prices with any signs of previous ownership carefully removed
But think of all the old markers, used condoms, and other assorted trash they wouldn't be able to sell if they couldn't advertise that it was *USED BY CHRIS CHAN*. Half the market value of everything he owns is in that.
 
Has there been any update or new information on the mortgage for 14BC? If the Financhu crisis was as bad as it seemed to be, surely Barb must be falling behind with mortgage payments now she can't take money from Chris' tugboat.

Neighbor is selling their house. The sellers hired a landscaper or did it themselves to increase the perceived value of their own property and so buyers wouldn't know who lives next door.

Right now might be the ideal time to sell a house in that area: the new owner doesn't have to put up with Chris as a neighbour, thus homes are now more desirable there.
 
Right now might be the ideal time to sell a house in that area: the new owner doesn't have to put up with Chris as a neighbour, thus homes are now more desirable there.
Imagine being such a shit person that your absence increases house values. Chris never ceases to horrify and amaze.
 
Right now might be the ideal time to sell a house in that area: the new owner doesn't have to put up with Chris as a neighbour, thus homes are now more desirable there.
That would be understandable if this were anywhere other than Ruckersville. You’re in the sticks of Virginia surrounded by inbred hillbilly crackheads - it’s not like Chris was going around and knocking on his neighbours doors for the lulz.
 
Neighbor is selling their house. The sellers hired a landscaper or did it themselves to increase the perceived value of their own property and so buyers wouldn't know who lives next door.

Holy fuck, what if a dedicated ween buys the property and moves in. They could even flip it for a profit since it will undoubtedly go up in value after Barb dies and someone renovates/replaces 14BC.
 
Okay- let's assume the house gets a foreclosure and the bank tries to sell it off to prospective homebuyers:

Would you want anything to do with this property?

Aside from arguably being the most doxed place in the entire solar system- there's the infestations of pests and other health concerns thanks to the hoard which means it is very likely to be condemned regardless, and if not it might even cost more to renovate than the original listing price. I also can't imagine Ruckersville Virginia being a very highly-esteemed place for prospective homeowners to want to start a family, much like West Memphis, Arkansas. A plot of land for homesteading in many places out west like Texas or Utah would be infinitely cheaper and often times would give homeowners more legal protections.
 
Okay- let's assume the house gets a foreclosure and the bank tries to sell it off to prospective homebuyers:

Would you want anything to do with this property?

Aside from arguably being the most doxed place in the entire solar system- there's the infestations of pests and other health concerns thanks to the hoard which means it is very likely to be condemned regardless, and if not it might even cost more to renovate than the original listing price. I also can't imagine Ruckersville Virginia being a very highly-esteemed place for prospective homeowners to want to start a family, much like West Memphis, Arkansas. A plot of land for homesteading in many places out west like Texas or Utah would be infinitely cheaper and often times would give homeowners more legal protections.

Ruckersville actually seems like good real estate for people who commute to Charlottesville but don't want to live in a blue county. It's a town right on the border in a deep red county (60% Trump in 2020) with an arrow straight 10 mile drive into central C-ville.
 
Ruckersville actually seems like good real estate for people who commute to Charlottesville but don't want to live in a blue county. It's a town right on the border in a deep red county (60% Trump in 2020) with an arrow straight 10 mile drive into central C-ville.
That's ironic since Chris would be the only person there voting blue.
 
That's ironic since Chris would be the only person there voting blue.

Well, yeah, but the house was picked by Bob and Barb, and their employment locations were both directly off the highway that passes by 14BC, giving them an 8 mile commute without having to live with the dirty hippies in Charlottesville. Of course by the early 90's they'd be convinced that Greene County was actually conspiring against them.
 
I think Barb might be conservative, as she didn't really accept Chris' 'transition' and "I didn't raise a girl." I wouldn't doubt if Chris voted for who he wanted under Barb's mail in ballot and had her sign it.
Southern democrats aren’t always socially progressive. I thought I read on the wiki that she was a dem, but now I can’t find it.
 
Anyway the main point is if weens bought this property, they wouldn't be at 14BC. It'd just be next door. Plenty of legal Barb footage as long as they didn't actually do anything illegal. Then when Barb dies or at least is forced to leave to a medical facility, 14BC gets demolished and the landscape is fixed, the weens sell the house at a profit because it is not next to a hoard house anymore.
 
possibly dead people
Dead people are the largest and most reliable Democrat voting bloc. Detroit had people born in the 1800s voting for Biden in the 2020 election. But all the mainstream media insists it was the most secure election in the history of the world. They say it's especially fraud-proof if you mail ballots out to everyone without them requesting it.‭ ‬Then mail out ballots to everyone who has ever lived at an address in the last hundred years or so,‭ ‬and then prevent signatures from being verified,‭ ‬so you have no idea who mailed the ballot.‭ ‬Super secure.
 
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