Future of the House

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I remember having a drunken discussion with my cousin one night about what would happen when Barb died. I've been lucky enough to make quite a bit of money on bitcoin and a few other things, we were talking about the logistics of buying it and letting Chris live there in exchange for setting up livestream webcams in every room like the sped version of the Truman show.
Of course when I sobered up the next morning I forgot all about it, and I'm glad, this was years before the Merge, imagine the horrors that would have been filmed lol.
I think it's pretty much understood that the house is gonna be gone. I can't see Chris ever being allowed back there legally, but it's been so much a part of his life I also can't see him not turning up there when he gets out, and even if it was sold.
He'd probably get arrested for harassing the new owners demanding he be allowed to live in his "Temple."
 
Procrastinhater said:
I remember having a drunken discussion with my cousin one night about what would happen when Barb died. I've been lucky enough to make quite a bit of money on bitcoin and a few other things, we were talking about the logistics of buying it and letting Chris live there in exchange for setting up livestream webcams in every room like the sped version of the Truman show.
Of course when I sobered up the next morning I forgot all about it, and I'm glad, this was years before the Merge, imagine the horrors that would have been filmed lol.
I think it's pretty much understood that the house is gonna be gone. I can't see Chris ever being allowed back there legally, but it's been so much a part of his life I also can't see him not turning up there when he gets out, and even if it was sold.
He'd probably get arrested for harassing the new owners demanding he be allowed to live in his "Temple."
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He's definitely going to hang around his old stomping grounds, though less Michael Meyers and more 'creepy forlorn puppy'. Namely because Chris simply doesn't have anywhere else he can, or more importantly wants, to go.

Except maybe to visit his brother Cole up in New York but something tells me Chris doesn't even know Cole's address.
 
stets said:
Wow, you weren’t kidding. This is actually something that happens to weird properties that attract unwanted attention.
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It always has been. Neighbors burn blighted homes. Kids get bored and hang out in abandoned houses. Addicts squat vacants, often after ripping the walls and ceiling down looking for copper. Junkies will heat a room in a squat with whatever propane, kerosene, or electric heater they can steal or find at a pawn shop. The smart ones I've seen use propane, those Chinese knockoff diesel heaters, and kerosene heaters WITH KERO. Most of the time they use kero heaters with diesel, high current space heaters, or both. It's not hard to steal nice extension cords off a contractor then either sneakily bury the run into a neighbors circuit, or run it to the pole and tie in before the meter. You'll usually find kerosene heaters some kind of no 2 fuel oil, most often taxed road diesel even though it's 50% more than untaxed diesel, costs just as much as 1-K, and stinks almost as much as dyed diesel - did I mention they're stupid? To be fair to them a lot of vacant houses still have oil in their tanks. You can walk into a vacant six months after it gets warm and still smell diesel because the idiots are too scratched to shell out for proper kerosene. All of this often while they still have their kids. A bunch of smackhounds, neglected children, and misused heating equipment is not a recipe for fire prevention.
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Then, you have the biggest cause of all: Firefighters starting fires to keep the public and their tax dollars on their side.

I remember thinking that the last fire was overdue at the time, considering how shoddily they handled the contents of the house then it's a wonder it hasn't already burned a second time. Once Barb and Chris are both out of the house one way or the other some idiot will change that, whether it's a neighbor or a ween. Before Chris went Full Chris I was convinced that should the house become vacant a neighbor would burn it down but now there are so many retards, not only touching but kneading the poo, that it may just end up being a ween.
 
Uncle Meat said:
He would lose it in a couple of years. You can't just "buy a house" and that is the end of it. There's property taxes, maintenance, utilities, city trash pickup costs, insurance, repairs... Chris is in no position to maintain a house by himself. Raising money to buy the house for him would be a catastrophe. All the money would go straight into the hole.
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It would have to be a group living situation, something which Chris would never accept. Which is unfortunate, because renting out rooms in 14 BC would be a viable option for Chris if Null bought the house. Except nobody would want to live in 14 BC as-is, nobody would be able to tolerate living around Chris, and also the crazy incest rape thing. But in an alternate universe, Chris could leverage the property into a relatively comfortable and fairly realistic living situation with outside assistance from someone or some group.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Except maybe to visit his brother Cole up in New York but something tells me Chris doesn't even know Cole's address.
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For all Chris knows, he thinks Cole still lives in Carnegie Hall. Imagining him going there and asking for Cole and being told to GTFO. I think some weens might actually get Cole's address for Chris.
 
copsbeatingdownhippiescum said:
Imagine breaking into his house and hiding out there for a few days while the bad stuff was still going on there and recording. Shit would feel like resident evil 7. I wish i could experience that
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You enter the Den of the Old House and your eyes immediately focus on the coffee table in the middle of the room. The table has several video cassettes scattered on top of it; a single video tape simply labeled, "Flying Elephants," grabs your attention...
 
You know how people buy pieces of the Berlin Wall? Null could buy the house and sell it piece by piece as merchandise.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
For all Chris knows, he thinks Cole still lives in Carnegie Hall. Imagining him going there and asking for Cole and being told to GTFO. I think some weens might actually get Cole's address for Chris.
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Ophelia said:
Sure he does. Carnegie Hall.
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I'm not familiar with that part of New York, so I'm assuming Carnegie Hall is an upper-class apartment building? Even if Chris could survive going to New York and get to the building, does he have the exact residence number, or is he going to walk up to the concierge desk and ask for Cole, stating that Cole's sister is here to see him?

Sharkbait said:
It's rural Virginia, some farmer must have some pesticides around.

In my neck of the woods there are small companies that specialize in clearing up hoards and renovating hoarder houses after they inevitably get evicted, does something like that exist in the states too?
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There's probably several local '1-800-got-junk' companies in Virginia that could summoned to clean out Casa de Chandler if it comes down to it.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm not familiar with that part of New York, so I'm assuming Carnegie Hall is an upper-class apartment building? Even if Chris could survive going to New York and get to the building, does he have the exact residence number, or is he going to walk up to the concierge desk and ask for Cole, stating that Cole's sister is here to see him?
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Chris drew a picture of Cole living in the concert hall. It’s speculated that Cole lives on Carnegie Hill and Chris remains an idiot.
 
Aegeus said:
No, it is a concert hall, and no one lives there. Chris is just dumb.
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Ophelia said:
Chris drew a picture of Cole living in the concert hall. It’s speculated that Cole lives on Carnegie Hill and Chris remains an idiot.
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So my original point stands and Chris basically doesn't know where Cole lives beyond being in New York.
 
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