Futbol thread.

I am completely baffled by this "sport". The goal is the size of a fuckin house but somehow 1-0 is considered a blowout. Hockey has a goal the size of a goat and a goalie the size of a car but scores are typically like 2-4. How the fuck do you not manage to hit the broad side of a barn with a ball? I'm starting to think the theory that soccer is only popular because it's the only sport poor people can play is true. Haaland is cool though.
 
MadStan said:
I googled Matt freese after the goal and this came up.

He’s gonna be ridiculed for years over that stupid gift to Belgium. The game is over.

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He turned a not ideal situation but one that the team could equalize and get back into an unsalvageable situation. 2nd half, got about 30-35 minutes, just need to score one goal and its even again. What was he even trying to do there. Amateur hour. The mental side of knowing you have 30 minutes to get 2 goals but are also very susceptible to counterattacks if you fuck up is hard to get past.
JambledUpWords said:
The defense really sucked, and I think even if we got Mexico level accommodations, we still would have lost. I’d actually be embarrassed if we were only able to win with Mexico style tactics. You may as well forfeit the tournament in shame stooping to that level.
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Deer in headlights look from the defence on some of those. First one they are all standing in a line watching the Belgian team get in the box and line up a pass to sink it in. No one is being marked, no one is testing the guy really.
 
McKennai said:
The US had a better run compared to its many previous attempts at getting through the Group Stage, so them losing to Belgium seems fair at this point of the competition imo.
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Belgium's been shit all tournament but you made them look like it was 2018 again

Honestly, Last 16 is a good result for USA, but you had such an opportunity to do QF and you blew it along with any goodwill the team had accrued. Better luck next time
 
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I don't care about the US losing as the US always loses at soccer because it's a D-tier sport that no one athletic cares about (which is why the star player is a birthright citizen with no ties to the country).

Seeing the Mexicans lose made me happy because I'm imagining the spics who wore their real country's jersey to 4th of July celebrations crying and smashing their TVs.

The best part about the tournament is that Asians and middle-class Europeans have finally learned how awesome American culture is (the Japanese finally got to taste their beloved Texas Barbecue and the Euros finally discovered how nice it is to have A/C).
 
Indrick Boreale said:
Regardless of what happens today, Messi deserves at least one more goal. Just to know Ronaldo will be seething for the rest of his life.
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Best result for me personally is Messi scoring at least 1 goal today, leading to Argentina winning the match against Egypt just for them to get BTFOd by England, resulting in mass riots and the toppling of the Argentinian government.

t. Chilean

PS: I'm so fucking happy we did not make it to the cup, our dogshit team would have been the raping boy of Groups Phase
 
HYPERSKITZO said:
Best result for me personally is Messi scoring at least 1 goal today, leading to Argentina winning the match against Egypt just for them to get BTFOd by England, resulting in mass riots and the toppling of the Argentinian government.

t. Chilean

PS: I'm so fucking happy we did not make it to the cup, our dogshit team would have been the raping boy of Groups Phase
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As an Argentinian, I'll overlook your seething outburst. Unfortunately, you're wrong because you have the wrong bracket. Should Argentina win today, it's either Colombia or Switzerland.
 
Indrick Boreale said:
As an Argentinian, I'll overlook your seething outburst. Unfortunately, you're wrong because you have the wrong bracket. Should Argentina win today, it's either Colombia or Switzerland.
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DonBorrego said:
I think he was already counting with Argentina defeating either, then is between Norway and Engerland, and I can't wait for Haaland to rape Argentina.
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Right, I meant in the Semi-Finals. And I appreciate you overlooking my outburst, but it didn't come from a place of seethe, it's inspired out of pure love for my country, after all, Shitle only wins when CONMEBOL loses :)


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HYPERSKITZO said:
Right, I meant in the Semi-Finals. And I appreciate you overlooking my outburst, but it didn't come from a place of seethe, it's inspired out of pure love for my country, after all, Shitle only wins when CONMEBOL loses :)View attachment 9242607
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At least Chile is done worshipping Arturo Vidal. You've come to the light, now you'll find your way.

In about a decade or so.
 
DonBorrego said:
I think he was already counting with Argentina defeating either, then is between Norway and Engerland, and I can't wait for Haaland to rape Argentina.
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I'll be glad if Argentina makes it out of this round. Champions as they are, one half of the team is made up of old and busted up players, and the other half hasn't yet appeared (I'm looking at you, Julián Álvarez). Messi is the only thing holding up this team, and even though he's prepared himself like crazy, and actualy enjoys being out there, it's very unfair to him to have to shoulder the burden of carrying the entire team.

If Argentina wins, the most likely team next is Colombia, and we know from the Copa América that that will be a very hard fight.
 
Ahriman said:
You say that, but Formula 1 is just as popular and we don't see a 'murican champion. If anything, the Brits keep hoarding all the trophies.
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This is America's first/second year in F1. It takes awhile for these cars to get off the ground due to the engineering. You simply don't get it right first go around. Plus, nigger did you see any F1 last season? The advent of the new battery systems fucking WRECKED these engineers. The new battery requirements created races where ONE THIRD of the entire lineup simply could not start.

F1 will never be as popular in the US as Nascar. Heck I'd argue soccer will always be bigger simply due to the way F1 is aired.
 
FieldPiece said:
Hockey has a goal the size of a goat and a goalie the size of a car but scores are typically like 2-4. How the fuck do you not manage to hit the broad side of a barn with a ball?
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I suspect the hockey puck may be a bit smaller than a soccer ball, and therefore a bit harder to block.

Registration said:
And lets be clear: this is your legacy now, not the team that beat Paraguay 4x1, but the only team that had ASSISTANCE from your own president to change the rules MID TOURNAMENT for your own good. If you won with Balogun help, it would be a disgrace, but now that you even with your best player and still got BTFO by a middling Belgium team after the blatant cheating. This is your legacy.
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I think a lot of non-Americans misunderstand how we feel about the sport. In this country, it's mainly a sport that little kids play until they hit teenage years and can focus on football (American football that is), basketball, baseball etc. I don't know a single person that watches MLS, the people that do follow the sport here typically follow Premier League if they like a club, or maybe just Champions League.

I think we typically view the World Cup as on par with the Olympics, which is watched every 4 years and then soon forgotten. Soccer just isn't a sport that has generational fandom like a city's sports teams do here. It's viewed very casually here, if that makes sense. So people will troll you online about it because everyone knows how big the sport is elsewhere. but the reality is nobody here really cares that much. It's just another circus for us.
 
FieldPiece said:
I am completely baffled by this "sport". The goal is the size of a fuckin house but somehow 1-0 is considered a blowout. Hockey has a goal the size of a goat and a goalie the size of a car but scores are typically like 2-4. How the fuck do you not manage to hit the broad side of a barn with a ball? I'm starting to think the theory that soccer is only popular because it's the only sport poor people can play is true. Haaland is cool though.
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Because of the offside rule.

Otherwise, you would see higher scoring games.

There are no offside referees in random street pickup games.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Cristiano was always my favorite player but he should have learned to let go.
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Cristiano is a faggot who spread his butt cheeks for LGBTQ, the Clot shot and Pfizer just like Travis Kelce. If you think this faggot is worth anything more than a bullet to brain, you're a literal Cuck. Seriously, if you are a fan of his, you're a literal fucking faggot and that goes for everyone in this thread. There is no amount of Soccering he can do that will change this. The faggot could be a 1 Man Team and win the World Cup and he'd still be a fucking faggot not worth the lead it would take to end his miserable existence.

Total Cristiano Death.
 
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