🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Someone managed to wedge their car on top of a parking barricade at MFF.

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Immaputsomedirtinyoureye said:
"it's not a very realistic simulated rape if they enjoy it"
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Immaputsomedirtinyoureye said:
or why is the simulated rape extremely realistic and uses trauma for sexual graitfication
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This topic interests me. This reminds me a bit of aging up characters.

Where most people are fine with it as long as the characters are actually… aged up. New design, new personality, new role in life. But then you have some people who will still take Bubbles from PPG, keep her the exact same, and say she’s 18 and yet for some reason still lives with the Professor and plays with toys.

When it comes to the whole simulated rape thing, it’s so weird cause first off why do you even want to call it simulated rape? Why does that title arouse you? Me personally the word “rape” does the opposite of arouse me but maybe I’m just weird.
Second off, I do understand that fearplay exists. Or being a masochist. And apparently even normie girls like screaming “stop” during sex? And I can understand combining the three could look like rape when it’s not, and being frustrated with your intentions not being that but still being cancelled cause it “looks” wrong.
But usually these people solve this by having some internal aside describing the character’s actual enjoyment and excitement despite their screaming and crying and saying stop. Or they establish what’s going on with the classic “Stop!” “Ok” “No, stop means keep going” “What?” exchange. What I’m getting at is usually the writer is eager to insert obvious consent despite the theatrics, because they don’t get off on rape, they get off on fear/pain/power dynamics idfk. I still don’t understand getting off to that but at least it’s not criminal.

But usually what I see from these guys is rather they’re eager to insert obvious lack of consent, and “I consent” is like a rock concert saying “No crowds surfing”, it has all the binding of a cheeky wink. Dude I saw a comic once RESEARCH the symptoms of rape trauma just for their porn. RESEARCH. I’ll see these people give criticisms to eachother for it “not being realistic enough” and their advice is to add more despair and trauma and mental breakdowns. And the more struggling and disgust you add, the more they’ll clap in your Twitter comments like “WAITER WAITER MORE PLEASE!”. It’s to the point where I have to really question if you deadass get off to deadass rape, cause you’re researching how it works and how they’ll feel and trying to get as close as physically possible, all whilst when someone shows concern, you hand wave them off with “Uh they consent I GUESS.” As if you’re disappointed they do. I want to say this isn’t the case purely because I cannot fathom it being a reality. I can’t see how anyone could ever get off to being raped.

And then you had the Bluesky rape ban. And you’d expect these people who claim it’s simply siiiiiiiimulated rape to go “Well my content isn’t rape so I’m good”. But rather NOW they’re all about “MY CONTENT IS IN DANGER.”. Why? I thought it wasn’t rape?

Also please do not put dirt in my eye.
 
Nimbat Out Of Hell said:
One would think having to go to Chicago was a good enough reason to avoid MFF
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It's not actually in Chicago but rather a suburb. Not a bad place to visit, has a huge fashion mall right nearby that's pretty fun, and one of those deep dish pizza places too.

The funnier part is people paying $200+ a night for the attached hotel when there are much cheaper ones a few blocks away. Parking tends to be cheap for the day too for MFF.
 
Elderly beef taco said:
It's not actually in Chicago but rather a suburb. Not a bad place to visit, has a huge fashion mall right nearby that's pretty fun, and one of those deep dish pizza places too.

The funnier part is people paying $200+ a night for the attached hotel when there are much cheaper ones a few blocks away. Parking tends to be cheap for the day too for MFF.
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Better than the fictional town of Wanker County, Wisconsin I suppose, not that the fictional town doesn't represent any small town in Wisconsin.
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Barry Williams said:
A lot of suits require a helper to get into and out of them, especially proper mascot ones. But yeah this one in particular is probably some kind of weird kink thing.

(It used to be common practice at one point for anyone in suit to have a "spotter" to help guide them around because wearing those giant heads you wind up with limited visibility (no peripheral vision) and some sound gets muffled as well so if someone says your name there's a chance you might not even hear them. So the spotter's "job" was to be your eyes and ears, usually you asked a friend whom you went to the con with to do that for you, and often times you'd be their spotter in return for a period of the con. I don't know why people stopped doing this at some point.)
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Higher percent of friendless fursuiters probably. In order to have a spotter you need a friend to come with you.
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
The appeal of the fandom is to take something very real, wet and disgusting; sex between adults, and make it all UwU cute desunee. Every other femboy faggot loved that Rusky guy. Salt? Salty? The dog femboy that gets orgy-raped in a warehouse and writes it off as a good experience.

You're a kissless virgin boy, you get male attention, you feel conflicted, but then you see the adult man hitting on you is a cute husky with a rainbow dick and it's all a-okay. To this day, given how widespread porn is, I don't get why people get into the fandom at this point. It offers nothing unique.
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Porn doesn't get you friends. Going outside and talking to actual people does. The entire point of any convention is there's other people there hanging out and having fun around something people like. "all furfags do is go to arcades and hotels and bars and get drunk and have orgies." Yeah. That's called having fun. You should ask your parents and sibling and cousins what they do for fun. You'll find out a lot of it boils down to place with games/sports, place with good food or nice beds, place with alcohol or drugs, and place where a lot of sex happens. It's also a historical truth as well. Every time period throughout history, the vast majority of people were spending their free time playing games, eating food, doing drugs, and fucking. Furfags go to conventions for the same reason Weebs, gamers and comic geeks do. And sports fans go to arenas for that same reason. You're there to meet people and have fun. Ever meet someone in real life by cranking your yank? No, and you never will. Unless you're making porn as a job and meeting people through business, porn is very much just something to do occasionally when bored or stressed. If you do it every day there's legitimately something wrong with you.
 
LopsidedLegend said:
Higher percent of friendless fursuiters probably. In order to have a spotter you need a friend to come with you.
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I've seen people asking online for strangers to be their handler before.

A good handler has to be paying attention to you and not the convention. So most furries would suck at doing it, amazingly enough.

Plus, I'm sure it's very feasible that a suiter could go without someone to help them, since most conventions have places for people to cool off, rehydrate, ect.

In a bitch suit (which is what i assume everyone is talking about) you NEED someone to watch you, because you can't get out by yourself. But other than a quadsuit most suits are probably fine without help.
 
Elderly beef taco said:
It's not actually in Chicago but rather a suburb. Not a bad place to visit, has a huge fashion mall right nearby that's pretty fun, and one of those deep dish pizza places too.

The funnier part is people paying $200+ a night for the attached hotel when there are much cheaper ones a few blocks away. Parking tends to be cheap for the day too for MFF.
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Honestly i'd rather go for the deep dish pizza than spend several days at the furry convention avoiding people shitting on the floor, charging $5 for stickers made using an inkjet printer, stealing microwaves, and wrecking their cars.
 
Rukario said:
Honestly i'd rather go for the deep dish pizza than spend several days at the furry convention avoiding people shitting on the floor, charging $5 for stickers made using an inkjet printer, stealing microwaves, and wrecking their cars.
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Most of that is still part of normal Chicago, I'd imagine.
 
I somehow missed this news from a month ago, but I think it’s worth mentioning because of how incredibly shallow and performative it is. Furrydelphia announced that they were discontinuing their Twitter because it’s “not a safe space” anymore, and that they would no longer be updating their social media there.
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We've always considered ourselves an event that stands for community first.

We know who we are, and we're proud of it: a safe space for furries and pups, and beyond that, a safe space for queer folks, trans folks, folks of any color or origin. We know that we serve as an escape from reality and from what can sometimes be a very cruel world outside. We're happy to be that for all of you.

We've said this before: what Twitter has become no longer aligns with our values. We've taken some time to make sure that we can get the word out as we need, and now we're ready to officially step away. We're doing this because we don't believe this to be a safe
space anymore. We fully admit there's no good social media platform, but we think it's in our interest to step away from one that's become this bad.

You can find us on Bluesky, Facebook, Telegram, and Instagram. You can also always visit our website for information.

This Twitter page will remain up to reserve the name, but will be unmonitored. For any inquiries, please email us at info@furrydelphia.org - you will not get a response here.

With love,

Your friends at Furrydelphia

There are a few reasons why this is entertaining:

1) Take note of how in their message, they have to explicitly shout out pups for their event that's advertised as family-friendly :|.

2) Nearly every single Twitter reply is telling them to fuck off:
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3) For a group of people who think Twitter is such an evil website, that belief sure isn’t stopping any of them from continuing to use it themselves. Even though Drayne (FD's chairman) stated on the FD Twitter account that he no longer considers the site safe, that hasn’t stopped him from staying extremely active on it. He’s made at least two dozen tweets between when this announcement went up and now. In fact, he made some tweets just a few hours ago (as of this writing). I'm only bothering to screencap his two most recent ones, but given that Drayne is well known for being a massive politisperg, getting constantly called out for his moronic takes, then wiping his posts and pretending none of it ever happened, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was another meltdown I just didn’t catch in time.
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5) This is the same convention that threw obnoxious amounts of money into New Jersey's spite event Furgeddaboutit, which had an advertising campaign consisting entirely of "every other convention is run by sex offenders" (which is probably true because these are furries we're talking about, but it's still a poor way of promoting yourself).

6) Despite being run almost entirely by the same people who run Furrydelphia, the Furgeddaboutit Twitter account is still up and active. So much for moral consistency.
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7) Most of Furrydelphia's posts had far more visibility and engagement on Twitter than the exact same posts did on Bluesky. As a few quick examples, here are some screenshots I took with two tabs open. FD’s Twitter is on the left, compared against the same posts on their Bluesky.
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It doesn’t take a genius to see they’re shooting themselves in the foot with this Bluesky exodus. Watching them actively sabotage themselves in real time is almost impressive.
 
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