FUCK BAYONETTA

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Go to ResetERA and post this. They'd probably agree with you, because they hate video games and sexy women.

 

[The Real Me]

the puzzles are too cryptic

Are you like actually brain damaged?

 

[Red Hood]

Bayonetta is one of the few games were the fanservice didn't make me feel dirty for playing a nipponese video-game. Instead Bayonetta made me feel embarrassed in an intentional and very funny way, it's not just fanservice, it's actually part of the character and story(sinful witch BDSM:ing angels to death while fighting the church).

It's also one of the rare action games that is pretty much flat-out intentional comedy.

 

[HexFag]

Ok so ya'know crucify me and all that shit but Bayonetta fucking sucks. The gameplay is boring, the puzzles are either too cryptic or lackluster, the boss fights are just okay and the story is mediocre at fucking BEST. Like I said previously, FUCK BAYONETTA.

Appropriate amounts of love, CLNL

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also bayo 1 as one of the best first cutscenes dont @ me.

 

[Pissmaster]

Saw a picture of Bayonetta and Jeanne kissing one another online. Please do not do that.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Git gud faggot.

He's pretty good as being a faggot. Not sure how much better he can be.

 

[Valstrax]

git gud fagit

 

[KittyGremlin]

sure why not

 

[Takodachi]

git gud

 

[Grey Donovan]

Welcome to every other Platinum Games product.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

God I wish I could

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

This is just like the time DSP got stuck at the beginning of the first game for nearly 7 minutes.

 

[W00K #17]

Isn't the last game in this series old as shit?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Sounds like SHE fucked YOU.

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Nintendo found a diamond in the rough with Bayonetta.

Dyke haircut bayonetta is very cute and I would have sex with.

 

[The Last Stand]

>FUCK BAYONETTA
Yes please.

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Damn. she's old!

Born on December 19, 1411. She've aged quite well.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

1411

77 years too young, would not sex.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Nigga I don't even remember Bayonetta having puzzles. Are you sure you weren't playing Bayonetta 2? That game blows chunks, but Twitter people like it because it's Nintendo and omg Bayonetta and Jeanne are such lesbians *rainbow emojis*.

 

[Weed Eater]

Anyone hating in this thread are faggots, Bayonetta 1+2 are based games. Get gud nerds.
Theme of thread btw:

 

[Freya]

how in the FUCK do you struggle that much with bayonetta? i found it to be only moderately challenging playing it as a 14 year old with a busted PS3 controller

 

[Valstrax]

Don't be silly, OP! It's like they always say...

The only people who hate Bayonetta, are those who suck at the game!