FUCK BAYONETTA

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Cuelost-Newloss

Cuelost-Newloss

"Bayonetta Guy"
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Ok so ya'know crucify me and all that shit but Bayonetta fucking sucks. The gameplay is boring, the puzzles are either too cryptic or lackluster, the boss fights are just okay and the story is mediocre at fucking BEST. Like I said previously, FUCK BAYONETTA.

Appropriate amounts of love, CLNL
 
Are you angry because you were maining the sword, and the enemies kicked your ass? Not a very beginner friendly weapon.
 
I disagree good sir. The gameplay is what makes it great.

The primary thing I don't like about Bayonetta is the sexualized fan-service, but it's a Platinum game and the character is supposed to be presented as such, despite the fact she's an 8 foot tall woman who's clothes are actually her body hair. I've never been keen of fan-service like that, if I want to rub one out to a fucking video game character, the internet can provide, I don't need it from the developers.
 
Next time you can change the title of "Fuck Metal Gear Rising" because you're such a fag with the parrying mechanic?
Jesus...
 
Sounds like SHE fucked YOU.

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Nintendo found a diamond in the rough with Bayonetta.
 
Nick Gars said:
I disagree good sir. The gameplay is what makes it great.

The primary thing I don't like about Bayonetta is the sexualized fan-service, but it's a Platinum game and the character is supposed to be presented as such, despite the fact she's an 8 foot tall woman who's clothes are actually her body hair. I've never been keen of fan-service like that, if I want to rub one out to a fucking video game character, the internet can provide, I don't need it from the developers.
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Bayonetta is one of the few games were the fanservice didn't make me feel dirty for playing a nipponese video-game. Instead Bayonetta made me feel embarrassed in an intentional and very funny way, it's not just fanservice, it's actually part of the character and story(sinful witch BDSM:ing angels to death while fighting the church).
 
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