Florida Man - For all the Lolcow Florida Men who get arrested and get into crazy situations

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http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-arrested-for-shooting-street-where-was-shot-earlier/eXYiBV1Qma9G6APw1SJugO/
A Florida man is accused of committing a fatal shooting on the same street where he was shot years earlier.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-arrested-for-shining-laser-into-sheriff-helicopter/EITWaw6y0l7WNRDw0O5lDK/
A Florida man is accused of shining a laser light into the cockpit of a Volusia County sheriff’s helicopter on Sunday night.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/police-track-down-mud-covered-florida-man-involved-walmart-fight/q9I4CKi2iGyrurhmC3fKVK/
A Florida man attempting to flee a fight at Walmart was spotted by a police helicopter crawling through a muddy ditch.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Florida-Man-Goes-on-Bizarre-Random-Attack-Police-415264693.html
An 18-year-old man was arrested for allegedly going on bizarre attack while wearing no clothes. Michael Ramsay was naked when Boca Raton police said he broke down an apartment door and attacked a man.

http://www.wftv.com/traffic/news/florida-man-accused-of-jumping-naked-out-of-van/499393712
A Florida man was arrested after being found naked in a Steller Transportation work van with a fire extinguisher.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/police-florida-man-arrested-for-stealing-neighbor-underwear/Qtx6lMXCvXwb3ZgMNVBifI/
A Jacksonville man was arrested Monday after police said he broke into his neighbor’s home and stole her underwear.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Homestead-Man-Accused-of-Stealing-Selling-Womans-Pet-Monkey-414908743.html
A Homestead man is facing a grand theft charge after he allegedly stole, then sold, his neighbor's pet monkey.

http://www.startribune.com/florida-man-accused-in-plot-to-bomb-target-stores/414068233/
A Florida man has been charged with offering to pay another man $10,000 to place at least 10 bombs disguised in food-item packaging on Target store shelves from New York to Florida. :story:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/new-florida-man-riding-bike-children-underwear-arrested/qYm1HUEjzijDQQuIFUDHpL/
William Walsh, 52, allegedly approached the 14-year-old on his bike and said “Hey, let me get some of that” before slapping the teen’s behind, deputies said.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-claims-devil-tries-torch-boat-with-cigarettes/ggg5kA3ZYQ6qSCSjRpvUKI/
Authorities received a call from the girlfriend, claiming Hooper was using cigarettes and a lighter to torch the boat after an argument. When Fernandina Beach Police officers arrived, Hooper refused to leave the boat, telling officers he was “the devil” and that he wanted to die, police said.

The list goes on and on with so many exceptional and eccentric individuals in the Lolcow state of Florida.
 
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Florida man narrowly avoids violent confrontation with armed and dangerous transgender stalker on cross-country intimidation spree.
 
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...th-time-for-streaking/6IQCQStczcMU0rzJWa0sdJ/

A Florida man in Jacksonville is now known by residents as the “San Marco streaker” after getting arrested for the sixth time on Thursday for indecent exposure, police say.

John Robison, 40, was arrested at his home after showing his sexual organs in a “vulgar manner,” at a church parking lot, News4Jax reports. This was his second arrest on those charges in the past week.

Police said Robison faced five other indecent exposure charges since 2011. In almost every offense, witnesses said he would stand naked and inappropriately touching himself, according to News4Jax.
 
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...-found-hiding-luggage/Hf7CI66ope03BCbRanibaP/

When deputies moved in to capture a suspect, they found that this Florida criminal came with baggage.

According to the Bradenton Herald, Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies saw Gonzalo Pedraza, 33, walk into his sister’s home and they approached the home to execute a felony warrant for Pedraza’s arrest. His sister claiming that Pedraza wasn’t there. With the help of a K-9, deputies were able to find Pedraza, who had zipped himself inside a piece of luggage. After the suspect refused to exit his unique hiding spot, deputies unleashed the K-9, forcing him to comply, according to an affidavit obtained by the Bradenton Herald.
 
Can we expand this for Florida Man's non-arrest adventures, too?

Also wasn't Fedsmoker a Florida Man for a while?
 
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...eats-florida-man-over/9y5boi8F5QZOXGiSYaB88O/

A couple broke into an 68-year-old man’s house to settle a debt of $42.
Renee Szczudlik, 39, and Adam Halenza, 34, knocked on a Key Largo man’s door before they forced their way inside and pushed the man to the floor, the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office said.



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-stab-boss-run-car-article-1.2989719

Irelio Reyes Osorio, 52, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder for trying to kill his former boss.
According to Hialeah police, the incident was sparked by Osorio being let go for drinking at work.

ABC 13 reported that Osorio demanded that his former boss, Reynaldo Mendez, pay him for the two days he worked prior to getting fired.
Police said Osorio sent Mendez threatening text messages saying he would use a gun, knife or machete on him if he didn't get his money.

Despite the alarming messages, Mendez agreed to meet with Osorio but the decision almost proved fatal. Police said as Mendez headed back to his van to call for help, Osorio hopped into his pickup truck and ran his vehicle into Mendez. The impact sent Mendez flying into a fence. The fight between the two men didn't end there.
Osorio was seen on camera driving away, with parts of the fence stuck to his truck, but turned his car around and gunned it again towards Mendez.
Eventually, Osorio gave up trying to kill his former boss and left the scene. Miraculously, Mendez only suffered minor injuries and drove himself to the hospital.
 
http://fox59.com/2017/03/06/police-florida-man-arrested-for-using-counterfeit-bills-in-kokomo/

Police came in contact with 32-year-old Jeffrey A. Penner after he reportedly tried to use a counterfeit bill at a Kohl’s in the 2100 block of E. Boulevard around 11 a.m. last Thursday.

The investigation led detectives to a local hotel room, where they say they located a large sum of counterfeit money, counterfeit money which was in the process of being made, new merchandise and several receipts from Kokomo area retailers.
 
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http://fox59.com/2017/03/06/police-florida-man-arrested-for-using-counterfeit-bills-in-kokomo/

Police came in contact with 32-year-old Jeffrey A. Penner after he reportedly tried to use a counterfeit bill at a Kohl’s in the 2100 block of E. Boulevard around 11 a.m. last Thursday.

The investigation led detectives to a local hotel room, where they say they located a large sum of counterfeit money, counterfeit money which was in the process of being made, new merchandise and several receipts from Kokomo area retailers.
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What was Florida Man doing in Indiana, I wonder?
 
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...dered-after-meeting-man-on-popular-dating-app
A 25-year-old Tampa Bay man is dead after police say he met someone on a popular dating app.

Dontae Lampkins vanished while using the dating app Plenty of Fish.
His body was discovered in an alley, riddled with bullets.
Police believe Lampkins was murdered by someone he met on the dating app.
His family believes he was targeted because he was gay.
Plenty of Fish is a Canadian-based dating app company owned by Match. It has an estimated 3.5 million (2015) active users per day. (Also used by Cricketman123)
The app says it creates 1 million new relationships every year.



http://miami.cbslocal.com/2017/03/0...-turn-over-950000-for-fraudulent-tax-returns/

ORLANDO (CBSMiami/AP) — When it comes to preparing tax returns, being open and honest is always the best way to go.

A central Florida man who owned a tax preparation business with locations in several states must turn over nearly $950,000 he received from preparing improper and fraudulent returns.

A federal judge in Orlando issued a civil order Monday that permanently bars Jason Stinson from preparing federal tax returns for others and from owning or operating a tax return preparation business.
 
http://wset.com/news/local/florida-man-sentenced-in-lynchburg-for-exploiting-children

LYNCHBURG, Va. (WSET) - A Florida man will spend 10 years in federal prison for exploiting minors on the Internet, including one from the Lynchburg area.

Lenny Baldwin Jr., 22, of Miami pleaded guilty to one count of persuading, inducing, enticing or coercing a minor into producing child pornography.

According to evidence presented at other court hearings, Baldwin solicited girls he knew were minors to send him nude photographs.

The evidence showed Baldwin threatened to post the pictures publicly if the girls didn't send more.

Officials say Baldwin solicited girls from multiple jurisdictions.

Baldwin's online account records show that he attempted to get naked photographs from multiple minor girls on a frequent basis, according to evidence.

The Department of Homeland Security and the Appomattox Sheriff's Office conducted the investigation. U.S. Attorney prosecuted the case.
 
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58bf2c76e4b0d1078ca1edcb

Miami police have arrested a man they said keyed swastikas into five cars last month.

Timothy Merriam was arrested Feb. 26 for allegedly slashing the tires on Citi bikes. Police said the 61-year-old suspect may have slashed more than 100 bike tires in a 30-day period, according to Local10.com.

The swastika keyings happened in a neighborhood that is predominantly Jewish, according to CBS Miami.

One of the victims, Doug Eaton, told the station he believed the swastikas were a message of hate.

“Obviously it was intended to offend our neighbors,” Eaton said. “We’re not Jewish but the majority of this neighborhood is Jewish and that’s what it was designed to do. It was designed to offend them and it’s a very offensive sign and it’s going to upset a lot of people around here.

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