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Randell Corgon · Mar 8, 2017

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/0...-for-2-weeks-for-losing-purse-police-say.html
Authorities say a South Florida man raped and beat his girlfriend for nearly two weeks because she lost a purse he bought her.

The woman told police that Little became upset in January because she left the purse in an Uber vehicle. She says he hit her with a suitcase and a golf club and removed some of her acrylic nails with pliers. The woman attempted to leave their apartment, but she says he threatened and choked her. She says Little kept her in the apartment for the next two weeks, drugging and raping her.

http://wreg.com/2017/03/07/florida-man-accused-of-raping-13-year-old-at-funeral/
A Florida man is accused of raping a 13-year-old and getting her pregnant — and it all happened at church while she was at a funeral, the Palm Beach Post reported.
Andre Brown, 26, is charged with sexual assault on a victim between 12 and 18 years old.
The victim told detectives Brown, whom she knew, grabbed her and took her into the bathroom and then locked the door and raped her.
She didn’t tell anyone at first after it happened in April 2016. According to the arrest report, she was worried she would be blamed for it.
After she went to the doctor in July and learned she was pregnant, she told the authorities about what happened.
A DNA test confirmed Brown is the father, though Brown denied ever having sex with her.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/8/police-florida-man-spit-at-threatened-arresting-of/
A Florida man faces multiple charges after police say he tried to use his hands, feet, fist and teeth as weapons while attempting to escape from custody.
38-year-old Aaron Ives was arrested on three counts each of battery on a law enforcement officer and threatening a public servant. He’s also charged with 32 counts of possessing a controlled substance.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/national/florida-man-arrested-in-teens-1994-death-dismemberment-
A Jacksonville Beach man has been arrested in connection to the death and dismemberment of a Nassau County boy 23 years ago.
Media outlets report that 60-year-old Ronnie Leon Hyde was arrested Tuesday as local, state and federal authorities swarmed his home. He's being held without bond on murder charges at the Duval County jail.
In June of 1994, an unidentified, dismembered male body was found behind a Lake City gas station. It wasn't until 2015 that DNA tests identified the victim as 16-year-old Fred Laster.
Laster's family had reported him missing in 1994. His sister told police that her brother was last seen with Hyde — a youth pastor and family friend.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/w...feet-florida-man-home/iGxqpIDeYhgTEpOomIKFWP/
It wasn’t smooth sailing when this Royal Caribbean cruise ship got a little too close to a Florida man’s house.
Bill Todhunter, who has a waterfront home at Port Everglades, regularly sees ships sail past his home. However, last Friday, he said the Celebrity Equinox ship was maybe 100 feet away, WPLG reported.

Randell Corgon · Mar 9, 2017

http://fox6now.com/2017/03/08/flori...rt-in-waukesha-co-for-another-incident-in-wi/
A Florida man accused of committing credit card crimes with cloned credit cards throughout the state was arrested Monday, March 6th by officials with the Washington County Sheriff’s Office.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-reg-bruce-levy-sentenced-20170307-story.html
Bruce Levy, a former Boca Raton resident who took off for Costa Rica as law enforcement closed in on his marijuana grow house six years ago, stood before a federal judge in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday to ask for mercy.

Clad in a green-striped jail jumpsuit and walking with the aid of a cane, Levy presented himself to U.S. District Judge William Dimitrouleas as a rare specimen — a 70-year old man with a “perfectly clean” criminal record going to prison for the first time in his life.

https://www.scmagazine.com/fort-myers-man-arrested-for-taking-san-diego-firm-offline/article/642892/
A Florida man was arrested after allegedly shutting down a San Diego software company's website and holding it for ransom.

Authorities said 29-year-old Gerard "Jerry" M. McTear III of Fort Myers Florida was charged with threatening to damage and intentionally damaging computers after authorities say the company lost more than $5,000 in business as a result of the site being offline, according to a DOJ press release.

Randell Corgon · Mar 9, 2017

http://wfla.com/2017/03/09/south-florida-man-beat-coworker-to-death-with-crowbar/
Authorities say a construction worker beat a fellow worker to death with a crowbar at a South Florida site.
A Broward Sheriff’s Office news release says 32-year-old Jonathan Schuler was arrested shortly after Wednesday morning’s attack on 32-year-old Arcenio Alvarez.
Authorities say Schuler and Alvarez worked for different companies at the same Deerfield Beach construction site, so investigators weren’t sure if the two men had ever met before Wednesday. Alvarez was an employee of N&P Demolition, a subcontractor on the site. Schuler was a day laborer who was contracted only for the day.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ct-dupage-shoplifting-trial-0309-20170309-story.html
Florida man reputed to have financed a lavish lifestyle through shoplifting went on trial Wednesday in DuPage County, accused of theft and burglary from a Hobby Lobby store in Lombard.
The start of the trial for Ignatius M. Pollara, 51, came 20 months after his arrest in July 2015, and in the interim, he has received two contempt of court citations for cursing at a judge and a prosecutor.
Pollara was on probation in Florida, where he had earned a reputation for being a master shoplifter. Authorities there said he had stolen millions of dollars in merchandise, including expensive toys, such as high-end Lego sets, that he later resold.

When he told his Florida probation officer he was flying to the Chicago area to visit family, the officer, who knew Pollara did not have relatives here, contacted local authorities.
A team of police and retail store investigators trailed Pollara for a day before arresting him and finding a car full of stolen merchandise, Kelly told the judge.

The trial's first witness, Detective Jeremy Thayer of the Downers Grove police, described how officers followed Pollara from O'Hare International Airport after his arrival to a series of stores, mostly along Golf Road in Schaumburg, and then on to the Oak Brook area.

Authorities say Pollara went into about 20 stores in roughly 24 hours before he was arrested. He allegedly had about $75 in stolen art supplies hidden in the small of his back when he was taken into custody, Thayer testified.

Several times Wednesday, the judge had to admonish Pollara, who frequently interjects his comments during his hearings, to remain quiet. Once, when he apparently disputed the testimony of the detective, Pollara blurted out, "That's a set-up. That's a set-up," and he kept up a steady stream of commentary to his attorney, Assistant Public Defender Mark Lyon.

Randell Corgon · Mar 9, 2017

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...ates-drugs-for-deputy/n1QJroAT67Rb8WIE31gPiK/
A sweating Florida man who claims that he was delivering drugs in exchange for a vacation finds himself in legal trouble.

According to FL Keys News, Tyler Doidge, 21, told authorities he was on his way to vacation in Key West when he was pulled over Tuesday for speeding. When a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputy approach Doidge’s 2008 Buick LaCrosse, he smelled marijuana and told Doidge he was going to search the car.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/09/florida-man-claims-assault-prompted-by-trump-sticker.html
A Florida man is recovering from a violent road rage attack that he believes happened because he's a supporter of President Trump.
Gregg Dunay has a Trump bumper sticker and banner on the car he was driving Tuesday. As he approached an intersection, he realized he needed to turn left, but another driver didn't want to let him in.

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