🌟 Internet Famous FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Gilgamesh said:
There is a certain breed of crazy that is obsessed with the law. You see it in sovereign citizens and you see it in frivolous defamation lawsuits such as those that hit this site or that 15 billion dollar New York Times lawsuit. Don’t know why this is but crazy people really like trying to use the legal system to their advantage
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It all started with Bernie (Falconry Finance/Martin Random of SA fame) threatening legal action against him, prior to this they were friends and he was probably giving him shitty legal advice. Surprisingly Bernie’s legal credentials are the least embellished of his personal claims, he was a lawyer and did infact work at the firms he claimed to, he is no longer a lawyer and seems to be some type of schizoid with delusions about the government making him sick with an implant.

Recently flesh seems to believe he has achieved a great victory by 1shot admitting to “swatting” him, although I was under the impression Bernie had claimed responsibility from the start and said it was all above board as they took his guns meaning it wasn’t a false call.
 
For what its worth, I also wish that fleshsimulator would go back to making videos about gadgets & electronic doohickies & such & stop accusing random nobody unemployed faggots of being involved with high profile intelligence agencies, attracting more unemployed faggots who clearly get off on the attention, & repeating the cycle. Unless it's a sexual fetish, then no judgements here, & if that's the case, based, honestly.
 
angerfaggot said:
For what its worth, I also wish that fleshsimulator would go back to making videos about gadgets & electronic doohickies & such & stop accusing random nobody unemployed faggots of being involved with high profile intelligence agencies, attracting more unemployed faggots who clearly get off on the attention, & repeating the cycle.
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:agree:

angerfaggot said:
Unless it's a sexual fetish, then no judgements here, & if that's the case, based, honestly.
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:disagree:


p.s. Every time I look at your avatar
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I'm tired and I really don't feel like typing this out, but seeing as no one else has posted about it after 17 fucking hours: Flesh released a very corpo-coded trailer for one of the features of his vibecoded piece of software. It makes sense that everyone (including me) is losing interest, but the fact that not even the a-logs are bothering anymore is crazy. Anyway:

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I don't even remember if Pilotlight is the software itself or just one of its features. I also do not care. Just archiving the videos.

Never mind, I decided to actually watch the "new and improved" version of the trailer before posting and I just remembered that the software itself is called Solnet. How the fuck did Flesh conclude that the second video was better than the first? I swear I'm about to start calling this nigga Thomas.
 
imbecile said:
I'm tired and I really don't feel like typing this out, but seeing as no one else has posted about it after 17 fucking hours: Flesh released a very corpo-coded trailer for one of the features of his vibecoded piece of software. It makes sense that everyone (including me) is losing interest, but the fact that not even the a-logs are bothering anymore is crazy. Anyway:

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I don't even remember if Pilotlight is the software itself or just one of its features. I also do not care. Just archiving the videos.

Never mind, I decided to actually watch the "new and improved" version of the trailer before posting and I just remembered that the software itself is called Solnet. How the fuck did Flesh conclude that the second video was better than the first? I swear I'm about to start calling this nigga Thomas.
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I saw that pretty soon after it was posted and didn't have the strength to document and post it. Thank you for your consistent contributions to the thread you're really puling the weight at this point.
As for the video itself, its aesthetically impressive and materially void. Makes a lot of claims with no proof of how. Also, can anyone explain how or why a case management system would need a 3D visualizer? Am I just retarded or is that completely worse than a spreadsheet in like every application relevant to the program. Seriously just feels like cringe larp, I refuse to believe any real investors are trying to throw money into this fire.
 
Chimera said:
Thank you for your consistent contributions to the thread you're really puling the weight at this point.
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Thank you but all I'm doing is posting random bullshit for posterity, more or less. I hope someone can be bothered to add context because I'm not willing to spend any more time on this nonsense, unfortunately.

Chimera said:
As for the video itself, its aesthetically impressive and materially void.
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I don't even consider it aesthetically impressive, sadly. It just looks like a bunch of stock footage and video editing software presets thrown together to form one big, incoherent clusterfuck of an audiovisual experience. I genuinely do not believe he made these himself, as they lack his distinctive style, which, might I add, I genuinely admired. Fucking terrible choice of music, too. I don't know which would be worse: him letting his Discord glazers produce those videos for him or him somehow managing to create something so very lacklustre himself. It's depressing either way.
 
imbecile said:
I'm tired and I really don't feel like typing this out, but seeing as no one else has posted about it after 17 fucking hours: Flesh released a very corpo-coded trailer for one of the features of his vibecoded piece of software. It makes sense that everyone (including me) is losing interest, but the fact that not even the a-logs are bothering anymore is crazy. Anyway:

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I don't even remember if Pilotlight is the software itself or just one of its features. I also do not care. Just archiving the videos.

Never mind, I decided to actually watch the "new and improved" version of the trailer before posting and I just remembered that the software itself is called Solnet. How the fuck did Flesh conclude that the second video was better than the first? I swear I'm about to start calling this nigga Thomas.
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This shit is just boring and gay can this retard paint himself red again
 
Chimera said:
its aesthetically impressive and materially void
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I think this is the point where I'm tapping out. That promo video was nothing but fluff -- no feature explanation or demonstration, just a bunch of ooh-ahh visuals, which mean little now when anyone can try their hand at prompting Gemini or Claude. Besides that, every tweet interaction I see of Flesh is just him quote tweeting 1Shot, whose grating posting style has grown horrendously stale to the point where I'm not even interested in mocking it. Everyone involved in this drama is just fake & gay and I no longer care what happens to any of them.

Honestly, the highlight for me was watching Jesse mess with Maoist Landlord, but he seems to have moved on. Doubt any new actors will enter the fray as the rationale behind the feud is only going to get further buried as the mountain of quote tweets increases -- eventually there will probably be a point where barely anyone even knows why there's a fight here.
 
I hate myself for spending more time on X but here are a few more posts I thought worth sharing.

Big news:

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Not looking up the laws referenced here – only posting because there's something genuinely funny about the childish humour 1shot went for:

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Original image posted by 1shot

Video that made me chuckle inwardly:

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His Patois accent sucks so bad, but I suspect (or hope) he's aware of this. To have his proto-gunt on full display to assert dominance is based, however.

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Lyrics:

[Intro: 1shot]
I would lynch a black person.
[Repeated throughout]

[Verse: Flesh Simulator]
Mi shrink 1shot down till him fit inna di mint tin
then rattle it hard as mi can when dem caps [?].
Mi crucify tiny 1shot with push pins
and unshrink him while him still inna di mint tin.
Yeah, me gwaan turn 1shot into an Altoid.
(Mi) gwaan make 1shot Yakubian George Floyd.
1shot be known for battyboy tendencies.
Mi gwaan fuck 1shot and me no fuck tenderly.
 
imbecile said:
I'm tired and I really don't feel like typing this out, but seeing as no one else has posted about it after 17 fucking hours: Flesh released a very corpo-coded trailer for one of the features of his vibecoded piece of software. It makes sense that everyone (including me) is losing interest, but the fact that not even the a-logs are bothering anymore is crazy. Anyway:

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For real who is the customer base for this??? How many people are convinced they are being e-gang stalked by a troon cabal.

Something tells me not enough to pay for the tokens…
 
Chimera said:
can anyone explain how or why a case management system would need a 3D visualizer?
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Software like this has existed for a long time, and I imagine the ones being used in serious settings already got AI enabled over the last few years.
imbecile said:
Video that made me chuckle inwardly:
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This feels like a bad imitation of that Sam Hyde bit where he does the accent. Not looking good bros.
 
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Who is telling him that any half serious LE agency would contract out this garbage, especially considering Flesh's history of institutional distrust and now a long track record of inability to maintain professionalism under pressure.
 
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Who is telling him that any half serious LE agency would contract out this garbage, especially considering Flesh's history of institutional distrust and now a long track record of inability to maintain professionalism under pressure.
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Only $3,600.00 a year! Or only a mere $500 if you sign up for the beta.

This will end up being a free hobby tool for anyone who ever saw a disagreeable post on the internet. Pros will still use the tools we don’t even know the names of. Mid-levels will keep using Obsidian, which is far more powerful and well-tested. Who is this even for aside from a few pissed-off internet addicts?
 
The fact that I open X frequently enough to sometimes catch stuff like this super early now is somewhat worrying. If I get addicted to X because of Flesh Simulator's gay beef, I'm forwarding him my therapy bills.

Anyway, I'm just making this post because the thread got mentioned again:

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Original image taken from Xitter post
 
imbecile said:
The fact that I open X frequently enough to sometimes catch stuff like this super early now is somewhat worrying. If I get addicted to X because of Flesh Simulator's gay beef, I'm forwarding him my therapy bills.

Anyway, I'm just making this post because the thread got mentioned again:

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I'm quaking in my boots
 
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