🌟 Internet Famous FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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I remember Josh having a segment on MATI where he would put on Vivaldi and try increasingly insane appeals. I think the one that finally did the trick was the one where he went "Please sir, I am Indian. Please help me, I am fucking Indian," but I may be misremembering things. I miss that segment.
It's true, and it worked for me. I tried everything over the years - claiming to be trans, claiming the account was vital to mossad operations, claiming that actually I am Twitter Support and THEIR ban appeal is denied, etc - but when I did Josh's "Please sir I am Indian sir please to be doing the unbanning sir" it worked literally instantly.
 
It's true, and it worked for me. I tried everything over the years - claiming to be trans, claiming the account was vital to mossad operations, claiming that actually I am Twitter Support and THEIR ban appeal is denied, etc - but when I did Josh's "Please sir I am Indian sir please to be doing the unbanning sir" it worked literally instantly.
This works on kiwifarms btw
 
The truth is it unbans you if six months have passed and you put in an appeal, reddit also
Four Thunk-Provokings and one Disagree in, I feel comfortable enough saying that I seem to remember Josh's ban being upheld for much longer than that. Wasn't it years? Appeals didn't help.

In other news, I checked X and I have no idea what's going on again. Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway – perhaps someone who's more invested can shed some light on the other stuff he's sperging about. I guess I'm just glad he's not posting about his shitcoin.

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Four Thunk-Provokings and one Disagree in, I feel comfortable enough saying that I seem to remember Josh's ban being upheld for much longer than that. Wasn't it years? Appeals didn't help.

In other news, I checked X and I have no idea what's going on again. Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway – perhaps someone who's more invested can shed some light on the other stuff he's sperging about. I guess I'm just glad he's not posting about his shitcoin.

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We need the 120 character limit back, this is just inane
 
Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway
So he thinks by April 2028 all leftists will be posting the word nigger. A truly incredible prediction.
 
Four Thunk-Provokings and one Disagree in, I feel comfortable enough saying that I seem to remember Josh's ban being upheld for much longer than that. Wasn't it years? Appeals didn't help.

In other news, I checked X and I have no idea what's going on again. Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway – perhaps someone who's more invested can shed some light on the other stuff he's sperging about. I guess I'm just glad he's not posting about his shitcoin.

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Flesh simulator predicting a massive societal shift in which AI will render mass amounts of skilled professional managerial class labour useless, creating a new permanent underclass. Very troubling stuff, I wonder how it will affect society?

Oh that’s right, the 5 twitter communists he’s arguing with are going to have to resort to saying slurs to somehow prove they aren’t using AI..?
 
Flesh simulator predicting a massive societal shift in which AI will render mass amounts of skilled professional managerial class labour useless, creating a new permanent underclass. Very troubling stuff, I wonder how it will affect society?

Oh that’s right, the 5 twitter communists he’s arguing with are going to have to resort to saying slurs to somehow prove they aren’t using AI..?
I wish your thoughts were more fun.
 
Four Thunk-Provokings and one Disagree in, I feel comfortable enough saying that I seem to remember Josh's ban being upheld for much longer than that. Wasn't it years? Appeals didn't help.

In other news, I checked X and I have no idea what's going on again. Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway – perhaps someone who's more invested can shed some light on the other stuff he's sperging about. I guess I'm just glad he's not posting about his shitcoin.

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Yesterday I checked his profile directly because the thread was slow. Saw this and just sighed. What would Flesh simulator from January of this year think about the state he'd end up in if he could see the future? The Flesh Simulator from a year ago today? Like a frog boiling to death the gradual decline has blinded him to how much he's allowed this feud to destroy his life and derail his career. It legitimately makes me sad to think about. Flesh needed more cyber bullying PSAs as a teen I guess.
 
In other news, I checked X and I have no idea what's going on again. Flesh is posting about SpongeBob profile pictures, his a-logs being bad at trigonometry, and the word "nigger". I'm only including a screenshot regarding the last topic because I'm feeling lazy and I can't make sense of any of the other bullshit anyway – perhaps someone who's more invested can shed some light on the other stuff he's sperging about. I guess I'm just glad he's not posting about his shitcoin.

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He's just mixing and matching memes from his for you page like a baby would play with blocks. Washed.
 
So he thinks by April 2028 all leftists will be posting the word nigger. A truly incredible prediction.
What he fails to understand is that leftists are completely divorced from reality. All of them - including PhD computer scientists - believe that all AI has an inherent right wing bias and that its primary use is in creating social media bots to pretend ICE is popular, likely on behalf of Putin.

Every single lay lefty you see in the wild thinks that everyone disagreeing with them is a bot, because they exist in a media bubble that tells them that their ideas are completely universal and no one disagrees except like a dozen evil White men.
 
derail his career
Am I allowed to ask how Mr. Flesh and his funny fools are able to maintain such a prolific positing career at seemingly all hours of the day? If I find out these niggers are all on SNAP and using their Twitter time as "community service" I might toss my phone.
 
tl;dr for anyone not willing to open the soul-devouring hellhole that is Xitter:

Flesh fell for a Xitter scam because the people running the scam account copied the branding of a reputable crypto protocol that lets Xitter users convert trading fees into money or some shit. Don't ask me; I don't know anything about shitcoins and really can't be bothered to learn anything about them.

Here's a screenshot of two of Flesh's xeets regarding his loss:

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He's made so many more xeets about this and a million other things, including the SpongeBob PFPs, viggle, and someone getting doxed. I am still lost but am including a few more screenshots in this post just because. Can one of the actually useful haters please swoop in and explain everything that's happening?

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