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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Burt is absolutely incredible and I'm tired of pretending he's not. If the wiggers actually found him on Craigslist by chance then that was a one in a million find. Absolute content machine.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Burt chimping out:
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That monkey has a strangely African accent. Curious.

For context, he was acting out scenarios suggested by TTS. This one was “monkey chimps out over not getting a welfare check”. Others included him impregnating Binx and “man bitten by a gay zombie pretends he’s fine to the other survivors”.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Okay you watched enough to know all of these scenarios, but you don't have a clip of this?!

EDIT: Hold on, I'm actually a little more angry than I initially jokingly thought. You better fucking post this clip.
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It’s in Burt’s latest stream last night, so go find it. It’s hard to clip things when you’re watching a stream as background noise while you’re gaming.
 
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Looks like this nigger does not have a thread, so it seems like the best place to share.

His new video is basically some kind of a parody of the stupid videos you see where people are trying to guess who is the fake one.

I don't always like his shit, but this one was really fun. Nick in particular does not intervene much, but the cutaways to his face are hilarious.

 
Mörkö said:
Burt is absolutely incredible and I'm tired of pretending he's not. If the wiggers actually found him on Craigslist by chance then that was a one in a million find. Absolute content machine.
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And it was serendipitous that it was the only season with a truly gas lit cast. I don't think Burt would of been as fun if he replaced Freddie or JC in their seasons.
 
rel=alternate said:
Looks like this nigger does not have a thread, so it seems like the best place to share.

His new video is basically some kind of a parody of the stupid videos you see where people are trying to guess who is the fake one.

I don't always like his shit, but this one was really fun. Nick in particular does not intervene much, but the cutaways to his face are hilarious.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIKATO0H-ek
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>late to posting the video
>posts in the wrong thread
>it’s just sucking rochefort’s cock
Kill yourself
 
rel=alternate said:
Looks like this nigger does not have a thread, so it seems like the best place to share.

His new video is basically some kind of a parody of the stupid videos you see where people are trying to guess who is the fake one.

I don't always like his shit, but this one was really fun. Nick in particular does not intervene much, but the cutaways to his face are hilarious.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIKATO0H-ek
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Sorry for all the mean responses, the thread is very irritable right now because FT withdrawals are at an all-time high :(

That being said, FUCK YOU
 
Lowercase I internet said:
the thread is very irritable right now because FT withdrawals are at an all-time high :(
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No one even got together to do some scuffed christmas-tank, like they did for thanksgiving. And I mean sure: thankfultank went bad, because you can't control Alex, but it was helping the withdrawals. And yeah, it's Christmas, it's hard to get fuckers together for Christmas...but fuck you, I want some tank.
 
Mörkö said:
Burt is absolutely incredible and I'm tired of pretending he's not. If the wiggers actually found him on Craigslist by chance then that was a one in a million find. Absolute content machine.
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Yes! And all of the wiggers are degenerates anyway, so I don't get why I should be disgusted by Burt more than them. I think he gets a bit repetitive from time to time, but then he actually evolves.

anliteralidiot said:
No one even got together to do some scuffed christmas-tank, like they did for thanksgiving. And I mean sure: thankfultank went bad, because you can't control Alex, but it was helping the withdrawals. And yeah, it's Christmas, it's hard to get fuckers together for Christmas...but fuck you, I want some tank.
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Alex was absolutely amazing in S3, but he just doesn't work when he's "self-aware" IMO. Thankfultank didn't satisfy me, but I guess it and also some of the other off season content made me way more sympathetic towards Jimmy than I was before. As opposed to Dungay, he at least tried.
 
Watching the S3 recaps and now with the izzat revelations of 2025, I'm able to see the exact moment Simbals izzat physically leaves his body when Luke bodies him. Amazing.
 
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