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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    775
Well I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!

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Christmas Eve night of Fishtank was the most hilarious night we all experienced. I laughed my guts out when it was revealed to be AirSoftFatty as Santa.
In the beginning, AirSoftFatty taste tested every cookie the fishes baked and spitting out the worst cookies. He described them all as "tasted like shit". Then Chris visited Jimmy in the kitchen, cooking his eggnog, and dropped an airsoft grenade.
Next, Chris startled all the sleeping contestants using bang snaps and being loud as possible.



The ultimate test would fall on Trish as Sam payed her to let Chris ride on her thigh doing reverse cowgirl, resulting the bed breaking under his weight. I lost my composure at that moment.

 
One of my favorite fatty moments ever was his boxing fight with frank hassle in S2 in which his pants fell down mid fight
 
The best night of Season 2 was when Shinji stayed up and stole everything from downstairs, leaving Jimmy to wake up the next day defeated.
 
I liked when tj LITERALLY painted himself into a corner. Still cracks me up (wasn’t it one of your avatars?)
 
i frankly do not trust anything eggy says about sam hyde because they had weird beef on their respective 8ch boards back in the day. sam had /mde/ and eggy had some other board.


eggy took this waaaay more seriously than he should've and vehemently hates anything related to sam now, even if he won't admit it openly.
he also believes MDE people "suppress him" and thinks he would be famous for his slop incelcore rap if they didn't "ruin his reputation"

has compared himself to BONES and thinks BONES is famous because he got the MDE endorsement(true of Joeyy, but BONES was already big before he met the MDE guys and Nick & Charls are both into that strain of OG soundcloud rap, eggy is just legitimately delusional)
i do think jet's probably a pedo or at least a sex pest tho.
Eggy also lies, claiming to hate Fishtank but yet would follow everyone on Fishtank. He also said he dated Betty, but he sent me an audio recording drunk saying it wasn't Betty but someone who looked like her.
 
It's a gay Christmas
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Christmas Eve night of Fishtank was the most hilarious night we all experienced. I laughed my guts out when it was revealed to be AirSoftFatty as Santa.
In the beginning, AirSoftFatty taste tested every cookie the fishes baked and spitting out the worst cookies. He described them all as "tasted like shit". Then Chris visited Jimmy in the kitchen, cooking his eggnog, and dropped an airsoft grenade.
Next, Chris startled all the sleeping contestants using bang snaps and being loud as possible.
The ultimate test would fall on Trish as Sam payed her to let Chris ride on her thigh doing reverse cowgirl, resulting the bed breaking under his weight. I lost my composure at that moment.
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Holy shit I forgot about the airsoft grenade. Those things can be loud enough to make you consider wearing earpro to the airsoft field.
 
The best night of Season 2 was when Shinji stayed up and stole everything from downstairs, leaving Jimmy to wake up the next day defeated.
that too, nearly had forgotten about it, still probally the most insane challenge related thing a fish has done. S2 wasn't the best season but it still was full of crazy moments and had the best aesthetics of any season so far, wish they did more stuff like that
 
My favorite late night season 2 activity was Tay barricading Fatty shut inside of the crawlspace, leading to him having a panic attack :story:
 
My favorite late night season 2 activity was Tay barricading Fatty shut inside of the crawlspace, leading to him having a panic attack :story:
That was around the time I first learned about FT. Back then, Fatty was still considered a lolcow and the sloptubers were covering his antics.
 
Would the Black Israelites consider him a TRUE and HONEST niggajew though? The Black Israelites believe that only black Americans, as in, the descendants of the original slaves are the real Jews. Actual Africans don't count and that has to include Burt thanks to his west African heritage.
Also they REALLY REALLY don’t like gay people.
 
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