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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
CatWithCigar said:
I stand corrected then. The LLC does exist but everything I outlined including the fake drama I highlighted is accurate. The LLC can be real while the cease and desist is still fake. Both can co-exist.
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I honestly can't comprehend what the intention of your original post is even about. Did you just try to list everything that might be misinfo? You keep referencing Chris Tyson, as if everyone would know what exactly you're referencing there. I kind of spaced out when you started to explain weird incest anime. Wtf does that have to do with anything?
I also think it's weird that it sounds like you're blaming people for posting random screenshots.

Also Jon is 100% gay and you would make a great future fishtank contestant!
 
yoursavior said:
Jon literally lifted me up and spun me around like I was his bride to be. So I can never hate that wittle wetard because this.
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More and more the "Jon gay" allegations feel less like allegations and more like statements of fact. Glad you had fun meeting him though. If I ever met someone from fishtank I think it'd pretty cool, even if it was a fish I didn't like.
Londo said:
What's the eta of the new season fellas
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*Hits galaxy gas* What the fuck is a new season?
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
More and more the "Jon gay" allegations feel less like allegations and more like statements of fact. Glad you had fun meeting him though. If I ever met someone from fishtank I think it'd pretty cool, even if it was a fish I didn't like.
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I live in the same state as Jon and he seems like the type who'd be super easy to spot in public. I'd keep an eye out for him if I ever went to Bend.
 
I thought they were doing auditions. Was that bullshit?
 
Londo said:
I thought they were doing auditions. Was that bullshit?
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There's an audition form on the website but it hasn't been advertised at all, only the most hard-core and dedicated fans are aware of it. Most of the fanbase is only present for the seasons so without any advertising only these dedicated ones will be aware of it to apply. However, it's no indication of how long it'll be before the next season.
 
anyone that thinks jon isn't gay didn't watch S1 and the insanely gay shit that happened between him and simmons, it was so gay that early on there were people speculating there was some kind of production fuckery involved (such as jon being a plant or being a gay man trying to act as a super heterosexual andrew tate man as some kind of twist on the fish and the audience).
 
CatWithCigar said:
this appears to be nothing more than a friend, Ellie, attempting to help Jet by setting him up with a potential girlfriend.
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Nitroused hands wrote this.

Seriously, though, 'Jet is a Gentleman and Jon is a straight man that ran a successful show' is such a bizarre stance to take. I can see somebody putting that much effort into one position or the other, but I can't fathom the mind that is this invested into both positions simultaneously.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Seriously, though, 'Jet is a Gentleman and Jon is a straight man that ran a successful show' is such a bizarre stance to take. I can see somebody putting that much effort into one position or the other, but I can't fathom the mind that is this invested into both positions simultaneously.
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I think Jon probably did the best effort his sped brain could muster and did give an earnest attempt at hosting a content house with zero experience streaming.

Of course it was a shitshow though, the guy is quite literally a sped and people were feeding him drugs the whole time. He also probably met Love America e-begging since I have friends in the crypto bro sphere and they mentioned Jon "and other fishtank people" sliding in their DM's to beg for money.

There's also some loose association between ADL and remilia/BRG which seems to be a whole different kind of absolutely raped mess of a crypto scam. Perhaps a COM-adjacent crypto scam? can't figure out if that part's "ironic"
 
Well I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!

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