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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
DaliaTookOne said:
Why post this and not the ARG that was being pushed last week? Posted randomly for a few days by 1 pbtids. Base64 decodes to 'RETRIBUTION: 12-95' and could imply a december season with a 1995 or 2095 theme, that is assuming its even real. There's also hidden text in the image which looks like 'thekeyiswithinthis' and the number 2 in the corner.
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Yo, a themed season like S2 in the 70s, but with 1995 would kick so much ass...
That "stay inside no coffee" poster is new, too.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Ooo instead of the Pong like in S2 they can have a little LAN party!
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leave the fish with one console...
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DaliaTookOne said:
Why post this and not the ARG that was being pushed last week? Posted randomly for a few days by 1 pbtids. Base64 decodes to 'RETRIBUTION: 12-95' and could imply a december season with a 1995 or 2095 theme, that is assuming its even real. There's also hidden text in the image which looks like 'thekeyiswithinthis' and the number 2 in the corner.
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This is the first post you've made since you joined in September?

Maybe the thread really is slow but I'm surprised anyone new would show up here after months of nothing happening.
 
DaliaTookOne said:
Why post this and not the ARG that was being pushed last week? Posted randomly for a few days by 1 pbtids. Base64 decodes to 'RETRIBUTION: 12-95' and could imply a december season with a 1995 or 2095 theme, that is assuming its even real. There's also hidden text in the image which looks like 'thekeyiswithinthis' and the number 2 in the corner.
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I don't really believe this is an official thing, especially if its spearheaded in fucking /bant/ of all places. It is not impossible though. If it develops I will eat my words.

I both love and hate that Season 2 ran over December. Personally its a terrible time to be watching but Fish activities colliding with big seasonal events is a special kind of cozy.
 
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Please, just one more good season of fishtank that actually finishes. Also maybe throw Jet into the back of a van, but I just need something to put on my second monitor again while I work.
 
The Man With No Name said:
This is the first post you've made since you joined in September?

Maybe the thread really is slow but I'm surprised anyone new would show up here after months of nothing happening.
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Lurked for years, only made an account to read the hidden Jet thread. Posting this because you’re archiving stuff from /bant/ that doesn’t seem anywhere near as real. Also important to note that S5 larpers only started to appear in the threads once that ARG was posted. It went unnoticed because people there refused to participate thinking it was mints.
 
Meowstery said:
Please, just one more good season of fishtank that actually finishes. Also maybe throw Jet into the back of a van, but I just need something to put on my second monitor again while I work.
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Season 2 was the last season where it actually took place in one house and the winner earned the grand prize. Season 3 and 4 had various locations from outside forces beyond their control. I just want a season that goes smoothly with no hiccups and ends properly, is that too much to ask?
Honestly, Fishtank was the reason why I bought a third monitor just to view while I browse. Watching fishtank while working made the job much more bearable.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
beyond their control.
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I'm sure the wiggers will say it was beyond their control. If your brain is filled with holes from Galaxy Gas, the consequences of your actions, which you cannot stop once they start to happen, are beyond your control. Like yeah, by the time the cops had showed up to the S2 house it was beyond their control, but it only got to that point because of things the wiggers chose to do, and chose not to do, which was in their control.
 
creaturestorm said:
Jet and Ellie still together?

I predict S5 will occur 4 months after they split. Lock it in.
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The last time we've had any confirmation of them in the same place at the same time was the bodycam footage dated 28th August. Last we heard, Ellie had to go back to high school for the new academic year, but it's unclear if she actually did or not. For all we know, her school may have started w/c 1st September, and she may have returned to California a day or two after the bodycam footage was recorded.
 
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Polska krowa said:
The last time we've had any confirmation of them in the same place at the same time was the bodycam footage dated 28th August. Last we heard, Ellie had to go back to high school for the new academic year, but it's unclear if she actually did or not. For all we know, her school may have started w/c 1st September, and she may have returned to California a day or two after the bodycam footage was recorded.
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So January at the earliest.
 
A 90s themed season would be GOATed. One can only imagine what kind of insane Goldstriker character Sam could cook up for it. That is, if he feels like taking a break from political grifting and actually putting effort into his show.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
A 90s themed season would be GOATed. One can only imagine what kind of insane Goldstriker character Sam could cook up for it. That is, if he feels like taking a break from political grifting and actually putting effort into his show.
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He'd spend a minute in character before breaking and never returning to it for the rest of his appearance
 
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