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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
neger psykolog said:
How come when it comes to celebrities no chicks ever come out and say "yeah I fucked him, he treated me really well and we had a good time. I had some good memories with him."?
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When has a chick ever said that about any man they've fucked when drama happens? The only women to ever speak up when there's shit happening are the ones that want attention.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
When has a chick ever said that about any man they've fucked when drama happens? The only women to ever speak up when there's shit happening are the ones that want attention.
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yeah but how come no chick ever comes out and says "yeah I fucked him, he was really good in bed" and counters the abuse claims and shit and be like "these bitches are dumb, he's actually really nice, he made me feel great bla bla he creampied me"

Is he just that shit at pleasing women or what is going on?
 
neger psykolog said:
How come when it comes to celebrities no chicks ever come out and say "yeah I fucked him, he treated me really well and we had a good time. I had some good memories with him."?

Not necessarily saying "we did anal" or giving details but just saying that one of these guys was good and they had a fun time?

Are all these famous people just really fucking terrible, inconsiderate people such that no woman ever sticks up for them or says they rode a guys face until they squirted like crazy?

I remember some of the classic rock band groupies saying they fucked the singers and shit when they were 15 and it was awesome. Are women nowadays just dumb?
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No one shares positive news. Ever. It's rare. People suck in 2025, that's just facts. Negativity all the time. Look at Kiwifarms lol
 
neger psykolog said:
How come when it comes to celebrities no chicks ever come out and say "yeah I fucked him, he treated me really well and we had a good time. I had some good memories with him."?

Not necessarily saying "we did anal" or giving details but just saying that one of these guys was good and they had a fun time?

Are all these famous people just really fucking terrible, inconsiderate people such that no woman ever sticks up for them or says they rode a guys face until they squirted like crazy?

I remember some of the classic rock band groupies saying they fucked the singers and shit when they were 15 and it was awesome. Are women nowadays just dumb?
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Who would want to admit to fucking Jet?
The only girls that admit it, do so to point out how much of a manipulating groomed he is.
 
LurkingLemur said:
No one shares positive news. Ever. It's rare. People suck in 2025, that's just facts. Negativity all the time. Look at Kiwifarms lol
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No I've seen chicks come out in defense of other guys. It's not impossible for someone like Letty to say "although I didn't fuck Jet I'm surprised by these allegations he was always really sweet and considerate. I think he might just be a bit weird around women and needs to learn to respect them better but people should keep this shit in perspective bla bla bla"

but not a single woman is coming out and saying he's actually not terrible? that's weird.

edit: I remember specifically that there were lots of contestants including women who said during the shows how great "production" was without mentioning Jet specifically.

And I also disagree with your "no one shares positive news". I like to think when I investigate/cover stories like these I also turn up counter claims and other shit. I've at least done so for stories that involve DSP and other people plenty of times - not necessarily disproving stuff always but at least providing differing viewpoints to show how retarded all of this actually is.
 
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neger psykolog said:
yeah but how come no chick ever comes out and says "yeah I fucked him, he was really good in bed" and counters the abuse claims and shit and be like "these bitches are dumb, he's actually really nice, he made me feel great bla bla he creampied me"

Is he just that shit at pleasing women or what is going on?
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Bro these bitches want attention. At first they wanted attention by being on Fishtank so they did stuff with Jet Neptune of all people. Now that's done so they want attention by exposing it. They don't care if a guy is good in bed but will usually go out of their way to say if he isn't. This is unfortunately just basic social dynamics.
 
They're really only guilty of being creepy weirdos. Maybe the modern day SJW "power dynamics" definition of rape or whatever.

The problem for me is that they're completely incompetent at their jobs and their #1 priority is obviously nothing but adding whores to their weird wigger sex cult instead of putting on a good show for the fans who are actually giving them money. They should all be fired just because of that but they won't because I don't think Sam gives a shit period about FT.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Many people ship Sam x Mizzy and he still doesn't go for it. He could give her a better life in Rhode Island, away from all that LA bullshit.
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Sam spouts a lot of hypocritical shit when it comes to his relationship advice, and Jet probably learned a lot of his tricks from ol Sammy, but one thing I think he's serious about these days about is keeping whatever he's up to behind the scenes you know "behind the scenes." With that I don't think he'd tolerate a public relationship with another entertainer. I'm confident if Mizzy x Sam was ever close to a real thing you can be damned sure she wouldn't be anywhere near LA, streaming, or collabing with the streamstars.
 
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Gash Flordon said:
Sam spouts a lot of hypocritical shit when it comes to his relationship advice, and Jet probably learned a lot of his tricks from ol Sammy, but one thing I think he's serious about these days about is keeping whatever he's up to behind the scenes you know "behind the scenes." With that I don't think he'd tolerate a public relationship with another entertainer. I'm confident if Mizzy x Sam was ever close to a real thing you can be damned sure she wouldn't be anywhere near LA, streaming, or collabing with the streamstars.
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I mean, he certainly keeps a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Both MDE projects and his relationships.
 
Halloween23 said:
The problem for me is that they're completely incompetent at their jobs and their #1 priority is obviously nothing but adding whores to their weird wigger sex cult instead of putting on a good show for the fans who are actually giving them money. They should all be fired just because of that but they won't because I don't think Sam gives a shit period about FT.
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They make it out like they're super hard at work on Fishtank between every season and after the disaster of S4 this would've been even more crucial, only for it to come out that Jet is actually spending his time at a lakehouse grilling while hanging out with his 18 year old gf and trying to bring out more groupies for the wiggers to fuck. They also promised more transparency this time around and this is what they're doing instead while not communicating at all.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
I mean, he certainly keeps a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Both MDE projects and his relationships.
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Mizzy has a thirst trap patreon page she runs for 10 subscribers. Considering the strong male role model character Sam has spent the last decade building if it came out he was with a girl who ever did OF lite, let alone him actively tolerating it, would be a bigger blow to his brand than all of Jets sexcapades coming out at once. Just something I don't see him risking by dating a chick who is making a career off the show and its fans.
It'd be like his own Idubbz turn.
 
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