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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
Clarence Boddicker said:
I only care because he's fucking with our retard show. I don't really give a fuck how morally broken he is, just don't let it get in the way of delivering the product.
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As long as they're of-age, alive, human and consenting I don't care either. Just how Jet doesn't care if they're cisgendered or not. But I have a problem the moment his lechery gets in the way of Fishtank and the next Bloodgames.
 
Emir_Quesadilla said:
The bigger question is whether or not Sam will actually fire Jet or if he will continue to hide in his gorilla nest.
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I think there is one of two outcomes

1. s4.5/s5 happens and its the same as always in the sense that wiggers stock the show with a few girls they want to fuck and the show absolutely falls apart in 2 weeks due to negligence. We then get some kind of text leak about some new wigger depravity.

2. Fish tank is abandoned, we never hear word of it again and the wiggers refuse to talk about it. Maybe if were lucky we get one or two off hand comments about being bored with it or how it just wasn't making enough money.

The idea that some how the next season will have finally fixed the problems and be better than it's previous seasons makes no sense to me. We have no evidence of why it would be that way. Maybe Jet and wiggers are actually putting in real work when they aren't busy having sex with desperate women. Maybe they are going to surprise the audience and turn it all around.

I think though them just giving up on it is more likely than anything. It's looking like were kind of already there.
 
KingFrampt said:
Jet was the real B.U.R.T the whole time
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This is a very good point, actually. How can any of the wiggers shame Burt for his degeneracy when the only difference between them is that Burt does it out in the open and doesn’t hide who he is. Fishtank really is a gay dating show.

Madison Grant said:

Flashback: The biggest lie Ellie told on the whatever podcast:​

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I have a unique dislike for Ellie, more so than many of the other thots they brought onto the show. I think it’s because she reminds me of Anisa Jomha. She has the same over inflated ego and allergy for working towards anything meaningful on her own. Mark my words. Ellie is Anisa Jomha 2.0.
 
What happened to the fat goth musician bitch from season 1 that was pretty unpleasant visually?

Also what happened to niggers being able to not be wage slaves from becoming internet famous? Last I checked only Josie makes enough from her retard simps that have a fetish for an underage/clueless/scared looking autistic girl.
 
neger psykolog said:
What happened to the fat goth musician bitch from season 1 that was pretty unpleasant visually?
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A 4channer was obsessed with getting to bang her, ended up getting his wish and got her pregnant. She moved to New Zealand to be with him but is continuing to be an onlyfans thot while raising her kid there.
 
What did Jet mean by this?

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Rache Bartmoss said:
I'm currently writing it. Anyone who has extensive knowledge on this little bosniak goblin, especially for his post-/r9k/ to pre-Fishtank history, or just want to help on writing the OP, are free to react this post with :winner: react to get invited into DM chain.
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I know that Bic flame introduced Jet to Sam. Jet only knew phone apps and
Sam then had to teach Jet how to use Adobe Premiere.
 
creaturestorm said:
What did Jet mean by this?

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This is a good point actually. Who was he making fun of with this bit exactly, himself? An older man paying thousands to have a chance at going on a date with Ellie, when he (nearly 10 years her senior) was the one who flew her out multiple times and took her on a trip to NYC for a date.

I think the point was to do some sort of bit to make Ellie uncomfortable but then he does it himself but for real? :story: This WAS a bit by the way as Dr. Cross said the whole finge date with Ellie thing was the wiggers' idea and he just paid to be on the show cause he's a fan.
 
neger psykolog said:
How come when it comes to celebrities no chicks ever come out and say "yeah I fucked him, he treated me really well and we had a good time. I had some good memories with him."?
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It's because they can't resist the BPD pussy that gets thrown at them line confetti, but also is like the toupie paradox. People think they can always spot a toupie cause they notice all the bad ones and don't know when they see a good one. If a celebrity has a good healthy relationship that ends on amicable terms your never going to hear the interview about it
Emir_Quesadilla said:
The bigger question is whether or not Sam will actually fire Jet or if he will continue to hide in his gorilla nest.
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Sam will not fire Jet. Sam doesn't want to do all the work Jet puts into the Tank and would rather cancel the show than risk someone flakey taking the role. If we get a "Jet is off the show" announcement I bet they fuck up halfway through the next season that it was a lie and Jet is still there.
creaturestorm said:
What did Jet mean by this?

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Covering his tracks.
 
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens said:
Or it was just a lie to get the heat off of him so that future whales wouldn't think they'd get roasted as well if they paid to get on the show.
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It was more a practice run for Ellie. They really want to help her out. Her best prospect is marrying a cardiologist in a couple of years. No self-respecting cardiologist would go on Fishtank so they have to settle for a reddit tier specialty like radiology.
 
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neger psykolog said:
How come when it comes to celebrities no chicks ever come out and say "yeah I fucked him, he treated me really well and we had a good time. I had some good memories with him."?

Not necessarily saying "we did anal" or giving details but just saying that one of these guys was good and they had a fun time?

Are all these famous people just really fucking terrible, inconsiderate people such that no woman ever sticks up for them or says they rode a guys face until they squirted like crazy?

I remember some of the classic rock band groupies saying they fucked the singers and shit when they were 15 and it was awesome. Are women nowadays just dumb?
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#MeToo happened and women discovered that they can easily ruin any man and make it big themselves just by simply saying they had sex, doesn't have to be rape, doesn't even have to be true. If you're a woman the accusation is easily enough.
 
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