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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
neger psykolog said:
Considering the upfront costs, risks involved as well as the cost of properties I would say it is definitely not a money printing machine.
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A lot of that risk could be avoided if they functioned at a base level of show running competency. File the proper paperwork, and don’t make little mistakes. The little mistakes add up, and before you know it a season ends four weeks early or you lose a fish who was hard carrying the show with two weeks left to go.

Ever since day 3 of season one this has been an issue. The wiggers lost $30k in three days because of cost oversights when it came to streaming. They left the house open to doxxing because they didn’t think to cover up local pizza boxes… two seasons in a row (they could also just not order local takeout). Mistakes happen and should be expected, but it’s like they never truly learn. And when they do it’s short lasting, eventually ending with them falling back into old habits.

Edit: also, there’s no action that perfectly captures unneeded risk then trying to fuck your own contestants. Like Jesus guys, at least focus on the groupies instead of people who might actually affect the outcome of any given season.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
A lot of that risk could be avoided if they functioned at a base level of show running competency. File the proper paperwork, and don’t make little mistakes. The little mistakes add up, and before you know it a season ends four weeks early or you lose a fish who was hard carrying the show with two weeks left to go.

Ever since day 3 of season one this has been an issue. The wiggers lost $30k in three days because of cost oversights when it came to streaming. They left the house open to doxxing because they didn’t think to cover up local pizza boxes… two seasons in a row (they could also just not order local takeout). Mistakes happen and should be expected, but it’s like they never truly learn. And when they do it’s short lasting, eventually ending with them falling back into old habits.

Edit: also, there’s no action that perfectly captures unneeded risk then trying to fuck your own contestants. Like Jesus guys, at least focus on the groupies instead of people who might actually affect the outcome of any given season.
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Doxing would've never mattered if they had actual police there which would also stop insane fans, school shooters and aggressive BPD bitches who got booted off.
 
The thing that's most disappointing about this (for me) is that these girls are willingly giving it up for Jeet Neptune of all people, and they're doing it for free. Zoomers really do not get taught internet security anymore, holy shit. Yes, they're adults and can do what they want but they should really know better. I feel like I've seen a picture of Jet on a poster in my computer class warning me about creeps online. Sad!
 
Noble Redditor said:
I'm sure this is going to be controversial but what I find the hardest to believe, and even somewhat comical, is girls are nonchalantly admitting to giving Jet Neptune head.

The screenshots aren't "yeah I was drunk and he forced himself on me" it's "so yeah I was giving him head regularly and one time he made me feel uncomfortable."
That's going to be someone's mother some day. Fellas, let this be a lesson to you: there is nothing in this world a woman wouldn't do for a singular grain of clout. When you look at a woman you have no choice but to visualize her on her knees sucking off Jet Neptune. That's your "special princess."
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Not every woman is a Letty, just like not every man is a Jet Neptune.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Please God don't let there be any leaks involving Luke
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Luke is probably the only person in the wigger crew where I'd be surprised if he behaved in this manner.

Ben and jet ... like everyone already knew this was happening before the texts and shit came out about it.
'jet is sleazy' is like 'water is wet' it's just obvious.

also lol at the "business chat" tag

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bookers said:
Luke is probably the only person in the wigger crew where I'd be surprised if he behaved in this manner.
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Luke traveled back to Florida with Binx after S3 ended so there were rumors they hooked up, but imo that's probably nothing

Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
I won't forget the last day during S1 of FT. When they were messing with Letty and Josie. Jet was going through one of the rooms and someone sent a TTS asking if Jets music was ironic and he went off his head, calling the chat faggots for at least 2 mins straight.
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that's awesome I would love to see a clip of that.

BadTanMan said:
Sam talking about how sleeping around and obsessing with sex is bad. Jet is nodding along with agreement.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cq1JesVWSVE
This was streamed shortly before fishtank first aired and around the same time that Sam was preaching how you should aspire to make beautiful things and not engage in disgusting content. The big takeaway from all of this is that no human, dead or alive, should ever be idolized. Take whatever useful tidbits they have to offer, but never place them above yourself or anyone else (this also applies to our dear leader).
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funnily enough I posted the same clip in reference to this situation back in June
 

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