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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Madison Grant said:
His fire rap career 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fW396S33wKk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BeJX_5098Qk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b8neD-xGSdY
btw he gets pissy if you ask if his rap music was a joke, he considers himself a real rapper, not a novelty/joke rapper.
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I won't forget the last day during S1 of FT. When they were messing with Letty and Josie. Jet was going through one of the rooms and someone sent a TTS asking if Jets music was ironic and he went off his head, calling the chat faggots for at least 2 mins straight.
 
I can't believe any woman would willingly fuck Jet, even for clout, given what he looks like. Sam is ugly too, but at least he's tall and actually pretty funny, and has some talent. Jet is short, fat, ugly, not funny, and always looks greasy.
cottage crow said:
Also, let’s take a step back from the moral faggotry for a moment and consider just how unprofessional this behavior is. Skimming your own “talent pool” for sexual favors is not something that competent directors/producers who care about delivering the best content possible to their paying audiences do. I guess Neptune just wants to have his cake and fuck it too.
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This is what I don't get. Even if people can handwave away how creepy it is for Jet to be doing this, they're also ignoring how unprofessional and dangerous it is to do. Going after the talent pool is always a huge risk. They can lie and claim you assaulted or raped them. Even if you didn't, it won't matter, your reputation is going to be in the gutter and you will have to waste time (and probably money) trying to defend yourself and hope your reputation and brand isn't destroyed in the end.

Even if the contestants don't claim sexual assault or rape, it simply looks unfair and bad to everyone else. Now the other contestants and fans will rightfully distrust and believe that Jet was giving special treatment or favors to whoever he was fucking.
 
CoolFool said:
I can't believe any woman would willingly fuck Jet, even for clout, given what he looks like. Sam is ugly too, but at least he's tall and actually pretty funny, and has some talent. Jet is short, fat, ugly, not funny, and always looks greasy.

This is what I don't get. Even if people can handwave away how creepy it is for Jet to be doing this, they're also ignoring how unprofessional and dangerous it is to do. Going after the talent pool is always a huge risk. They can lie and claim you assaulted or raped them. Even if you didn't, it won't matter, your reputation is going to be in the gutter and you will have to waste time (and probably money) trying to defend yourself and hope your reputation and brand isn't destroyed in the end.

Even if the contestants don't claim sexual assault or rape, it simply looks unfair and bad to everyone else. Now the other contestants and fans will rightfully distrust and believe that Jet was giving special treatment or favors to whoever he was fucking.
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I agree, this might be the end of Fishtank if they keep Jet around.
 
BullfrogBill said:
It had me wondering why the hell Jet (and supposedly Ben) is trying to pick up high schoolers and trying to "import girls"? He claims it's because they struggle to meet girls because of their internet presence? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just do what Nick says and just go to a bar and maybe meet people. Sure you can argue that you might not meet the best people at bars but are high schoolers raised on Discord or "imported girls" with bull rings really any better? Why stoop so low? Maybe Jet would struggle to pick up chicks for obvious reasons but I'm sure Ben would do fine.
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I'm telling you its an ego issue. A normal confident women could easily destroy their sense of self, preying on young insecure nutcases is much safer. It's especially safe when you do it by proxy (Ellie).
 
Basedmew said:
i dont even get how people find this guy funny at all let alone better at someone elses style. sam sucks today and is way past his prime and id still rather watch him than a youtube comedian.
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His series with Joe Pera always makes me laugh. Ive seen some of his recent sketches and I think they all fucking hit.

Not only are they well produced, they have just an inkling of thought to them. Now I cant vouch for his stand up, but the sketches are unlike anything else in the genre.
 
WP2 was shit, Fishtank is over, sam and jet keep fucking up. I think its over.
 
it creates a lot of internal contradictions for the show as well. You can’t simultaneously recruit the best possible cast while having a desire to fuck some of them. By definition it becomes a conflict of interest. How many good fish have we missed out on because Jet was thinking with his dick? A fish died so that Ellie could be on the show, a girl who is, all things considered, in the top 5 most nontent fish of all time.

Returning to the season three topic, a lot of people have pointed out that the non-fan cast was harder to control, and therefore harder to fuck. Most people consider season three’s cast to be the best out there, at least in the top two. Alex, Burt, Luke, and Simbal all in one season creates a monsoon of content, and that’s not even considering how well all the fish meshed with each other. But for some reason, season 4 puts no emphasis on learning from this success. And it wouldn’t surprise me that Jet went back to this casting type because it’s easier to fuck fans than non-fans.
 
Sam talking about how sleeping around and obsessing with sex is bad. Jet is nodding along with agreement.

This was streamed shortly before fishtank first aired and around the same time that Sam was preaching how you should aspire to make beautiful things and not engage in disgusting content. The big takeaway from all of this is that no human, dead or alive, should ever be idolized. Take whatever useful tidbits they have to offer, but never place them above yourself or anyone else (this also applies to our dear leader).
 
BadTanMan said:
Sam talking about how sleeping around and obsessing with sex is bad. Jet is nodding along with agreement.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cq1JesVWSVE
This was streamed shortly before fishtank first aired and around the same time that Sam was preaching how you should aspire to make beautiful things and not engage in disgusting content. The big takeaway from all of this is that no human, dead or alive, should ever be idolized. Take whatever useful tidbits they have to offer, but never place them above yourself or anyone else (this also applies to our dear leader).
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Sam is the CEO of not following his own advice.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
To me Fishtank seemed like a money printing machine but some are saying its not profitable. I dont see how
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Look at the risk each season involves and you can see with the latest one it didn't even finish which means they ate a lot of costs.

People look at 2-300k profit and think it's amazing but they have serious costs and legal risks plus they also still own all the houses and haven't been able to sell them. They might not be in a rush to sell but if there is a decent real estate downturn they could easily lose a million between all the properties.

They also took investor money which can complicate things.

Considering the upfront costs, risks involved as well as the cost of properties I would say it is definitely not a money printing machine.
 
Marche said:
Does Sam still behave like that? I thought he got burnt too much and basically avoids all womans
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He does but that's still not following his own advice. Sam always talks about finding a good woman and settling down, but of course he remains single as fuck at 40. Channing traumatized him even if he won't admit it.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
He does but that's still not following his own advice. Sam always talks about finding a good woman and settling down, but of course he remains single as fuck at 40. Channing traumatized him even if he won't admit it.
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Mizzy is literally right there Sam, it's her last years of eggs and she is literally wide open begging for it.
 
Charnel Ground said:
LMAO can you imagine Jet’s mouth breathing ass telling you that it would be soooo hot if you were handcuffed while he mashes his genitals into your face? Bleaque.
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I'm sure this is going to be controversial but what I find the hardest to believe, and even somewhat comical, is girls are nonchalantly admitting to giving Jet Neptune head.

The screenshots aren't "yeah I was drunk and he forced himself on me" it's "so yeah I was giving him head regularly and one time he made me feel uncomfortable."
That's going to be someone's mother some day. Fellas, let this be a lesson to you: there is nothing in this world a woman wouldn't do for a singular grain of clout. When you look at a woman you have no choice but to visualize her on her knees sucking off Jet Neptune. That's your "special princess."
 
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Marche said:
Mizzy is literally right there Sam, it's her last years of eggs and she is literally wide open begging for it.
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Many people ship Sam x Mizzy and he still doesn't go for it. He could give her a better life in Rhode Island, away from all that LA bullshit.
 
Ben... I don't want your back rub anymore.
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