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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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Jin recently done a stream were he would hit on girls in Japan. To increase his courage, Jin drank 3 cans of "Strong Zero" but ended up arguing with chat and being a nuisance to the citizen of Japan. In the end, he talked to no girls and ended his stream abruptly to take a piss (please ignore the capcut watermark, I'm a techboomer).
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Nearly at the end of his stream, "purplemoths" aka Angie, appeared on his chat. She said hello and Jin mentioned that Angie gonna be a guest on Alex Stein's show.
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I still think a Jin+Shinji colab stream would be great. They're both coomers but Shinji can actually pull women. It would be pretty funny to see him shit all over Jin.
 
man i would be pissed if i was trying to sleep and someone was crowding the bed like this lol
It's HOT in El Salvador too, like 85 degrees at night. The last thing you would want is some sweaty, tarded perv inching closer to you while you're sleeping..
 
The Burt and Alex B war rages on. I think at this point Burt understands its just good content and isn't emotionally invested at all, but Alex B will never change.

Alex B: "Listen nigga, if I see you again I will knock your teeth out."
Burt: "Don't call me the n word. You're the one who has sex with his monkeys allegedly."
Alex B hangs up
Alex B: "What the fuck is wrong with this nigga..."

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They really love singing on Estanque. There are regularly moments where one person starts singing something and EVERYONE joins in. It can be annoyingly loud but also kind of cute since the contestants who barely/don't speak English usually know all the words to the English songs.

Also I would love to see Fenix and Raphael (and Canelo!) on a regular Fishtank season, I feel like they would do great. And add Roberto to production. The Mexicans have won me over, dios mio!

(Edit) TJ very subtly trying to get closer to Binx in their new massive bed:
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I love the singing so much!
One of my favorite parts of season 4 was how everyone seemed to be really into all the running gags. Idk whether the cast is fans or non-fans. Either way, the worst players are always the ones who try acting like they're above it all.

TJ has, at least, had sex and a relationship before.
While I do think he probably won't ever do better than Taylor, I also concede that she defeneatly is a degenerate gambling addict. The OF whore was still way worse and I'm not sure whether or not the relationship with Taylor was actually better than being a virgin, all things considered.
Even though he can be nontent, I'm still very much confused about why I find him to be likeable despite of all this, as long as he does anything else, other than simping or talking bad about a girl he simps for.
 
Taylor has a new boyfriend that describes himself as a "25 year old degenerate gambler" in his instagram bio and sounds super gay. Girl just date Bossman he'll treat you like a kween and give you scabies.
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I don't even know what's going on in El Estanque anymore. The tank has been colonized, they're the only people left.
 
Angie was just on Alex Stein's show and said that Jet was gone when asked about S5, she might've just been talking about from Twittter. She's also been in contact with him.



Clip from her post-interview stream, says she might get in trouble with production for what she said:
 
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While I do think he probably won't ever do better than Taylor, I also concede that she defeneatly is a degenerate gambling addict.
pretty sure she has kick sponsorships and whatever like bossman does.
idk how accurate it is to say she's just a degenerate gambler.
like her instagram shit is well produced and actually gets a ton of engagement.
so it wouldn't surprise me if shes making a decent amount of money from it.
 
pretty sure she has kick sponsorships and whatever like bossman does.
idk how accurate it is to say she's just a degenerate gambler.
like her instagram shit is well produced and actually gets a ton of engagement.
so it wouldn't surprise me if shes making a decent amount of money from it.
Making a lot of money doesn't make someone less of a degenerate. My wording might be kind of harsh, but I felt like she was oftentimes referred to as being way more wholesome than she probably is.
 
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