🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Big Nasty]

Pow

Sheesh, what an unfortunate build on that broad.

She's also really sweaty.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

i won’t watch anything with binx in it. Mexican fishtank is dead to me

The worst part of fishtank is the simps. Angelina looks 12, a bunch of pedo losers in the chat gross me out. Fishtank chat: the meeting place of unfuckable losers

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Absolutely surreal, like a black bisexual David lynch.

I could absolutely see this as a random scene in The Return.

 

[Slipknot1776]

THE MIDWEST

That night on powtank was the best night of any fishtank spin off there was. IMO powtank was the best spinoff, I don't care to listen to spanish and gregtent while admirale doesn't do it for me

 

[Shishou Dollars]

i won’t watch anything with binx in it. Mexican fishtank is dead to me

The worst part of fishtank is the simps. Angelina looks 12, a bunch of pedo losers in the chat gross me out. Fishtank chat: the meeting place of unfuckable losers

It’s really clear she’s taking up that look intentionally. The giant oversized glasses, braces (not like there was a choice on this part), pigtails, combine that with her whole demeanor. It makes my skin crawl.

 

[skrod]

That night on powtank was the best night of any fishtank spin off there was. IMO powtank was the best spinoff, I don't care to listen to spanish and gregtent while admirale doesn't do it for me

I could ramble more about Powtank. I still think of the Fishtank spin offs that have been made, it was probably the best one in the terms of actually replicating the feeling. Kinda makes me wish Jacob attempted it again.

Powtank really did have soul, though I forget the majority of it and most of what I remember was TJ-related. He really was by far the most entertaining person there and proved again that he could actually be a content machine when given some alcohol. Claire, Abi, and that black dude were all nontent. Of all the fishtank spinoffs, this and segregated were the only ones where I actually sat through the entire thing as it aired.

Spoiler: Ranking the Unofficial Spinoffs

1. SeGREGated - Said this before but it felt like a typical Greg stream but with higher production value. It was often boring but had charm and everything from the moment Burt showed up until the ending was absolute kino. The dinner date, the pieing, the meltdowns. It was a great weekend of content and the finale was really good.
2. Powtank
3. ADL - I didn't watch at all after the first week but it had a surprisingly good cast and the behind the scenes shenanigans were interesting and really fun to speculate on. The hot-mic coke snorting session was hilarious. I feel like this one best replicated the feeling of early season 1 fishtank, at least during the time I watched it. Everything after the first week was so badly done and boring that I couldn't stand to watch it anymore but I really liked following the updates in the thread. Only reason it's not last is because the spectacle of it all being such a disaster made it noteworthy and unique.
4. ConGREGated - The cast was absolute AIDS and the show was pretty directionless. I tapped out on consistently watching it after the first weekend. Every time I tuned in after that it was just karaoke or Blacksmith's wife being so annoying that you couldn't hear anything else going on, which caused everyone else to shut down as the alpha female screeched and danced around like a monkey. It felt like all the show had was fishtoys and challenges, but no typical reality show producing of exploiting the personalities of the contestants to create drama or funny situations. I think the reason that this one was bad was because Greg unfortunately, while being 10x more likable and watchable than the entire cast of ConGREGated combined, is simply not content minded and doesn't have the makings of a comedy show producer. Part of what make SeGREGated good was the push and pull of Frank wanting to make something funny and entertaining with his hassling and Greg just wanting to eat edibles, play video games, and chill with good vibes. For ConGREGated, Greg was in the director's chair and made the creative decision to neuter Frank into just being a guy who delivers bananas and pies people in the face. Still, it was a commendable effort.
5. Sardinetank - I only watched the final couple days when Alex B showed up and for a guy who is obsessed with fishtank and spends ungodly amounts of money on it, Aperture has the worst content instincts of any producer above. He actively discouraged content and chastised people for being wild and crazy such as Alex B and the fat annoying chick while he sat on his fat ass, bitched about how stressed he was, and ripped the bong. Alex B was really funny on it and brought the content. The most kino moment of it was Aperture making Alex B officiate a fake wedding turned real proposal the day after he announced that he would be divorcing his wife (which never happened), causing him to have a meltdown and shit on Aperture. If Aperture had done this to fuck with Alex B it would have been really funny but I'm pretty damn sure that he's just so stupid he didn't even realize that having Alex B do this at the time might have made him feel some type of way. It was more of a hang out for fishtank orbiters than an actual show.

El Estanque I haven't watched hardly at all but I heard it's been good. The first time I actually tuned in was yesterday and all I can say about it was that I liked Fenix and thought she was pretty funny. The Ethan Ralph stuff I saw was also really funny and I love that dog Canelo.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I fucking hate Binx

Just fuck her already and get it over with.

 

[Marche]

Just fuck her already and get it over with.

I wouldn't even rape her.

 

[Polychromos]

TJ was kinda shit during S2. I genuinely thought the dude was boring and was obviously pegged to win early on.

BUT

His performance on Bloodgames was amusing enough, and the breakup with Taylor shifted his entire dynamic. I feel like it actually opened him up as a person rather than being a "Ummm uhhhh ummm uhhhhh"
Enter Powtank. TJ was supposed to be a guest, then basically took over the show. Him venting about how Taylor had gambling problems, eating live bugs, THE MIDWEST, the Grindr date, still dancing every time to LA BOMBA, refusing to spank Creature, going so hard in the final challenge that it made Rusty quit after a few minutes. TJ entertained me in a way I wasn't expecting and warmed up to him a lot as a result.

I could ramble more about Powtank. I still think of the Fishtank spin offs that have been made, it was probably the best one in the terms of actually replicating the feeling. Kinda makes me wish Jacob attempted it again.

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I think the Letty Japan streams, while generally not very good, also showed he had grown a lot since S2. He was still kind of a looser, but more on the level of a bit weird and shy as opposed to more secluded autist than person. Nowadays he even seems to have some kind of free will, which kind of does make him one of the best FT success stories.

i won’t watch anything with binx in it. Mexican fishtank is dead to me

The worst part of fishtank is the simps. Angelina looks 12, a bunch of pedo losers in the chat gross me out. Fishtank chat: the meeting place of unfuckable losers

She really doesn't look 12, but she knows exactly what she's doing and what kind of simp she attracts with that. She does her best to style herself really young, which will get more embarrassing the older she gets. She'll be an even more cringe Binx in a few years. Funnily enough, I'm pretty sure those were the two contestants that also really leaned in on the degenerate feet fan service.

 

[Agares]

It’s really clear she’s taking up that look intentionally. The giant oversized glasses, braces (not like there was a choice on this part), pigtails, combine that with her whole demeanor. It makes my skin crawl.

Remember when the media and bloggers gave us shit for calling out "fake nerd girls"? Well fuck those cunts because THIS SHIT right here is the result. Egirls and simps are a disease.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Full boxing match with T.J and a production member name Duende
1st round

2nd round

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fishtank.live on da squatch watch

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They are not safe

Uncle Samsonite could not survive this house of Arsonist Latinxs,they basically all are a bunch of shreks(his arch nemesis)

 

[The Lawgiver]

Uncle Samsonite could not survive this house of Arsonist Latinxs,they basically all are a bunch of shreks(his arch nemesis)

Shrek's florida-scottish, different kind of crazy.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Full boxing match with T.J and a production member name Duende
1st round
1st fight.mp4
2nd round
2nd fight.mp4

Kinda nostalgic to see TJ flailing around in a boxing match again. Not surprising he did poorly considering his opponent's +2 racial bonus in street fighting.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Jin recently done a stream were he would hit on girls in Japan. To increase his courage, Jin drank 3 cans of "Strong Zero" but ended up arguing with chat and being a nuisance to the citizen of Japan. In the end, he talked to no girls and ended his stream abruptly to take a piss (please ignore the capcut watermark, I'm a techboomer).

Nearly at the end of his stream, "purplemoths" aka Angie, appeared on his chat. She said hello and Jin mentioned that Angie gonna be a guest on Alex Stein's show.

LINK
EDIT: I changed the files into .webm so it can load faster

Spoiler: some funny out of context clips

 

[Expertjogger]

I think TJ came off as pretty embarrassing on the Letty Japan streams. He was clearly trying to hang out with her and she sort of blew him off which he turned into a moralfag thing about Ice Poseidon farming her for content as if he didn’t participate in fishtank and fishtank spin-offs.

 

[Marche]

I think TJ came off as pretty embarrassing on the Letty Japan streams. He was clearly trying to hang out with her and she sort of blew him off which he turned into a moralfag thing about Ice Poseidon farming her for content as if he didn’t participate in fishtank and fishtank spin-offs.

To be fair Icepiss loves collecting people he can use and Letty did bing in a draw. she was also being a massive retard with Chick Andy who kept trying to get her to go to him in one other gook countries with other shitty streamers, she was getting more Views than Chicken so it was all leech networking.

 

[Expertjogger]

To be fair Icepiss loves collecting people he can use and Letty did bing in a draw. she was also being a massive retard with Chick Andy who kept trying to get her to go to him in one other gook countries with other shitty streamers, she was getting more Views than Chicken so it was all leech networking.

Yeah but she probably made more money streaming herself traveling than getting spit on by airsoftfatty. She’s even doing the Ice scavenger hunt this weekend while TJ is hanging out with Binx in El Salvador doing the La Bamba dance for shekels.

 

[Mörkö]

They really love singing on Estanque. There are regularly moments where one person starts singing something and EVERYONE joins in. It can be annoyingly loud but also kind of cute since the contestants who barely/don't speak English usually know all the words to the English songs.

Also I would love to see Fenix and Raphael (and Canelo!) on a regular Fishtank season, I feel like they would do great. And add Roberto to production. The Mexicans have won me over, dios mio!

(Edit) TJ very subtly trying to get closer to Binx in their new massive bed:

 

[Goonsmoker]

The Mexicans have won me over, dios mio!

(Edit) TJ very subtly trying to get closer to Binx in their new massive bed:
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He's ready to lube that old hag cooch.