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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
i think it does matter. because people are saying tj didn't like her because she was some 'crazy gambling addict gambling away all her money'.
that's not really an accurate description if she's getting paid by sponsorships and shit.
i mean idk what she actually does obviously, but it really does seem to just be influencer shit and not like bossmanjack or w/e.

also its kind of weird from tj in particular because idk, what does he actually do
 
Angie was just on Alex Stein's show and said that Jet was gone when asked about S5, she might've just been talking about from Twittter.
angie_jet_update.webm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PfdsCfFqC_A
Clip from her post-interview stream, says she might get in trouble with production for what she said:
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Maybe Jet is actually being a professional boss nigger and not Jet.
It would be a smart thing to do to basically cut all social media (given how much of a retard he behaves on it) or maybe Daddy Sam put him in his place a bit.

Also holy fuck she is hideous, Zoomer woman are truly some of the most disgusting things this show has made me see, I used to love woman but now I am a hardcore incel with rage.
 
Maybe Jet is actually being a professional boss nigger and not Jet.
It would be a smart thing to do to basically cut all social media (given how much of a retard he behaves on it) or maybe Daddy Sam put him in his place a bit.
That would require Sam to actually give a shit about Fishtank for once in 2025. He was so disengaged during S4 it made me wonder if the show would be better off without him.
 
The real question is, who could fill Sam's shoes as the next Fishtank host? Roberto would be a good producer, but Sam's role is a tough shoe to fill.
Jan seems like the obvious answer. They can switch rolls by having Jan as the main host and Sam occasionally come on to do his bits.
 
Maybe Jet is actually being a professional boss nigger and not Jet.
haha
The real question is, who could fill Sam's shoes as the next Fishtank host? Roberto would be a good producer, but Sam's role is a tough shoe to fill.
nobody, honestly.
it just wouldnt the same without sam.

bens good at being an asshole like sam, luke is kind of physically imposing like sam but its just not really the same. neither has both of those things.
sams pretty unique.

i mean potentially luke could do it i think because hes a big dude like same
but hes just really goofy and nice that like he'd have to change up his whole demeanor and idk if he could do that.
im not sure if he could do acting stuff like that.

ben totally can but hes also kinda retarded too so idk. i love ben though.

Sam hasn't cared abut fishtank since Famous House 1.
this might be optimistic but now that world peace is out he might be more inclined to work on fishtank again.
but who knows

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seth playing some warhammer. glory to the emperor
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The real question is, who could fill Sam's shoes as the next Fishtank host? Roberto would be a good producer, but Sam's role is a tough shoe to fill.
Jan seems like the obvious answer. They can switch rolls by having Jan as the main host and Sam occasionally come on to do his bits.
Woah, Jan + Roberto sounds awesome actually. Jan could do an Aztec bit or something.
 
Jan seems like the obvious answer. They can switch rolls by having Jan as the main host and Sam occasionally come on to do his bits.
Xavier is a good contender, but Alex Stein might be alright in the role too. His Alex Diamond bit was one of the few redeeming things during Famous House 2.

Luke has the charisma and physique too.
 
Luke has the charisma and physique too.
He just doesn't have the weird aura that Sam has. Maybe it's my S2 Stockholm Syndrome, but the fish would never know if Sam would be there to torment them (group therapy), or good off with them (play Body Body). idk
There's something Sam has that you can't easily replace, and it's hard to pinpoint.
 
Brandon Buckingham was originally supposed to be the host. Know he's doing some shit these days but wonder if they'd approach him again.
 
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seth playing some warhammer. glory to the emperor
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Seth saw a Space Marine dreadnought and said he wants to be in one of those when he's on his deathbed. His would be painted black, yellow and chrome but I think a real Sethnought would need a high visibility vest, some Crip tattoo markings and a sideways baseball cap on the "head".
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He was so disengaged during S4 it made me wonder if the show would be better off without him.
You don’t understand man, season 4 being a clusterfuck of half-assed decisions and next to zero passion from Production, Sam included, was the theme. The joke was on the audience, isn’t that brilliant? Culture status? Advanced.
 
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